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The joke is good without him being a pirate. He never said "dar" or "arr".
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 03:29 PM
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 03:30 PM
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Originally posted by Jambo:
Actually adding those things would be quite ammusing if you made them odd. Eg. A 69 year old pirate walked into a bar and had a steering wheel on hiz zipper. Pink being his favorite color he wore a pink one gallon hate size appox. 42.0 in size. He had a humungous head. So, you could put them in a joke to make it funnier, but the pirate is the heart of the joke, thus making it relevant.
Actually adding those things would be quite ammusing if you made them odd. Eg. A 69 year old pirate walked into a bar and had a steering wheel on hiz zipper. Pink being his favorite color he wore a pink one gallon hate size appox. 42.0 in size. He had a humungous head. So, you could put them in a joke to make it funnier, but the pirate is the heart of the joke, thus making it relevant.
What he said.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 04:30 PM
901.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 04:40 PM
Here's a funny joke,
A guy walks into a bar, then says
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
A guy walks into a bar, then says
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 04:43 PM
That has already been said. And in a much funnier form.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 04:45 PM
So, it's still funny, and I don't see anyone else putting any jokes up.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 04:57 PM
Nobody wants repeated jokes.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 05:05 PM
If it's going to be repeated, it should be a joke of the highest caliber. You actually lowered the comedic level of said joke.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 05:11 PM
Give me five examples of you winning.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 08:25 PM
I didn't follow that.
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I didn't follow that.
I didn't follow that.
who did?
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 09:22 PM
What didn't you follow?
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 09:26 PM
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What didn't you follow?
What didn't you follow?
The like 12 posts on the 3 step processes.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 09:29 PM
I just explained that the joke should not have been repeated. Easy stuff.
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 12:37 AM
You still haven't passed my challenge.
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 12:40 AM
You said
The challenge is to find five examples of you winning.
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Fine. moonunit: 50 dude3: 1
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Wait, I think moonunit forgot that negative sign on her score...
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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Geez, get a clue!
Geez, get a clue!
Ha, you said get a clue to me. Funny how the insult fits the insulter better.
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 01:56 PM
y'know, when I checked my email. I had 89 messages saying "[insert moonunit, Jambo, or dude3] has just replied...now I know why.
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"That's stupid"
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"It's my first day, gimme a break!"-Dilbert
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