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#226 Avatara

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 06:14 PM

*then finds to his dismay, that the blasts bounce right off. In disgust, the lizard gives Jigglypuff to some kids who were in bad need of a beach ball, ever since their last one was popped by a hungry shark. The lizard returns to the cave and chooses another victim...*

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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#227 Slug

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Posted 01 October 2000 - 09:54 PM

Excerpt from commercial:

And all this pizza for just 9.99 Hey! We're pizza hut! We've put chese in places you've never imagined.

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Oh, I'm not saying those Alduran ships are bad. In fact, they make excellent minesweepers. Once.

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#228 Desert Fox

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 07:45 AM

Quote

Originally posted by OctoberFost:

Don't make me start doing George Bush...

Dude...sick!!

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

#229 Desert Fox

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by badtemper:
I got anned from GR. Hehe.

Scott Kevill sucks.

So does Gameranger.

I wnet under the name of 'nash'.

nash is a cool name.

Anyway. These boards are dead.

Hehe

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

#230 Avatara

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 05:23 PM

**Tumbleweed blows across the screen**

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#231 Slug

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 08:31 PM

*huge plague of tumbleweed swarms the planet*

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Oh, I'm not saying those Alduran ships are bad. In fact, they make excellent minesweepers. Once.

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#232 Avatara

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Posted 02 October 2000 - 08:35 PM

*Slug, done typing his reply, accidentially trips over a wire, causing a spark to ignite a passing tumbleweed on fire. The fire quickly spreads to other tumbleweeds.

Flaming tumbleweeds blow by the screen.*

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#233 Punkster

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Posted 03 October 2000 - 01:56 AM

Tumbleweeds all over the planet are now alight, creating the biggest pyrotechnic display ever (I'm telling you, that stuff at the olympics was LOUSY!). The man from guinness who was interviewing the moaning man now decides it's time to put these tumbleweeds into The Book. But the tumbleweeds don't want to be associated with a major corporation like guinness, so they stop burning, and then all join hands and sing kumbayah!

#234 OctoberFost

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Posted 03 October 2000 - 07:06 AM

George W Bush, desperate for any vote he can get, joins the singing Tumbleweeds and sings with them.

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#235 Toothpaste

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Posted 04 October 2000 - 02:53 AM

*A Gizzard, soaking up the Moon's reflected light rays on a slab of glass in the desert, pulls out a .50 caliber Foobar Sniper Rifle. The gizzard fires a round at a passing freight courier truck. It penetrates the engine block.... and emerges from the other side. The massive bullet continues on through a cliff, and finally halts, 31 feet into the rock.

Meanwhile, the recoil from the Foobar rifle has driven it, along with the gizzard, a baker's dozen meters in the opposite direction...*

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[This message has been edited by Toothpaste (edited 10-14-1651).]

#236 McCloud Hays

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Posted 05 October 2000 - 12:17 AM

I'm baaaaaaaaaack...

5 girls in sailor suits (yes, I like almost anything anime) show up. the one in the lead throws her teria at the lizard(or whatever he is now) and slices him to pecices. the girl catches her teria and says "Great job Sailor Scouts!"

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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."

Gatomon

"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."

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"I say, Number One, my end is diving...What the hell is your end doing?"

-K-Boat Commander

#237 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 05 October 2000 - 05:32 PM

McCloud Hays, how long untel you get it thrue your head? No mater how many times you kill the frigen lizard it's gonn'a come back. It's like the main charactor of this strand.

*The Sailor Scouts wander off to stop some maniac from posessing teddybears.*

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bide

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbs

"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

#238 Avatara

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Posted 05 October 2000 - 06:22 PM

*The lizard snips down the leader as she leaves (she has a big mouth) and then the guy in charge of the teddy bear factory. Unfortunately, the manager fell over a lever, causing all the teddy bears to come alive and begin their conquest to take over the world...*

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#239 Slug

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Posted 05 October 2000 - 09:17 PM

The lizard respawns on top of a gigantic building called "The Morpheus". He tries to jump down, and the screen goes white.

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Oh, I'm not saying those Alduran ships are bad. In fact, they make excellent minesweepers. Once.

-Orion Axis General Marxx
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#240 Slug

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Posted 05 October 2000 - 10:31 PM

A roadkill smiley enters the scene.....

Posted Image

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Good laws are produced by extremely bad manners.
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#241 Guest_Vince_*

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Posted 07 October 2000 - 01:49 PM

*While the kids at the beach are playing volleyball with the Jigglypuff, the annoying character spontaneously explodes. Or, for a better word, pops, similar to a balloon. The POP is heard all across the earth, and a toxic stench seems to expand from where the pokemon popped…

and Gearge W Bush and the singing tumble weeds fall down dead from the stench…

#242 Slug

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Posted 07 October 2000 - 05:26 PM

Then they all respawn and start duking it out with rocket launchers!

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#243 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 08 October 2000 - 01:27 PM

The teddy bears try to take the rocket launchers from the tumble weed, most get caught in the cross-fire and get the stuffing blown out of them. The unhurt ones run off. The teddy bears seam to have lost, but just then their remains form a gigantic teddy bear with super powers! With its super powers it can........well, it can........and....... well......um.......well..............I'll get back to that later.

Mean while the lizard goes further south, it comes to a small central American country where a small tribe mistakes him for their long lost god, named.....

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

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#244 Slug

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Posted 08 October 2000 - 05:17 PM

.....Andrew

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Good laws are produced by extremely bad manners.
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#245 Wikatatakatawata

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Posted 08 October 2000 - 06:17 PM

hehe

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

#246 foaming_at_the_mouth

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Posted 08 October 2000 - 06:56 PM

foamfoamfoamfoamfoam

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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)

I aint normal!!!

#247 Troben-Kyen

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Posted 10 October 2000 - 06:42 PM

The natives see foaming_at_the_mouth and declare him "The Ever Foaming One", sent by the ever foaming dog in the sky. They demand he be sacrificed, unfortunatly, his executioners keep geting drowned by his excessive foaming.

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

[This message has been edited by Troben-Kyen (edited 10-10-2000).]

#248 foaming_at_the_mouth

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Posted 10 October 2000 - 07:45 PM

(foamfoamfoamfoam) foaming_at_the_mouth all of a sudden runs out of foam and pulls out the handy foam in a can.

(I`m not spamming) Posted Image

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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)

I aint normal!!!

[This message has been edited by foaming_at_the_mouth (edited 10-10-2000).]

#249 Troben-Kyen

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Posted 10 October 2000 - 08:57 PM

[quote]Originally posted by foaming_at_the_mouth:
(foamfoamfoamfoam) foaming_at_the_mouth all of a sudden runs out of foam and pulls out the handy foam in a can.

(I`m not spamming)

The tribe see's the rabid dog on the lable of the foam in a can. They realize that he isn't "The Ever Foaming One", sent by the ever foaming dog in the sky. But the ever foaming dog himself, sent to earth. Foaming_at_the_mouth is put on a throne next to the lizard

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate

"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

#250 foaming_at_the_mouth

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Posted 10 October 2000 - 09:02 PM

The lizard looks at me as if I`m a target and starts to have unpleasant thoughts of me with bullet holes. I instantly read his mind send my armies of foam against.(foamfoamfoam)

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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)

I aint normal!!!