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I need a urinal in my house

#226 User is offline   Gray Shirt Ninja 

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 03:42 PM

*throws a hollow chocolate coin at Lektor*
Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
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#227 User is offline   Lektor 

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 04:50 PM

Aww, thanks man!

You're the gift that never starts giving...
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 08:22 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Mar 17 2007, 05:49 AM, said:

Anything is, falling on you from a distance. I promise I won't drop it out of any four floor buildings.


Only in a vacuum.
You put what in my Power Mac?
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Posted 18 March 2007 - 12:53 AM

View PostLektor, on Mar 15 2007, 02:46 PM, said:

Well stop eating in the toilet then. Problem solved.

:P


Better yet, start eating off of cows. Cowpox gives you immunity!
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 09:41 AM

immunity to what, exactly?
VXI

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 11:29 PM

Cows.

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Posted 20 March 2007 - 01:09 PM

[homer drool]mmmmm... cowpox[/homer drool].
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 12:19 AM

Try tuberculosis.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 12:28 AM

I'd rather not.

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 01:10 PM

I don't recall anyone asking you what the hell you wanted!

No go eat off that cow! Right now!
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 01:24 PM

... see above post
"THERE IS NOTHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN CHEESE!" -- mrxak

#237 User is offline   Lektor 

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 01:30 PM

I did see it, in fact not only did I see it, I posted it. Do I get a prize?
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 03:17 PM

Yeah, you get a hollow chocolate coin delivered by air mail specially to you by Gray Shirt Ninja! Don't you feel special?
"THERE IS NOTHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN CHEESE!" -- mrxak

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 06:44 AM

Save your money, and just get him killed instead. I'd get more pleasure from it.
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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