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I need a urinal in my house

#26 User is offline   Anaxagoras 

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Posted 18 January 2007 - 08:30 PM

Heh. Wow. I didn't even know so many people had no idea what yonic meant...
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Posted 18 January 2007 - 11:19 PM

View Postmrxak, on Jan 18 2007, 03:17 PM, said:

Technically, this topic was on the second page, but I believe my comments were quite relevant. Moreso than a lot of the other posts, I might add :P.

Clearly the man lies!
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 06:44 PM

View Postmrxak, on Jan 18 2007, 02:17 PM, said:

Technically, this topic was on the second page, but I believe my comments were quite relevant. Moreso than a lot of the other posts, I might add :P.


THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 12:28 AM

You're not allowed to talk anymore.
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Posted 20 January 2007 - 03:20 AM

Good luck getting Laguna to enforce that...
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#31 User is offline   Anaxagoras 

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 06:50 PM

View PostThe Apple Cøre, on Jan 20 2007, 03:20 AM, said:

Good luck getting Laguna to enforce that...

The key is in the lemon meringue pie. Everyone loves pie.

And, for good measure, BANANA.
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Posted 24 January 2007 - 03:15 AM

You know who I blame for the lack of home urinals? Women. I bet they'd change their tune if suddenly leaving the seat up was a non-issue.
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 11:30 PM

I have never used a urinal (being female), but I can assure you with some certainty it would be damn hard.
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 11:35 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Feb 3 2007, 11:30 PM, said:

I have never used a urinal (being female), but I can assure you with some certainty it would be damn hard.

Bah. I know a girl who says urinals are easy to use.

Of course, she's the same idiot who had to go to the hospital because she got a hot dog stuck in there.
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 01:14 AM

It sort of depends on the urinal, I suppose. I know of at least one restroom on the UNM campus (north end of the Antropology building) that has urinals that would be quite easy for a female of moderate height to use.

Of course, I also know a woman who at one point couldn't figure out how to urinate outdoors in the woods and had to drive back into town. Granted, it demonstrated that she has extreme bladder control (we were about 45 minutes from the nearest bathroom), but that wouldn't be necessary if she could have figured out how to squat. Heaven forbid she ever has to use a toilet in Asia.

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 01:54 AM

Use a funnel!
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 10:01 AM

View Postmrxak, on Feb 4 2007, 01:54 AM, said:

Use a funnel!

Heh. The female catheter.
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 02:13 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Feb 3 2007, 09:30 PM, said:

I have never used a urinal (being female), but I can assure you with some certainty it would be damn hard.

For the females it would be, but for us males it's pretty convenient.

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 05:21 PM

View PostAnaxagoras, on Feb 4 2007, 05:35 PM, said:

Bah. I know a girl who says urinals are easy to use.

:P
Who is this person?

View PostPufer, on Feb 4 2007, 07:14 PM, said:

It sort of depends on the urinal, I suppose. I know of at least one restroom on the UNM campus (north end of the Antropology building) that has urinals that would be quite easy for a female of moderate height to use.

And what happens if one happens to be short? Not speaking of myself - I am too tall for my own good.
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 05:22 PM

View PostJacaByte, on Feb 4 2007, 02:13 PM, said:

For the females it would be, but for us males it's pretty convenient.

Yeah, seriously. It's used at point-blank range, so it's bloody impossible for a guy to miss, unless he's so drunk he can't even stand up long enough to finish the job.
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 06:41 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Feb 4 2007, 05:21 PM, said:

And what happens if one happens to be short? Not speaking of myself - I am too tall for my own good.


I demand evidence of your height.
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 07:35 PM

Post a strand of thread that reflects your height.

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 01:31 AM

View PostCrazyChick, on Feb 4 2007, 03:21 PM, said:

:P
Who is this person?
And what happens if one happens to be short? Not speaking of myself - I am too tall for my own good.


Stilts?

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 04:07 AM

For your information (even though it is none of your beeswax), I am about 1.7 metres tall. And NO PICTURES, MRXAK!
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 11:51 AM

5 feet 7 inches?

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 03:11 PM

That's the same height I was when I was thirteen. I think I'm... 5 feet 10 inches (?) now.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 01:07 AM

Anax, that's the same height I am now that I'm 22. You're not allowed to be taller than me, so you best have stopped growing or else... <shakes fist> :P

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:11 AM

I'm taller than Pufer. Makes sense.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:27 AM

I haven't measured myself for a while, as our measuring chart stops at 160 cm. But I'm taller than my friend, who is 1.67 metres.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:33 AM

See that? This is where meters completely fails as a unit. Feet and inches for the win.
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