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Posted 08 September 2000 - 08:28 PM
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he easily regenerates himself by eating the flesh of the dead camel that had been hit by the news van when this chaos all started in a little desert...
That reminds me, the news van pulls up to the two battling lakes to cover the action and brodcast it to all the people in the world (all the people still alive in the world that is). All goes well until some raidoactive tumbleweed blows across the screan and mutates them into.
SUPER NEWS FORCE!
*cheesy music playes in the background. The music gets tired of playing and goes to sleep.*
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 08 September 2000 - 08:35 PM
The super news people use their powers to increase the battling lakes into battling oceans, therefore there is more action and their TV ratings soar.
Sadly, however, the super news people are killed in the crossfire between the battling oceans.
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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it
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After the capture of Earth
Sadly, however, the super news people are killed in the crossfire between the battling oceans.
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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it
-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth
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Posted 09 September 2000 - 12:47 AM
And that's when the VR Troopers show up. they pull the two lakes into vurtal reality, then escape back to the real world.
(Note:HOW MANY TIMES do I have to kill these lakes off?!?! -McCloud Hays)
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(Note:HOW MANY TIMES do I have to kill these lakes off?!?! -McCloud Hays)
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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."
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"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."
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Posted 09 September 2000 - 11:37 AM
They're not lakes, they're oceans, as the troopers so painfully learned. They accisentally pulled the wrong lakes into VR, leaving the entire area of Arizona parched and to die of thirst.
Thw two battling oceans continue to battle, leveling the entire region of China.
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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it
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After the capture of Earth
Thw two battling oceans continue to battle, leveling the entire region of China.
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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it
-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth
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Posted 09 September 2000 - 01:50 PM
Has any one noticed how redundent this topic is getting?
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 09 September 2000 - 06:35 PM
Amen!
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 09 September 2000 - 10:51 PM
The Earth is now dangerously close to the sun. The Oceans evaporate, and now the two hurricanes of Vapor Metal and Eggplant mash do battle.....
The two hurricane clouds absorb the energy from the sun, both making themselves stronger and keeping the Earth cool for the moment.
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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it
-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth
The two hurricane clouds absorb the energy from the sun, both making themselves stronger and keeping the Earth cool for the moment.
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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it
-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth
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Posted 10 September 2000 - 06:38 PM
The combined force of the hurricanes and a sudden solar flare sends the earth spiraling out of the sol system. After traveling for an hour, it reaches a distant solar system. It crashes into a huge planet, at least 5 times the size of earth.
IT'S THE HOME WORLD OF THE ALIENS!!!
The planet is mostly cities, home to billions of inocent, unsuspecting civilians.
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
IT'S THE HOME WORLD OF THE ALIENS!!!
The planet is mostly cities, home to billions of inocent, unsuspecting civilians.
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 10 September 2000 - 07:16 PM
*The two hurricanes forget about each other, and head off to sack some alien cities. The lizard does battle with the minimal alien forces, and the freeway wakes up once again, and is very upset at being woken up after only a few days.*
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"I can ail what cures you."
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Posted 10 September 2000 - 09:55 PM
The Two hurricanes, because of the intense gravity, condense and form lake again. However, they meet their exact alien equivalents. The four lakes prepare to do battle, the two metal lakes join forces against the two eggplant lakes......
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
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Posted 12 September 2000 - 07:41 PM
But the lizard plunges the lakes into the alien sun, then gets ripped to shreads by the sun's gravational pull.
(These guys ought to be dead by now...)
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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."
Gatomon
"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."
Metalseadramon
(These guys ought to be dead by now...)
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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."
Gatomon
"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."
Metalseadramon
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 04:35 PM
*A middle-aged, desperate man runs across the desert, fleeing from aliens. He trips over a time machine and the aliens continue on, past him. The aliens suddenly realize what happened and turn around. The man hits a button on the machine and is teleported into the past, just in time.
The man finds himself driving a car on a highway in the desert. He needs to tell the world about the aliens that will invade in the future but wonders where he is...
...It suddenly hits him in a snap. But, a lizard on its rock pulls out a robar sniper rifle and hits the man. The man starts to moan...*
The man finds himself driving a car on a highway in the desert. He needs to tell the world about the aliens that will invade in the future but wonders where he is...
...It suddenly hits him in a snap. But, a lizard on its rock pulls out a robar sniper rifle and hits the man. The man starts to moan...*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 14 September 2000 - 04:05 PM
Th eggplant lake starts to spew eggplant guts at the metal lake. The metal lake coats the guts making hard metal balls, hurling them high I mean high no higher then that well anyways they start to rocket towards the earht making comets that set the eggplant lake ablaze
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No one can be told what the Matrix is, they have to see it for themselves.
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Posted 14 September 2000 - 05:34 PM
An alien thinks about life and comes up with I think there for the univers is, sees a flaming pice of eggplant flying at him, changes his thinking to I think there for I am just in time to save the universe before he thinks no more.
P.S. Nice to see you on the boards Habacantje.
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
P.S. Nice to see you on the boards Habacantje.
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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix
Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 14 September 2000 - 06:16 PM
*The humans and aliens sign a peace treaty that effectively ends World War III, and try to figure out how to get the earth back to the Sol system in its usual orbit. Scientists spend a long time working on it, when they finally decide to...*
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"I can ail what cures you."
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"I can ail what cures you."
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Posted 14 September 2000 - 08:02 PM
...gather up all the bread the aliens nibbled on that caused a mold to grow that was flammable and highly explosive. They then set fire to it and blasted the earth toward...
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
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Posted 14 September 2000 - 08:23 PM
...the outskirts of the universe. As the earth freezes the lizard hijacks a secret NASA vehicle and flies to Escape Velocity Web Boards in EV Banter and Brawl.
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
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Posted 14 September 2000 - 09:52 PM
Where he decides he doesn't like them smell and tries to fly back to earth. Unfortunately, him landing causes it to make Earth crash into the Alien planet.
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance
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Posted 15 September 2000 - 05:46 PM
*But the alien planet suddenly becomes a gas giant, and the earth passes right through. All of the aliens an their houses, etc., got caught on the earth on its way through. The earth does a slingshot around the alien sun, and heads back to Sol again. The lizard managed to survive the crash, and begins to snipe stuff again...*
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"I can ail what cures you."
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"I can ail what cures you."
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Posted 15 September 2000 - 06:22 PM
Suddenly the lizard has déja vous! he is on a rock in the desert a flaming piece of eggplant heading for him....
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No one can be told what the Matrix is, they have to see it for themselves.
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No one can be told what the Matrix is, they have to see it for themselves.
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Posted 16 September 2000 - 07:14 PM
*...But the Earth is moving too fast. The lakes shift to the other side of the planet, which happens to be England . The shift in mass causes the earth to slow, but does not stop it from hurtling toward the sun...
Suddenly, the Catharan attack force appears out of a jumpgate, ready to begin their conquest of Earth. To their suprise, they see the blue and white planet hurtling toward them...
The planet crashes into the fleet, crushing all ships, and is slowed to a halt in it's origonal orbit. It now orbits the sun normally.
Nobody knows about the Cantharans or what happened, so Ares never did really come true, thanks to the planet Earth...*
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. The shift in mass causes the earth to slow, but does not stop it from hurtling toward the sun...Suddenly, the Catharan attack force appears out of a jumpgate, ready to begin their conquest of Earth. To their suprise, they see the blue and white planet hurtling toward them...
The planet crashes into the fleet, crushing all ships, and is slowed to a halt in it's origonal orbit. It now orbits the sun normally.
Nobody knows about the Cantharans or what happened, so Ares never did really come true, thanks to the planet Earth...*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 17 September 2000 - 02:34 AM
Toothpaste looks out his window and sees that his yard is littered with craters full of burnt, metallic wreckage, steaming and sparking...
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Posted 17 September 2000 - 02:55 PM
...when a giant Toothbrush picks up Toothpaste and is about to hurl him into orbit when the large beefy guy, who has been stalking Toothpaste throughout the webboards, enters the rom where he....
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Little Johnny was a scientist
Little Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4
-Grafitti scrawled on Polaris Confederate Headquarters
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Little Johnny was a scientist
Little Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4
-Grafitti scrawled on Polaris Confederate Headquarters
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