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I need a urinal in my house

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 05:09 PM

We've got a low-flow toilet upstairs that hardly flushes anything other than pee anymore. I'm trying to convince my mom to replace it with a urinal, since it's never used for pooping in anyway, and it would save water.

I'm sure everyone else here would love to have a urinal in their house, no?
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 06:16 PM

Sure.

But what if she had to use that bathroom and there was only a urinal...

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 07:02 PM

urinal++

I guess you could make a unisex urunal if you put your mind to it. I need a female member to comment on this.
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 07:16 PM

I find that it's simpler to drop one's pants than to fumble around with a fly. Maybe not quicker, but simpler.
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 12:41 AM

So you're that jackass who's always standing at the urinal with his pants around his ankles. :P

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 02:14 PM

Ah... reliving terrifying moments from my third grade experience...
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 04:10 PM

I learned the wrong way to use a urinal one day in kindergarten while in the bathroom with several particularly easily amused second graders.
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 10:55 PM

I'd love to have a urinal in my bathroom. I'd just be so badass, and convenient!
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Posted 14 December 2006 - 08:00 PM

As long as it isn't one of those Japanese mouth urinals that were in that one BnB thread.
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Posted 14 December 2006 - 11:34 PM

How about a flower urinal instead?

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 11:40 AM

Too damn yonic, Pufer.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:59 PM

View PostAnaxagoras, on Dec 15 2006, 04:40 PM, said:

Too damn yonic, Pufer.


Aye. I was looking for the right word but you beat me to it.
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 05:32 PM

I once saw a book titled "toilets of the world". Some guy went around the world taking pictures of toilets.
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 12:07 AM

Urinal.net

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 01:05 AM

View PostAnaxagoras, on Dec 15 2006, 04:40 PM, said:

Too damn yonic, Pufer.


Well done. You used a word which actually made me reach for my dictionary, even if it did turn out to be aptly applied.
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 08:43 AM

View PostSundered Angel, on Dec 16 2006, 01:05 AM, said:

Well done. You used a word which actually made me reach for my dictionary, even if it did turn out to be aptly applied.

Was he using the Sanskrit word? If so, aptly applied indeed. :P

Anyway, Pufer's urinals are interesting, although I don't care much for the venus fly trap one.
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 12:28 PM

View PostAnaxagoras, on Dec 15 2006, 09:40 AM, said:

Too damn yonic, Pufer.

I believe we are on the thresholds of a genius here.
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Posted 17 December 2006 - 01:06 AM

View PostSundered Angel, on Dec 15 2006, 11:05 PM, said:

Well done. You used a word which actually made me reach for my dictionary, even if it did turn out to be aptly applied.


I'm impressed as well; yonic is definitely making it into one of my essays next semester.

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Posted 17 December 2006 - 03:00 AM

Too damned blandiloquent, Anax.
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 01:58 PM

Now you're just vying for attention. :P
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 02:39 PM

yoni : a stylized representation of the female genitalia that in Hinduism is a sign of generative power and that symbolizes the goddess Shakti -- compare LINGAM
yonic (adjective)

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Posted 18 January 2007 - 03:28 PM

I'd love a urinal in my bathroom. Especially if it had that neat little motion sensor to flush for you.
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Posted 18 January 2007 - 04:10 PM

Why do you have such a burning desire to gradedig every topic on the first page?
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Posted 18 January 2007 - 05:16 PM

Mrxak has invaded the forums. Duck and cover for SA's nuclear wrath isn't far behind...

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Posted 18 January 2007 - 05:17 PM

Technically, this topic was on the second page, but I believe my comments were quite relevant. Moreso than a lot of the other posts, I might add :P.
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