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Italian Bistro Omega 60

#26 User is offline   The Apple Cøre 

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 05:43 PM

The Apple Cøre throws a dehydrated water balloon at TheLoser.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 06:15 PM

The hits TheLoser and fails to explode. JacaByte picks in up and throughs it back at TAC.

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:26 PM

The ballon secretly contains LiAnNaSu, who pops out of the ballon in mid-air, smashing into TAC.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:07 PM

TheJ wanders off and finds a less insane soda machine. He finds one in the bathroom.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:07 PM

But µ very secret agent like kicks TAC out of the way, so LiAnNaSu actually hits Pufer.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:51 PM

Splat! goes LiAnNaSu against Pufer's protective metal box.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 11:23 PM

Pufer sips his hefeweizen in a bemused fashion.

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 12:09 AM

TheLoser opens a plot hole, walks through it, and walks back out with a soda from the soda machine. Then he sits down and stars darkly at Pufers' box.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 12:30 PM

JacaByte kicks moony's very secret agent in the shins for ruining his throw.

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 07:43 PM

LiAnNaSu attempts to torch his way through Pufer's box.
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 08:05 PM

Boris walks in and orders a milkshake.
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 10:44 PM

Pufer makes a call and LiAnNaSu's supply of acetylene is suddenly confiscated by the Torch-Bearers Union Local 140. Pufer orders a hefeweizen for the local union boss and LiAnNaSu.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 07:01 PM

Much to Pufer's dismay, LiANNaSu's torch can be powered by anything flammable, including hefeweizen, which causes a much better burn than acetyline.
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 08:00 PM

TheJ come back with an armful of explosive soda and sits inconspicuously in the corner of the room....
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:24 PM

Moony hides behind her pink trenchcoat carrying a saxophone case.
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:42 PM

The Apple Cøre hides behind a server rack.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:54 PM

Moony sets down her case and sets up her horn.
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 11:40 PM

Pufer throws a handful of coins into µ's case while wondering how LiAnNaSu is able to power a torch with a very non-flammable beer. He also puts on a raincoat while glancing at TheJ's explosive soda cache.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 11:59 PM

Abandoning personal safety for the possibility of jazz-tastic enlightenment, 3t dons a pair of sunglasses and prepares to snap to the beat.
[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 12:12 AM

SA confiscates all explosive/incendiary objects and takes a swig from his hip flask, muttering to himself incomprehensibly.
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 12:14 AM

You forgot the....

hmm. No you didn't. How did you find that?
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 01:13 AM

Little did TJ know, but HE found it.
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 11:47 AM

JacaByte loads Windows ME onto the server rack which promptly explodes.

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 02:50 PM

Manta walks in and procedes to giving Boris "Billy" Yetskins a large set of lumps before settling down to a quiet Guinness and ordering Boris a second milkshake both of which are charged to 3t's tab of course since he still has it open to the whole bar.

This post has been edited by Manta: 18 October 2006 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 08:13 PM

Starts a violent revolt against SA, who is oppressing the violence in this bar.

"MORE VIOLENCE! MORE VIOLENCE! NO PEACEKEEPING/WEAPON-REMOVAL! NO PEACKEEPING/WEAPON-REMOVAL"

*begins punching motion at SA's face. Fist has not hit face yet.*
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