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I need a urinal in my house

#51 CrazyChick

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:48 AM

Q: Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

I can work in the Imperial units if I think hard. But I always have to convert to metric to work anything complicated out.

[EDIT] And again! What is it with me and new pages?

This post has been edited by CrazyChick: 06 February 2007 - 09:44 PM

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 09:18 PM

I use both, but for different reasons, and I can't convert. I'm 5'4", but my fingertip is about 3 cm long (estimation). I have no idea how large an inch is, but I do have an idea of a foot. I have an idea of a centimetre, but not a metre.

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 11:23 PM

CrazyChick, on Feb 6 2007, 12:48 AM, said:

It's only new page if you show 25 per page.

40>25.

Both literally and figuratively.

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 11:28 PM

You try rendering 40 posts/page on a p3/500 and Firefox...

You put what in my Power Mac?
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#55 CrazyChick

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 04:07 AM

Was that a statement or a command?

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 09:00 AM

I'm a bit taller than 6', so maybe 1.85 meters.

LNSU, on Feb 6 2007, 09:18 PM, said:

I'm 5'4", but my fingertip is about 3 cm long (estimation). I have no idea how large an inch is, but I do have an idea of a foot.

An inch is approximately the width of your thumb.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 09:00 AM

hm, thought double posts were automatically merged now...

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 02:40 PM

CrazyChick, on Feb 7 2007, 04:07 AM, said:

Was that a statement or a command?

He used the imperative tense, so it was a command.

Mispeled, on Feb 7 2007, 09:00 AM, said:

hm, thought double posts were automatically merged now...

That stopped happening after the last IPB patch.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 04:56 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Feb 6 2007, 11:28 PM, said:

You try rendering 40 posts/page on a p3/500 and Firefox...

Opera is supremely faster.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 06:10 PM

LNSU, on Feb 7 2007, 04:56 PM, said:

Opera is supremely faster.

And buggier than a beehive.

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Posted 08 February 2007 - 10:03 PM

Thats besides the point when you use a dialup modem half the time.

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 02:16 PM

LNSU, on Feb 8 2007, 10:03 PM, said:

Thats besides the point when you use a dialup modem half the time.

Man, I feel your pain. I had dial-up until about a year ago. I am NEVER going back.

/me hugs his cable modem

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 02:36 PM

Anaxagoras, on Feb 9 2007, 03:16 PM, said:

Man, I feel your pain. I had dial-up until about a year ago. I am NEVER going back.

/me hugs his cable modem

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 05:07 PM

I'm not giving up competitive ski racing to have constant access to high-speed modem(s).

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 05:29 PM

I agree with Anax and Manta. I used to have a dial-up, and my parents could tell how long I'd been on the internet. Now they can't! hehe

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:11 PM

You do know that they could fix that simply by switching back to the wondrous world of dial-up.

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Posted 10 February 2007 - 02:58 AM

They're not going to, because Broadband is much faster.
Also because me and my sister will throw a joint hissy fit if they switch.

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 02:55 PM

CrazyChick, on Feb 10 2007, 02:58 AM, said:

They're not going to, because Broadband is much faster.
Also because me and my sister will throw a joint hissy fit if they switch.

That wouldn't be very nice. You should learn to respect your parents. Especially your dad.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 01:18 AM

I do. But I feel strongly about some things.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 02:30 PM

I'm planning on buying a wireless card and piggybacking on my neighbor's (paid for) wireless internet.

... I mean...

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 04:00 PM

CrazyChick, on Feb 12 2007, 01:18 AM, said:

I do. But I feel strongly about some things.

Respect him.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 05:48 PM

Anaxagoras, on Feb 11 2007, 02:55 PM, said:

That wouldn't be very nice. You should learn to respect your parents. Especially your dad.

Why especially the father?

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 09:07 PM

Yes, get a urinal for your house, Mispeled.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 11:30 PM

I have to agree with grunk.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 12:22 AM

I, on the other hand, don't have to agree with grunk.

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