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#951 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 03 April 2001 - 02:06 PM

*The Hehe Topic Glob continues to grow, hoping to surpass the Ares Officers Club Topic Glob*

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#952 El Spamo

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Posted 03 April 2001 - 03:24 PM

the lizard has a nice tan from the laser

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#953 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 03 April 2001 - 03:29 PM

But the lizard gets sunburn, and as he tries to put on the sun tan lotion, he realizes it's acid! After getting its back burned severely, the lizard sits down on a bed of nails and screams in pain.

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#954 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 03 April 2001 - 05:11 PM

The lizard dies, and respawns with a Robar. He snipes the dude and the chipmunks. Now the parking meter alliance is down to just the shark and the parking meters. The lizard, the parking meter alliance, and the league of road pavers all converge on New York. Everybody there watches expectantly as the three sides prepare for battle.

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#955 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 04 April 2001 - 03:25 PM

The Lizard moves into New York, and is confronted by the respawned Dude! They do battle:

Lizard: I thought you were dead!?!?!
Dude: Not anymore! You shall die!
Lizard: Never! Eat my lasers! *Zap!*
Dude: Hahahaha! Missed me! *BOOOM!!!*
Lizard: Eeek! A tank! *ZAAAP!!!!*
Dude: My tank may be gone, but I have another weapon!!
Lizard: Oh no! Not....
Dude: GGGIIIMMMEEEE KARMA!!!!
Lizard: Gaaaaaah!!!
Dude: Gimme karma! Gimme karma! Gimme karma! YOU SHALL DIE!!!!
Lizard: Aaaaack!!!
Dude: *BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!*
Lizard: Nooo.... *Thuds on floor and dies*

The Lizard dies, and doesn't not respawn. Then, the Road Pavers are nuked by the Chipmunk who has also respawned. The Parking Meter Alliance (after blasting the Road Pavers again) then takes control of New York.

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#956 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 04 April 2001 - 04:57 PM

However, due to the fact that a double negative makes a positive, the lizard respawns.

And in order to respawn, the chipmunk had to cause the ancient lake of molten silverware to respawn. The monstrosity begins running about the world, causing havoc and destruction. Only the combined forces of the League of Road Pavers, the Parking Meter Alliance, and the lizard can stop it. They all join forces and form the TAWGIITDTLOMS, or Temporary Alliance Whose Goal It Is To Destroy The Lake Of Molten Silverware. The new alliance begins planning for the attack...

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Posted 04 April 2001 - 05:39 PM

...breaks for lunch...

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#958 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 05 April 2001 - 05:51 PM

...And then goes back to the job.

The TAWGIITDTLOMS Alliance plan is to use a massive magnet to immobilize the Lake of Molten Silverware. Then, they will use supercooled gas to freeze the monster, then blast it into smithereens with nukes.

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#959 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 01:16 PM

And then the monster dies. Posted Image

(Have any of you got the sensation that this is stupid? Posted Image

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#960 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 01:22 PM

But respawns and tells Captain Skyblade that yes, this topic is total sillyness.

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#961 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 01:39 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
But respawns and tells Captain Skyblade that yes, this topic is total sillyness.

And then dies again once Cap'n Skyblade discovers the true meaning of sillyness. Posted Image

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#962 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 02:56 PM

But then respawns, destroys Panama, and fires globs of molten metal at Captain Skyblade!

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#963 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 04:27 PM

Captain Skyblade is blasted across several countries, before landing in southern Columbia. But what the monster didn't know what that the captain had an immunity to molten metal. The captain raises armies, navies, and a large air force to assist him in the destruction of the Panama-killer. The monster also doesn't realize that he made the panama canal somewhat bigger...

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#964 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 07:46 PM

...But Congress hereby makes a law and destroys the captains armies, and makes him join the temporary alliance to destroy the monster, and that he must wait till another person acts (or in this case, posts).

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#965 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 06 April 2001 - 08:58 PM

The Captain has no choice but to accept the new law passed by congress, and join the alliance in the destruction of the great Panama-killer. The monster must pay for his crimes...

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#966 El Spamo

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 01:10 AM

A fine of $.38

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#967 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 06:09 AM

...And an additional $14,000,000 for running 3,031 stoplights, hitting 2,952 cars, and destroying 1,682 stop signs.

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#968 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 04:38 PM

Recent reports prove the last numbers wrong: 1,813 stop signs were destroyed, not the 1,682 that were last reported.

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#969 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 04:56 PM

The globs of nowhereland demand a recount, and a massive scandal ensues.

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#970 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 05:00 PM

Then the Globs of Nowhereland realize that the Ares Officers Club is ahead of them, and begin a mad posting spree...

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#971 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 05:01 PM

Mad Posting Spree!

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 05:04 PM

Mad Posting Spree!

The Globs of Nowhereland then retreat into their caves, and wait for the monster's destruction, and that the Hehe topic will pass the Ares Officers club in number of posts.

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#973 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 09:05 PM

So mad, in fact, we need a recount!

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#974 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 07 April 2001 - 09:07 PM

Yes, a recount!!!

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#975 Timmy

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Posted 08 April 2001 - 05:10 AM

I feel so sorry for the hard disk at Ambrosia Software that has to hold all this. It's like pure torture. =(

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