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Three Little Words

#301 User is offline   jrsh92 

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 01:24 AM

He turned his chair round just as the cat was flung.

Topic, grass, dirt.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 01:33 AM

This topic smells like grass... No wait.. that's the dirt on my window.

Awesome, Fool, bargain.

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Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 04:37 AM

Jerry was being a fool, so I bargained him off and got this awesome cheeseburger.

spark, trash, tail
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 09:20 AM

There was a spark when the trash fell on the tail, and tha plane spiraled to the ground.

Dif-e-yo, speaker, drum.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 01:11 PM

The political speaker found he could drum up more support by pulling out his Dif-e-yo and playing with it than actually speaking.

#ev3, cheese, Toyota
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 01:47 PM

The Toyota was instantly covered with cheese upon entering #ev3.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:55 PM

I TELL YOU THERE IS A CURSE!! Or KedFiller just forgot...

Plus, pipe, pee.

This post has been edited by Percinator: 30 June 2006 - 06:58 PM

I'm going back to the ones that know, with whom I can be what I want to be

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 08:41 PM

Plus, you can pee down this pipe.

Goddamn, forgottten, words.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 11:51 PM

Goddamn it, you user of forgotten words! I smite you and your kin!

parsley, histograph, rolling

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 01:54 AM

Don't shake your parsley at me you rolling tub of fat.. go set a histograph on fire or something.

Emblem, Grate, Blind.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:42 PM

Although he is blind, "Emblem" Joe still can feel the grate. Don't ask why the call him "Emblem" Joe. I don't know.

More, battery, flag.
I'm going back to the ones that know, with whom I can be what I want to be

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 06:13 PM

The flag shone brightly with fluorescent lights burning with duracel batteries more powerful than the sun.

Diagon, Gesticulate, Sparticus.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 02 July 2006 - 12:19 AM

I simply cannot gesticulate the role of Spartacus in relation to the diagon in Dutch history, as there simply is none.

queue, bubble, yankee

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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 02 July 2006 - 12:28 AM

As I was standing in a Disneyland queue, some guy started humming yankee doodle. I told him to go blow a bubble, not a good choice.

Reel, Reed, Reef.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 02 July 2006 - 09:13 AM

I reeled in some reed on the reef while fishing for divers.

Wool, flip, flop.
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Posted 02 July 2006 - 11:36 AM

I totally flipped out when I saw the wool underneath the flopping fish.

Ugly, Defecate, defenestrate.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 02 July 2006 - 10:57 PM

We should make it a policy to defenestrate all folk who purposefully defecate on ugly ears of corn.

cobalt, tartan, spire

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 03 July 2006 - 01:19 AM

The spire was scary with its cobalt peaks and dark paths, but I was fine for I had my lucky tartan.

Illuminate, Spark, Gore
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Posted 03 July 2006 - 11:16 AM

The spark went off illuminating the room, showing, the blood and gore.

Card, scissor, drink.
I'm going back to the ones that know, with whom I can be what I want to be

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Posted 03 July 2006 - 12:05 PM

"But I want a drink!" "Too bad" The bartender proceeded to cut my card with his pair of rusty scissors.


Diagnostic, Belligerent, Escape.
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Posted 04 July 2006 - 12:16 AM

I remained belligerent in the face of the diagnostic psychiatrists after my first escape attempt.

tequila, boron, cloning

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 12:21 AM

I was trying to master the art of cloning, but unfortunately I mixed the tequila with boron and exploded. How I wrote this, I don't know.

Placebo, New, Quad.
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Posted 04 July 2006 - 11:53 PM

After the settlement for providing me with a placebo every day for years instead of the actual medication, I was able to purchase a new quad-processor G5.

apperant, blindness, beet

-Pufer
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Posted 10 July 2006 - 12:37 PM

I am allergic to beets but my apparent blindness made me eat one any way.

Peak, pole, pale.

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 08:20 PM

Poor Jill had almost reached the top of the peak with that stupid pale, when she was hit in the face with a pole thrown by Jack himself.

Fruit, Vegetable, Anachronym.
Whatever happens..happens.

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