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The space/time warper drops him right into the lake of molten metal.

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

And the lizard respawns inside a M-1 tank, telefragging the driver there.

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

*However, the time warp fried the tank's computer, and so the tank can't be used. The lizard will have to combat the aliens another way...*

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"I can ail what cures you."

The lizard decides his best bet is to find some top secret millitary testing lab which is exactly what he does. After sniping the scintists he finds a new dimensional teleporter do-hikky. Looking back on his life he realizes reading instruction manuals hasn't helped much. He presses random buttons and finds himself in an exact parallell dimension except for its time being off-set to a couple months earlier.

He finds himself in a desert next to a highway. He notices a familliar looking lizard fireing a sniper rifle at a car, it's him!

I was so inocent, he thinks So oblivious to the ways of an international terrorist, just going after one person at a time.

He watches on, filled with nastalgea.

weakling

The lizard snipes his counter-part and starts wondering what more damage he can inflict with the dimensional teleporter do-hikky.

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"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

Why is it that America gets so touchy about international terrorists who blow up things trying to create their perfect world, but doesn't hesitate to blow up small countries threatening to disrupt our perfect world?

Meanwhile, back at broccoli headquarters, the Overmind plots its next move. It sees that the 60ft Old Man is still rampant, and causes the brocolli fighting it to mutate into red. Then it realizes this doesn't do anything and gives each broccoli 4ft Kaiser blades. The brocolli, in learning how to use these new extensions, lop off the tops of most of eachother, but promptly grow them back. The broccoli set off to find the 60ft old man when...

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-Pallas Athene, {M}ilitia Aeriane and Dysian Beta representative to the Obish Consensus

ThinkFish, and good things will come.

Unable to pierce the old man's skin because the kaiser blades are too short, the broccoli loses and the old man eats the broccoli with impunity and grows to 120ft from the nourishment.

The lake, now the size of China, eyes the old man and sends a pair of battlecruisers after him.

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

...which are promptly shot down by aliens...

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The Lake itself transforms into a gigantic battlecruiser half the size of the moon, it goes after the 120' old man.

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

The Lake itself transforms into a gigantic battlecruiser half the size of the moon, it goes after the 120' old man.

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

*Because of the new gravity, both from the battlecruiser half the size of the moon and the earth's risen continents, the moon's orbit starts to decay. The scientists that are still alive predict that it will hit the earth in a week...*

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"I can ail what cures you."

*...But they are wrong in their estimate. The lake/battlecruiser is hovering over the old man, firing all its weapons when suddenly the moon crashes right into it, driving the lakebatllecruiser into the ground, on top of the old man, causing woldwide earthquakes that rate a 9.8 on the richer scale...*

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The Lake swallows the moon and uses it's metallic content to make itself the size of Mars.

*The Earth's orbit destabilizes, and it begins to leave the solar system...*

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"I can ail what cures you."

*The lake finds out that the moon really is made of cheese...*

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The Lake drifts off into space, it's final act of service to it's homeworld served as it forms a gigantic magnet, pulling the Earth back into orbit.

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

*Unfortunately, the magnet was too powerful and the Earth flew straight past it's origonal orbit, heading on a collision course to the sun. Meanwhile, a giant evil eggplant intent on destruction appeared out of nowhere somewhere in China and is now heading southwest. It's detination: the northern island (the only one remaining) of New Zealand...*

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But sudenly, the good side of the lake takes over and pulls Earth back into it's orbit, then floats into the sun, finaly being destroyed.

(Note: A 'Reploid' is a robot that can think for it self and make it's own discions. Haven't any of you guys played the "Mega Man X" games?!)

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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."

Gatomon

"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."

Metalseadramon

[This message has been edited by McCloud Hays (edited 09-06-2000).]

*...Sadly, the lake didn't know that a giant asteroid was traveling along Earth's orbit, going in the opposite direction of Earth's. The people on the Earth panic but there's nothing they can do in the hour they have left...*

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(c'mon, Avatara, cut it out)

The Asteroid collides with the Earth, but it bounces off of the giant eggplant, turning it into mash.

The asteroid starts flying towards the sun, but the dying lake swallows it, replenishing it and bringing it back from the verge of death. The Lake of Molten Silverware flies back towards Earth to combat the Lake of Eggplant Mash that is currently eating New Zealand.....

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

*The newspapers all have articles about the battle that is about to happen between the lakes, and the lizard gets in his tank, makes sure he has plenty of ammo for the tank and the robar, and heads off to New Zealand. The Lake of Molten Silverware arrives, and people from around the globe watch the battle on any working tv...*

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"I can ail what cures you."

*...The lizard moves to Wellington, New Zealand, where all the action and destruction seems to be...*



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[This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 09-07-2000).]

However, the 120 ft. Old Man is still alive in North America! The moon didn't kill him, it just squashed him realy bad. And since he is a mutant that has been cut into millions of other little men a thousand times, he easily regenerates himself by eating the flesh of the dead camel that had been hit by the news van when this chaos all started in a little desert...

So the old man is now flattened like a pancake, covering an area of 120 square feet. Therefore, he is now the 120 ft. wide Old Pancake Man. After sitting around with nothing to do, he decides on his mission: to destroy the Molten Silverware Lake and the Eggplant Mash Lake that was eating New Zealand AND destroy all the red-giant-slicer-broccolis. He must avenge the fact that he is no longer 120 ft. tall, but 120 ft. WIDE! He begins his treck, scooting along the bottom of the Atlantic to reach New Zealand.

Meanwhile... the Lake of Molten Silverware and the Lake of Eggplant Mash are fighting each other in the heart of New Zealand. The Lake of Molten Silverware is trying to burn up the Lake of Eggplant Mash while the Lake of Eggplant Mash is trying to overtake the Lake of Molten Silverware with its health properties. During the battle, the lizard with his trusty Robar and big tank is shooting at both of the lakes, not doing much other than creating lots of holes in the two battling lakes.

The earth is also getting dangerously close to the sun. So close, in fact, that all chicken eggs across the globe are spontaneously exploding. People's eggs in fridges are causing a mess, spoiling all food in the rest of the fridges because they are spraying egg yolk everywhere. The giant red slicer broccoliis suddenly take a liking to eggs benedict, and try to collect all the eggs they can find before they explode...

*more tumbleweed blows accross the screen*

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Commodore za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

*But the earth's proximity to the sun causes the tumbleweed to spontaneously combust. A startled Motionham gets out, reads a newspaper, and heads off to New Zealand, planning to use its Motion to kill both lakes, the lizard, and the old guy monster...*

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"I can ail what cures you."

In an ugly wooden house in a backwater town of central Washington, a bored 16-year-old male sits at his computer and posts a reply to a topic in a forum on the Internet. Then he casually looks out his gritty little window and sees...