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...is knocked to the floor and trampled on by seven men in overcoats who come in and carry Toothpaste away. After they leave, the Beefy Large Guy gets up and arms himself with the giant toothbrush...

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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

Then a giant used toothbrush enters the room nad uses it's soggy mouldy bristles to kill he big beefy guy

The mould starts taking over the world.

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He who loves the law will either die poor or mad.
-Alduran Proverb
StarLance

NOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! The strand's dieing, Nooooooooooo! Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, DEAD!!!
*Runs off into the desert blathering on, until he's snyped by the lizard*
Silence once again.

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

[This message has been edited by Wikatatakatawata (edited 09-21-2000).]

Then sundney, "Ding" Chavez, and the rest of Team-2 and Team-1 show up, and turn the lizard into Swiss Cheese. Then they get on thier chopper and fly back to England.

(And Rainbow will return if the lizard shows up again...)

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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."

Gatomon

"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."

Metalseadramon

"I say, Number One, my end is diving...What the hell is your end doing?"

-K-Boat Commander

The oceans have to combine forces to battle the mould.

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He who loves the law will either die poor or mad.
-Alduran Proverb
StarLance

The mold, however, discovers how to jet fire, and it begins to evaporate the oceans. However, 66.67% of the rainfall falls back into the oceans, which makes the mold's job harder.

The lizard comes back from the dead again, and snipes down McCloud Hays. He then runs off and snipes Ralph Nader, George Bush, and Al Gore. That creates some of turmoil. The Democrats blame the Republicans. The Republicans blame the trees and and the poor people. The trees and the poor people blame the green party. The green party blames the Democrats, and the United States splits into four factions, and goes to war...

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"I can ail what cures you."

[This message has been edited by Mag Steelglass (edited 09-21-2000).]

A big sumo guy eats the whole universe and gets fat

Then sumo burps and everything goes back to the way it was before sumo ate the universe...

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...and then the big fat sumo man's head explodes for no apparent reason, and the universe rejoices so it can never be eaten again.

Meanwhile, the lizard (that is now at this point swiss cheese) uses the powers of nonlogic from the 666th dimension from the TaS2 string on the EVO Web board to transform itself back into the form of a lizard. The lizard sits on his trusty Robar, wondering what to do. Then he decides to swim from New Zealand to Sydney and blow up that big pointy aussie stadium that's holding the Olympic Games...

...and the four factions of the US start throwing sand at each other...

Then the olympic stadium gets blown up and everyone rejoices because th eolympics are so bloody boring and they take over TV and mean that nothing good is shown only a whole bunch of crutty old movies that non one likes anyway then us aussies never have to embarrass ourselves again like we did with that opening ceremony I mean, you'd think everyone in australia lives in corrugated iron sheds and rides lawnmowers to work and school and how about that little girl fod i just wanted to put her out of my misery i mean jeez what kinda loser wears plastic sandals and pink flowery dresses (apart from maybe girly men that is) and then everyone is happy except for americans becuase they're never happy unless everyone is paying attention to them so they decied to declare war on some middle-eastern country just to get that attention and then...

How DARE you associate us with our leaders?!? I, for one abhor attention. I've set up a system over the years that get me as little attention as possible. I like it that way. Back to the story:

*Bill Clinton, sitting at his desk with some woman doing who knows what under there, is listening to a report from some official guy.

"The Australians seem to have blown up the Olympic statium. Lots of attention is being paid to them."

"Declare war on Iraq and Kosovo. That should get us some attention. And if people keep paying more attention to the Australians instead of us for the next week, declare war on them, too."

"Very well, Mr. President."

"Also, draft everybody who is 21 or older, and send them off to the war."

"Good choice, Mr. President."

"Now I'm off to my room with Suzie, here." He motions under the table. "Make sure nobody disturbs us."

"Very well, Mr. President."
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Meanwhile, the lizard is heading to Washington, D.C. to asassinate Bill Gates...*

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"I can ail what cures you."

Someone disturbs Bill and he gets very angry. His face goes red and his veins pop out of his neck.....

The immense pressure blows his face off revealing him to be Darth Maul in disguise!!!!

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Polaris Confederate Recruitmant Theme
StarLance

Someone disturbs Bill and he gets very angry. His face goes red and his veins pop out of his neck.....

The immense pressure blows his face off revealing him to be Darth Maul in disguise!!!!

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Polaris Confederate Recruitmant Theme
StarLance

LOL!!!!!!!!
hehe, that was great! If that's the kind of result I get, maybe I should try and stir more often...

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The army commander guy entered the president's room, saluting on his way in. Mr. Clinton scrambled out from under the desk, put on his pants and stood up.
"What is it commander?"
"Mr. President sir, we nuked Australia, but even though almost everyone there is dead, the few people left are horribly disfigured or mutated and they're getting on all the news stories. It looks like our plan has backfired horrendously."
The president walked slowly forwards, then turned his back and looked out the window. And, he was hit with an idea. "I KNOW!!! Surround everyone with everything we've got! And if they even so much as move...shoot 'em! Ah...except Jenny here." Mr. Clinton pointed once more to the desk, from where a voice was heard to say "It's Suzie!"
"That's what I said. Suzie. I think you must have something blocking your ear..."
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Meanwhile, the lizard continued on its trek towards little Willy Gates' mansion. It had exchanged the rifle it once held for a mobile ICBM launcher, which it was riding along the road. The sun was scorching the hot asphalt road, on which the tyres of the launcher were making a hissing sound as they moved. The lizard wiped the sweat from his brow, and as he did so, he heard a scream coming from somewhere close. He turned around and was shocked to see...

Hee-hee, my lizard has proved to be quite popular... *illusionary ego expands*

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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

Every one is rounded up as Bill asked, exept for the lizard who keeps shooting anyone near him, he becomes a nationall hero, and thousands of americans join his couse to over throw the government. But all his followers end up getting sniped by the gleefull lizard who hasn't had this much fun sence killing Bill Gates.
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"Mr. President, a lizard seems to be resisting our control. What shall we do?"
Bill jumps up, forgetting to put his pants on.
"Kill every one!"
The general begans to carry out the plan and shoots him self in the head, Bill to buisy under the desk to care, so the order never leaves the room.

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

[This message has been edited by Wikatatakatawata (edited 09-25-2000).]

*the tires on lizard's ICBM launcher blow out from the heat from the road*
*the jolt causes the warhead to somehow explode*

*lizard respawns in a........

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Polaris Confederate Recruitmant Theme
StarLance

This topic would make a great movie.

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

[This message has been edited by Wikatatakatawata (edited 09-25-2000).]

It would be a little hard to find a gecko that was trained to hold and aim a sniper rifle, though...

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"I can ail what cures you."

True, it would be killed by the recoil.

*DF eats remaining lizard parts and goes back to EVB&B*

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.

Quote

*Unaware that a strange lizard was following him...*

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I would just like to say that I am extremely disapointed in you people. You all are exadgerating the whole thing far too much, I had no relationship of that kind with any one. Now most of you are young and have a bright future ahead of you, don't throw it away. Making remarks like that is what ends people up in jail.

I need to go now, someone's here. Must be Monica, she's late again!

P.S. This is Wikatatakatawata.

The Lizard shots DF and he dies.

The Lizard shoots Bill Clinton. As Clinton dies, the lizard smiles and states "Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Gore is president now!"

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