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#201 Punkster

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 06:51 PM

"And Suzie is mine!"

#202 Guest_Bill Clintun_*

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 09:21 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps:

Ah deed nawt have shex with dat woman....... *hic*

#203 Guest_Bill Clinton_*

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Posted 26 September 2000 - 10:51 PM

...or hav druggs!

#204 OctoberFost

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Posted 27 September 2000 - 10:24 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Bill Clintun:
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps:

Ah deed nawt have shex with dat woman....... *hic*

Stop it, you're supposed to be dead!

Don't make me start doing George Bush...

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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.

Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.

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htjyang ol-warone, bal-jajea ki'kaemel

#205 Vince

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Posted 28 September 2000 - 05:52 PM

Suddenly, through the powers of a chronological time disordering error in the fabric of the universe created by nothing special, everything goes back to normal. Clinton is back at his desk job doing nothing questionable (he's reading fan mail at the present time), the big pointy stadium is now starting to rematerialize, the lizard trades his big ICBM Launcher for his Trusty Robar™ (although he secretly keeps it for backup), and the four factions of the US begin throwing sand at each other again.

Unfortunetly, the four US factions all get sand in their eyes and stop fighting. They all sit together in the desert having tea and crumpets until the lizard snipes them all down. The lizard begins to sun-bathe on a rock…

Now, the world is silent and peacefull as a tumbleweed rolls across the screen.
That driver's still groaning…

#206 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 28 September 2000 - 08:11 PM

The driver sets the world record for longest moan. The publishers of Guinness try to interview him, but with no success.

Guinness Representitive: Whats your name?
Driver: Moan...
Guinness Representitive: How long have you been moaning?
Driver: Moan...
Guinness Representitive: What made you want to break this record?
Driver: Moan...
Guinness Representitive: Whats your next goal?
Driver: Moan...

A large crowd gathers to watch the spectacle. The lizard watches with anticipation from a rock in the distance.

Soon, very soon. he thinks reaching for his rifle.

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

#207 Vince

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Posted 28 September 2000 - 08:40 PM

Suddenly, a walnut drops from a hole in the sky, hits lizard on the head, and knocks him unconciouss. Another walnut drops from the hole in the sky…

#208 Walnut

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Posted 28 September 2000 - 09:19 PM

Run, run! It's raining me!

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What would the walnuts do?

#209 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 28 September 2000 - 09:27 PM

The crowd scatters. The walnuts dropping from the sky start getting bigger and bigger, and soon are the size of beachballs (not normal ones, the unusually large ones. I'd guess a meter or so across) and the crowd is killed. One drops on the driver's leg, and he begins to moan louder. His moaning gets so loud that the walnuts vibrate apart, and tumbleweeds come out. The tumbleweeds start linedancing...

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"I can ail what cures you."

#210 Vince

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Posted 29 September 2000 - 08:11 AM

When suddenly the lizard awakens and shoots the tumbleweeds. The tumbleweeds are set on fire, but they keep dancing. More walnuts fall from the sky, and the driver moans more then ever.

#211 OctoberFost

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Posted 29 September 2000 - 09:33 AM

A local cult belives that the wanuts are being dropped by the gods as punishment.

So they kidnapp Andrew M and sacrifice him.

It dosn't stop raining walnuts, but the cult is given an award for getting rid of andrew m and become honorary members of the United Auto Workers.

15 minutes later, they were all alone in the desert...

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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.

Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.

AIM-OctoberFost[b]
[url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/octoberfost"]October Development[/url]
[url="http://"http://pages.hotbot.com/games/ambjorn/index.html"]A Thousand Worlds[/url]
[url="http://"http://members2.boardhost.com/1kwpub"]A Thousand Worlds Public Webboard[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]

htjyang ol-warone, bal-jajea ki'kaemel

#212 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 29 September 2000 - 03:42 PM

The lizard, tired of trying to imitate the tumbleweeds dance movements, grabs his trusty robar and heads southwest for adventure.
And all the cult members grow faint and fall down from the fumes of the flaming tumbleweeds until…

#213 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 29 September 2000 - 05:58 PM

...A squadron of of B-2s nuke the area decimating it, nothing is leaft exept for the driver who continues to moan in the center of a crater visable from space. Some of the dancing tumble weed is blown to Las Vegas and makes millions.

Many people begain to wonder why the government nuked so many inocent people. The government, having no good reason, passes a bill stating that if any U.S. nukes are used against U.S. citizens; small, non-caucasion ethnic groups are to blame.

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

#214 Slug

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Posted 29 September 2000 - 07:06 PM

Then an alien named Elien (pronounced Alien) lands in the crater and begins moaning. He is joined by more moaning Aliens. Soon the whole crater becomes a pilgramage place of all the moaning beings in the galaxy...........

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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#215 Guest_Vince_*

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Posted 29 September 2000 - 11:22 PM

until they start groaning instead of moaning…

#216 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 08:55 AM

The ailens who want to moan start fighting the ones who groan, saying that the only god is the ever moaning one, and all other religions should be destroyed to apeas him. A hugh holy war breaks out accross the galaxy. Moaners kill groaners, and groaners kill moaners, all in the name of peace and happiness.
Dose this remind you of a certain species on this planet? Posted Image

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

[This message has been edited by Wikatatakatawata (edited 09-30-2000).]

#217 OctoberFost

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 10:21 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Wikatatakatawata:
The ailens who want to moan start fighting the ones who groan, saying that the only god is the ever moaning one, and all other religions should be destroyed to apeas him. A hugh holy war breaks out accross the galaxy. Moaners kill groaners, and groaners kill moaners, all in the name of peace and happiness.
Dose this remind you of a certain species on this planet?

I agree, Religion Sucks.

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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.

Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.

AIM-OctoberFost[b]
[url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/octoberfost"]October Development[/url]
[url="http://"http://pages.hotbot.com/games/ambjorn/index.html"]A Thousand Worlds[/url]
[url="http://"http://members2.boardhost.com/1kwpub"]A Thousand Worlds Public Webboard[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]

htjyang ol-warone, bal-jajea ki'kaemel

#218 Guest_Vince_*

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 12:53 PM

Quote

Originally posted by OctoberFost:
I agree, Religion Sucks.

Take that to the B&B, October.

Anyway, all the moaners and groaners get tired from fighting, literaly.
They all fall down and fall asleep immediatley. So now, no one is moaning or groaning, but instead their snoring.
Except for that driver…
And the lizard bungy jumps off the Grand Canyon…

#219 Slug

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 02:08 PM

Quote

Originally posted by OctoberFost:
I agree, Religion Sucks.

One more bad post, OF.

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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#220 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 09:13 PM

After bungy jumping off the Grand Canyon the lizard finds a small crevase, he hears some thing inside. He creaps in, Robar loaded, he rounds a corner to find the cave full of Pokémon! Posted Image

Now the lizard must kill the cute *cough cough*, monstrositys befor they take over the world! (Not that Pokémon hasn't already Posted Image

)

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bide

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbs

#221 OctoberFost

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Posted 30 September 2000 - 09:26 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Slug:
One more bad post, OF.

I guess I underestimated this board. I thought it was like B&B, just less people.

B&B is an Atheist webboard. We win most of the arguments. All 5 moderators the B&B has ever had were Atheists. So anti-religious stuff is common there.

Sorry.

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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.

Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.

AIM-OctoberFost[b]
[url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/octoberfost"]October Development[/url]
[url="http://"http://pages.hotbot.com/games/ambjorn/index.html"]A Thousand Worlds[/url]
[url="http://"http://members2.boardhost.com/1kwpub"]A Thousand Worlds Public Webboard[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]

htjyang ol-warone, bal-jajea ki'kaemel

#222 Slug

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 12:16 AM

I'm athiest too, OctoberFost. But you posted something that is unrelated and downright offensive to several good members on this board.

You are not welcome on these boards; and I suggest you tread c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y

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#223 OctoberFost

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 01:22 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Slug:
I'm athiest too, OctoberFost. But you posted something that is unrelated and downright offensive to several good members on this board.

You are not welcome on these boards; and I suggest you tread c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y

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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it "Republican", but the Fly Trap is benifical to the environment. I'll save that name, one day I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
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[url="http://"http://members2.boardhost.com/1kwpub"]A Thousand Worlds Public Webboard[/url]

htjyang ol-warone, bal-jajea ki'kaemel

#224 Punkster

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 04:39 PM

Heh. Unresolved Hostility.
U.H.
Heh.
Sheppo

#225 Guest_Vince_*

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 06:07 PM

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Hey, it's alright Slug. Don't get too hyperactive…
Just KIDDING. I'm kidding… Posted Image

Moving right along…

**The lizard dives to the ground behind a rock, takes aim at Pikachu, and fires! The bullet hits the annoying animal right inbetween the eyes, causing the upper-half of its body to explode in yellow goo! Lizard takes aim at a Jigglypuff…**