Three Little Words
#281
Posted 23 June 2006 - 10:39 PM
I used to be married to a catcher of particularly stupid dogs, but she eventually left me so now I am left to eat oatmeal in the dark.
damage, under, poor
-Pufer
damage, under, poor
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#285
Posted 24 June 2006 - 11:19 PM
She quickly forgave me for dropping the cake, and I rewarded her with the best orgasm of her life. What an evening!
fibers, corpulence, survive
-Pufer
fibers, corpulence, survive
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#288
Posted 25 June 2006 - 11:44 PM
Do not use your cellular phone anywhere near the weather monitoring unit or you will run the risk of decalibrating the thermometer.
gauze, banking, spud
-Pufer
gauze, banking, spud
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#289
Posted 26 June 2006 - 12:39 PM
The banking started becoming difficult when the teller stuffed the spud gun with gauze and a potato and shot it at me.
Sick, fly, glow.
Sick, fly, glow.
This post has been edited by Percinator: 26 June 2006 - 12:40 PM
I'm going back to the ones that know, with whom I can be what I want to be
#291
Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:36 PM
It's time for you to fall on the asphalt, hard.
Selection, posts, bicycle.
Selection, posts, bicycle.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian
To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive
To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive
#292
Posted 26 June 2006 - 11:14 PM
Don't chain your bicycle to the posts out front, it makes target selection too easy for the bike snatchers.
barley, tailor, semantics
-Pufer
barley, tailor, semantics
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#294
Posted 28 June 2006 - 12:24 AM
I don't care what variety of expert you are or how much you can help me, don't target me with that breath.
flakes, shin, most
-Pufer
flakes, shin, most
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#295
Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:11 PM
I glued most of the corn flakes to his shin, but I saved some for his nostrils.
dirigible, mellophone, eke
dirigible, mellophone, eke
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
mrxak Star of Excellence
mrxak Star of Excellence
#296
Posted 28 June 2006 - 11:01 PM
I was able to eke out a free dirigible in return for my mellophone.
monthly, seagull, owl
-Pufer
monthly, seagull, owl
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#298
Posted 29 June 2006 - 12:41 AM
Argh, keep my endless avarice out of it when you argue about my avatar!
shut, shanty, shard
shut, shanty, shard
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
mrxak Star of Excellence
mrxak Star of Excellence
#299
Posted 29 June 2006 - 11:54 PM
I shut the door of the shanty so hard that a shard of glass became lodged in my left lung.
Porqupine, tofu, bleak
-Pufer
Porqupine, tofu, bleak
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha