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Suddenly, mWalk screamed, as he realized he had no sausage, his eggs were fried, and his buns toasted beyond recognition. It was not Hamster sleeping on the next pillow, but... MIKEE.
Holy, plot, change.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:40 AM
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:48 AM
Ho ho HO! You think so mWalk laughed. *mWalk put his hand behind his head and pulled back what appeared to be a mask*
mWalk was not mWalk at all, mWalk was actually Hamster in hiding.
*mWalk walks through the front door, with a sexy fox known as no other then... Lenore, they both laughed* "I had a change of heart anyways, my silly ugly, pudgy little friend, I leave now! HAVE A GOOD HOLY LIFE!" *mWalk shuts the door behind him, it makes a weird *plot* sound.
Hamster, crabs, Tripps.
mWalk was not mWalk at all, mWalk was actually Hamster in hiding.
*mWalk walks through the front door, with a sexy fox known as no other then... Lenore, they both laughed* "I had a change of heart anyways, my silly ugly, pudgy little friend, I leave now! HAVE A GOOD HOLY LIFE!" *mWalk shuts the door behind him, it makes a weird *plot* sound.
Hamster, crabs, Tripps.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:54 AM
While the last of mWalk's scream was still wafting on the air, Tripps entered the room, and surveyed the scene. His eyes widened.
"Mikee... why...?"
Tripps ran out the door, choking back tears, and bumping into Hamster, who was walking a few crabs on small leashes.
"What's all this now-OH MY GOD!"
Was, something, special.
"Mikee... why...?"
Tripps ran out the door, choking back tears, and bumping into Hamster, who was walking a few crabs on small leashes.
"What's all this now-OH MY GOD!"
Was, something, special.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:57 AM
Tripps assumed what he and mikee had was something special, little did he know that mikee was more of the hamster-walking-crabs-on-leashes type of man. Tripps was strong though, he only cried for 5 hours, that was pretty good he thought.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 12:41 PM
After 90 days of Enzyte, the door to being parents was opened to us.
Cucumber, horse, scream.
Cucumber, horse, scream.
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 12:16 AM
I endorsed the check while she threw her ring at me and began to applaud.
laudable, golden, dogmatism
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laudable, golden, dogmatism
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:36 PM
Laudable, golden, and dogmatism have absolutly nothing to do with one another.
What, the, email.
What, the, email.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian
To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive
To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 11:53 PM
Jesus, the gardener's gardener of Mrs. Holcolm was arrested in the streets of Singapore for reciting the exclamation, "Holy crap!"
Beet, beat, loom
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Beet, beat, loom
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 12:38 AM
Fruit of the Loom decided to run a line, "Veggie of the Loom". Beets were voted in by consumers barely beating cucumbers.
Entrance, coding, decrepit.
Entrance, coding, decrepit.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:45 AM
The decrepit computer-controlled entrance was in need of some serious re-coding.
Muffin, Cupcake, Waffle.
Muffin, Cupcake, Waffle.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 12:25 AM
I traded my cupcake for a waffle only to be killed by a poorly aimed muffin.
alarm, stork, alloy
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alarm, stork, alloy
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 03:17 PM
My alarm clock, made out of some kind of metal alloy, explodes into a noise best described as some kind of stork in distress.
Modified, howitzer, baseball.
Modified, howitzer, baseball.
