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Three Little Words

#276 User is offline   JacaByte 

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 12:45 PM

I was at an Eyptian prom when I dropped my bag of chips into the Nile river.

Ring, Tavern, Car

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 12:50 PM

My car went dead so I went into a Tavern and found this really short guy with a cool ring.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 01:02 PM

If I were in any way smart, I would have typed something clever here. But alas, it is not to be.

Metro, lines, concrete.

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 04:54 PM

Concrete lines the sides of the metro system.

Thisthread, is, cursediknowit.
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Posted 23 June 2006 - 10:16 PM

:P This thread is cursed. I know it.

I, am, stupid.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 10:39 PM

I used to be married to a catcher of particularly stupid dogs, but she eventually left me so now I am left to eat oatmeal in the dark.

damage, under, poor

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 12:39 AM

The damage was done to that poor little house under the sun.

Bakalava, radio, haggard.

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 09:37 AM

An old haggard asked me what a bakalava was over the radio. I said that the word did not exist.

Faulty, I, am

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 08:34 PM

I 'ate that stupi' 'am. Won't keep the faulty light on.

What, forgave, orgasm.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 11:19 PM

She quickly forgave me for dropping the cake, and I rewarded her with the best orgasm of her life. What an evening!

fibers, corpulence, survive

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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 11:28 PM

My corpulence couldn't be stopped. The doctor told me I'd never survive, but alas with all the fibers of my being I dropped 20 lbs.

Enigma, Traverse, Expedience.
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Posted 25 June 2006 - 04:41 PM

Enigma is before expedience in the dictionary, and if you don't know where traverse goes, you are an idiot!

Cellular, unit, thermometer.
I'm going back to the ones that know, with whom I can be what I want to be

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Posted 25 June 2006 - 11:44 PM

Do not use your cellular phone anywhere near the weather monitoring unit or you will run the risk of decalibrating the thermometer.

gauze, banking, spud

-Pufer
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 12:39 PM

The banking started becoming difficult when the teller stuffed the spud gun with gauze and a potato and shot it at me.

Sick, fly, glow.

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 03:56 PM

Sick flies glow. :P

Time, hard, asphalt

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:36 PM

It's time for you to fall on the asphalt, hard.

Selection, posts, bicycle.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 11:14 PM

Don't chain your bicycle to the posts out front, it makes target selection too easy for the bike snatchers.

barley, tailor, semantics

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 11:50 PM

Don't start your semantics with me, Mr. Tailor! Or I'll eat all your barley!

Breath, expert, target
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 12:24 AM

I don't care what variety of expert you are or how much you can help me, don't target me with that breath.

flakes, shin, most

-Pufer
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:11 PM

I glued most of the corn flakes to his shin, but I saved some for his nostrils.

dirigible, mellophone, eke
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 11:01 PM

I was able to eke out a free dirigible in return for my mellophone.

monthly, seagull, owl

-Pufer
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 11:45 PM

The monthly post was brought via seagull since the owls went on strike.

Argue, Argh, Avarice.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 12:41 AM

Argh, keep my endless avarice out of it when you argue about my avatar!

shut, shanty, shard
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 29 June 2006 - 11:54 PM

I shut the door of the shanty so hard that a shard of glass became lodged in my left lung.

Porqupine, tofu, bleak

-Pufer
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 12:35 AM

I turned into a tofu eating porqupine and somehow, the options ahead seamed bleak and dismal.

Turn, round, flung.
Whatever happens..happens.

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