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foaming_at_the_mouth's armys are drowned by his foaming and the lizard makes his get-away. foaming_at_the_mouth stays and lives a life of luxury, being treated like a god.
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate
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Posted 10 October 2000 - 11:32 PM
The foam is found to be highly nutritious and abundant, and hunger becomes an unknown concept in that part of the world. The FDA allow it to be sold in stores, and soon many variations of Foam is found on the shelves of supermarkets across the nation, such as canned foam, frozen foam, string-foam, bottled foam, spray-foam, foam cereal, and foam cakes.
Then came Styrofoam™...
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Then came Styrofoam™...
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Posted 10 October 2000 - 11:41 PM
Whoah, Toothpaste, look at that editing date...
Toothpaste travels back in time and colonizes america, and changing history inalterably. When the Lizard is born, Toothpaste kills it and replaces it with a Guinea Pig
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Toothpaste travels back in time and colonizes america, and changing history inalterably. When the Lizard is born, Toothpaste kills it and replaces it with a Guinea Pig
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 06:28 AM
While Pallas travels forward.
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-Pallas Athene, {M}ilitia Aeriane and Dysian Beta representative to the Obish Consensus
ThinkFish, and good things will come.
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-Pallas Athene, {M}ilitia Aeriane and Dysian Beta representative to the Obish Consensus
ThinkFish, and good things will come.
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:10 PM
This is a fun way to welcome a newbie... (Slug messes with time and brings a cyborg army back from the future)
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Good laws are produced by extremely bad manners.
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:24 PM
The Cyborgs get ready to face off against the Giant Teddybear....
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"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:25 PM
The Cyborgs get ready to face off against the Giant Teddybear....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is trying to sell you some thing"-Dread Pirate
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:27 PM
Sorry, double posted.
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"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 14 October 2000 - 08:09 PM
*Avatara messes with time and causes the army of cyborgs to be replaced by an army of pink cupcakes. The teddy bear is smothered in frosting and cake crumbs...*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 14 October 2000 - 11:57 PM
...giving rise to an evolved civilisation of ants, which replaces mankind as the primary intelligent lifeform on Earth...
Hamster uses his Robar Rifle to help the remnants of humanity fight a desperate war...
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Hamster uses his Robar Rifle to help the remnants of humanity fight a desperate war...
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Good laws are produced by extremely bad manners.
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Posted 20 October 2000 - 11:30 AM
Toothpaste decides he wants to be remembered in history, so he makes up a light blue paste that cleans teeth. He calls it "toothpaste." Unfortunately, 300 years afterward, Toothpaste is no longer remembered, but everyone knows toothpaste. 
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 21 October 2000 - 01:32 AM
Unfortunately, the giant super-intelligent ants that now rule earth don't have teeth to use toothpaste on, and the product failes miserably. Toothpaste has another trick up his sleeve,though, and heads towards Cuba.
Meanwhile, back in the desert, a shot rings out. The now headless hamster falls dead, and a lizard crawls onto the rock in its place, reloading...
Somewhere in Wyoming, the news van is turned into bits of metal shrapnel, the cyborg marine from the colony ship Marathon having found a previous saved-game terminal file. Simultaneously, Durandal infiltrates the giant ant's computers all over the world...
An antelope chases after the tumbleweed. Then gets tired of chasing, whips out a stinger missile launcher, and toasts the dead plant.
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Insanity is like a shotgun loaded with warm, buttered bread. It doesn't make any sense, but it sure is funny to see...
Meanwhile, back in the desert, a shot rings out. The now headless hamster falls dead, and a lizard crawls onto the rock in its place, reloading...
Somewhere in Wyoming, the news van is turned into bits of metal shrapnel, the cyborg marine from the colony ship Marathon having found a previous saved-game terminal file. Simultaneously, Durandal infiltrates the giant ant's computers all over the world...
An antelope chases after the tumbleweed. Then gets tired of chasing, whips out a stinger missile launcher, and toasts the dead plant.
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Insanity is like a shotgun loaded with warm, buttered bread. It doesn't make any sense, but it sure is funny to see...
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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Posted 22 October 2000 - 10:51 AM
However, the shot achieves nothing but trouble, as it turns the tumbleweed into a flaming, angry, tumbleweed from hell, which begins to chase the antelope, mowing down several innocent bits of metal shrapnel along the way.
The metal shrapnel, in turn, get quite angry, and turn against the world for revenge. (And cheese)
The metal shrapnel, in turn, get quite angry, and turn against the world for revenge. (And cheese)
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Posted 27 October 2000 - 06:12 AM
Toothpaste's 8th period teacher gets really angry that he's not there and explodes (as you do). Bits of him cover the earth and feed the...ah...the things that are currently inhabiting the planet, and then they get fat and explode too, and hit mars and the martians start a war with the err... earth things (as you do).
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I'll do this bit later.
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Posted 27 October 2000 - 06:35 AM
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, Sundered Angel shunted the topic back to its rightful place in the Trash Talk Forum.
((Or tried to... what the hell? It's disappeared from my forums list...))
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((Or tried to... what the hell? It's disappeared from my forums list...))
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Sundered Angel,
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The One and Only
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Posted 27 October 2000 - 08:10 AM
People get confused because of all the changes being made in the timeline, and all the multi-dimentional stuff. Some brave scientists try to figure it out and explain it to everyone, but their brains over load and their heads explode. The explotion destroys the first wave of Martians atacking earth, now Mars is really ticked off.
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Posted 27 October 2000 - 08:08 PM
But then Mars' fingers get so numb from pushing [option]+[return] that they shrivel up and fall off. Fortunetly, Mars just eats them and some new fingers grow back.
But then Mars' [option] and [return] keys begin to loosen from the keyboard.
By this time the ants have, despite the relentless attacks from Mars (they took shelter in their underground colonies), begun to evolve into a higher level of conciesness and a completly different form of matter: audio signals. The ants have litteraly become walking music tracks and can become any type of audio peice of their choice, whether it be the single annoying and ongoing sound of a harmonica to the loving and beautiful sound of a…
But then Mars' [option] and [return] keys begin to loosen from the keyboard.
By this time the ants have, despite the relentless attacks from Mars (they took shelter in their underground colonies), begun to evolve into a higher level of conciesness and a completly different form of matter: audio signals. The ants have litteraly become walking music tracks and can become any type of audio peice of their choice, whether it be the single annoying and ongoing sound of a harmonica to the loving and beautiful sound of a…
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Posted 27 October 2000 - 09:55 PM
...cheese grater being scraped along the roof of a car. The ants begin a counter atack on the martians using their new weapons, called...
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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
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Posted 27 October 2000 - 11:32 PM
....The complaint letter to Andrew Welch....
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Good laws are produced by extremely bad manners.
-Alduran Pirate Captain Macrobius
StarLance
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Good laws are produced by extremely bad manners.
-Alduran Pirate Captain Macrobius
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