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#326 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 11:34 PM

Damn it! Fruit is not an anacronym for lemur-pie, nor is vegetable.

snuffle, politics, gourd

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 09:36 AM

He was caught trying to snuffle a gourd, but thats all politics really.

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 02:15 PM

Ankhwatcher is a great name for the new soda machine!

Experience, pride, locker.
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Posted 12 July 2006 - 12:03 AM

Experience the true meaning of school pride whilst I stuff you into this locker.

digs, harping, piñons

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 12:07 AM

Mr. Digs was harping on me for "making use" of his piñons.

Puberty, Public, Pubic.
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Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:59 PM

Ye shalt not bare thine pubic area in public whilst under the effects of puberty.

fines, datum, pork

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 12:47 AM

From the datum I found the pork to be rather disgusting, which was ok because I threw tones of fines at the restaurant for being stupid.

Cry, Fly, Bi-sexual.
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 11:45 PM

There's no reason to cry while you fly with America West Airlines, all of our flight attendants are bisexual!

ginger, limos, dusk

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 01:26 AM

Pickled ginger is so much better when driving around in white limos at dusk.

Corpse, Illustrate, Carne Asada.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 11:03 PM

I set out to illustrate the position of the corpse on the back of a napkin while I munched on a yummy carne asada taco.

salvation, bottom, blue

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 02:12 AM

I found my salvation at the bottom of a big pool full of blue spaghetti.

Introduction, Full, Eden.
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 10:53 PM

The full introduction to the Garden of Eden tour guide is surprisingly dull.

cots, dole, web

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 12:23 AM

Bob Dole likes to set up his cots close to spider webs.

Excitement, Philanthropy, Expository.
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Posted 16 July 2006 - 11:10 PM

It causes much excitement amongst the public when the media publishes an expository on the philanthropy of billionaires.

almanac, effectiveness, raven

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 10:18 AM

I was testing the effectiveness of flu shots on my pet raven, but my sister threw a large print almanac at my head. It hurt.

Impudent, Calm, Work
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 11:26 PM

He often appears imudent in dealing with his coworkers, but it's really only a mechanism to keep his cool at work.

Cook, pesos, veneer

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 11:48 PM

Cook my food and finish the veneer.. then you get your pesos.

Politics, Polack, Potluck.
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Posted 19 July 2006 - 11:45 PM

Don't ever talk politics with an armed Polack at a potluck if you value your homemade pie.

luna, bolting, strip

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Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:52 PM

Luna looked up from her magazine and found a strip of tape bolting across the floor. Accio tape! And she taped it to her head.


Blue, Bargain, Belligerent.
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Posted 20 July 2006 - 11:08 PM

As he wandered through the bargain basement pondering what do do about his overly-beligerent wife, he was trampled by a giant blue ox.

hallelujah, porous, albums

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 02:42 AM

"Hallelujah," mumbled the over-worked father as he used a porous sponge to clean the floor of photo albums.

Destruction, Cinema, Lysol.

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 08:26 PM

Destruction of the forty year old cinema took place after I threw the bottle of lysol at my manager.

Jerk, Jungle, Jigglypuff.
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 11:22 PM

There ain't no mo' jigglypuff in dat' dere' jungle, some jerk done up and killed dem' all off.

savvy, holograph, gelding

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 02:43 AM

It takes a savvy operator to make a holograph and make a gelding for a Mongol.

Albuterol, Castrati, Martha's Vineyard

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 11:18 PM

Oddly, the castrati living in Martha's Vineyard have an increased demand for Albuterol in late winter.

cuts, hundred, gnarled

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