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Posted 17 June 2006 - 06:40 PM

The dog sneezed onto the boat.

CD, atlas, terrorism
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 17 June 2006 - 08:20 PM

Yes honey, the atlas did come with the anti-terrorism CD.

Remote, Tire, Kayak.
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 09:24 PM

The kayak came with a remote control in the shape of a car tire.

Boil, Scream, electricity
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 10:44 PM

I screamed as the electricity caused a boil to appear on my nose.

remote, flowers, green
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 17 June 2006 - 11:32 PM

With this remote I can give all Green Party members a bunch of garlic flowers.

Works, confidential, immediate

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 06:09 AM

Claris Works documents will immediately make your data confidential, even to you.

Keypad, Laser, Ceiling.
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Hamster or GTFO

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 07:18 AM

The new laser keypad didn't work, so I smashed it onto the ceiling.
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:27 AM

Percinator, you forgot to put in the words for the next sentence.

The keypad that would unlock the ceiling didn't work, so I destroyed it with a laser.
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:41 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I give up. My computer is not made for this board.

Ummm.... You did, too. :P

I am not the only one... Seriously.

Here are the words I MEANT to be up there. Start her off, someone.



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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:44 AM

I pegged the bat with a fire arrow.

three food cash
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 12:52 PM

Cash, my friend ate so much food that three drunken men had to bring him to church.

Grace. Bowl. Oedipus.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 03:29 PM

Oedipus, will you grace us with your presence by eating out of this bowl?

Sing, Piano, Watch
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 05:28 PM

I would sing, but I smashed my watch on the piano.

jazz, blues, rock
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 07:20 PM

He had a face like a rock, unmoving, resolute and entirely content with all the devils of circumstance as that blue jazz wafted from his horn like smoke from the smoldering altar of some unknown god.

Bean. Drink. Summon.
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 09:55 PM

If you drink beans in liquid format, you may summon methane gas into this world.

magazine, guide, notecard
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:06 PM

The magazine came with a guide in the shape of a notecard.

Edible, write, lift
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:29 PM

Lift the edible piece of writing.

smily, pen, coffee
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:58 PM

As I emptied my fountain pen into his coffee, I snarled, "If you can't figure out how to draw a smily face, you might as well fall off a building..."

Spartacus, fat, plunger.
<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:13 PM

Spartacus wasn't especially fat in his formative years, despite the general lack of rubber in the Roman empire with which to make a quality plunger.

need, wallet, olives

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:20 PM

I need a wallet so that I might buy kalamata olives.

up, mad, violin
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:38 PM

Waking him up with pleasant violin music only makes him mad.

balloon, ante, prostitute

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 10:03 AM

A prostitute with balloons walked up to a man and "upped the ante." *sour face*

Desk, monitor, brush

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:03 AM

I brushed the monitor that was sitting on my desk.

Patriate, Jump, spark
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:15 PM

Before you decide about how to patriate the new constitution, try to spark-light this Zippo while I jump over you.

elephant, lemons, tangle

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:52 PM

The lemon-colored elephants tangled in the pit of despair.

EVN, DVD, ATT
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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