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The Lizard takes out his Robar and blows the Platform shooed one away.

But the Platform shooed one was John Calvin, and the Philosopher Squad poop the party by shooting back at the Lizard. The Uzebekistani Commands drop in and provide cover and extra firepower.

Surrounded by their enemies, the Lizard, the Shark, and their loyal stormtroopers seem to be trapped...is this the end for our loveable arch-villans?

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As if someone just said, "nope," to the rhetorical question, the fighting ends (due to the fact that Aquinas points out that the lizards tail will grow back).

Arethra Franklin is played, and everyone goes back to disco dancin'.

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is the excitement of bad math."
--Penn and Teller

[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 03-23-2001).]

Unfortuntely, the Uzebekistanni Commandos are not fond of Disco Music...in the bathroom, they plan a coup of the DJ booth...

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/me wonders how the fück this piece of shi7 topic got started.

After his recent outburst, Yoda goes into the bathroom. However, the commandoes mistake him for the DJ, and stuff him, along with a bunch of toilet paper, into one of the toilet stalls. They then head back out into the disco room, quitely and stealthily making their way to the DJ booth. They neglect to notice that the DJ is still in the booth.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

The DJ happens to be Mr. T.

He pities those foos.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito

Mr T, although able to fend off some of the commandos, is eventually overpowered. Fearing execution by the commandos, he flees to Normandy.

The Uzbekistanni Commandos, now in control of the DJ Booth, play Ganstar Rap music. The Lizard files a complaint with his Robar Sniper Rifle...

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The complaint lodges itself in one of the Commando's brains, killing him.

The Lizard and his allies grab their weapons. The Uzebeistanni Commandos and the Philosopher Squad grab theirs.

Silence covers the room, until Socrates breaks it. "Yo momma so ugly, she can't get a date!", Socrates tells the Lizard....

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What would the walnuts do?

The lizard responds, "How did you know my mutha' was dat fat, foo?"

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If you are unwilling to die, how can you be willing to live?

Socrates thinks of a comeback...but he can't...

So, instead, he...

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...grabs a violin, and starts playing disco music on it. The party resumes.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Everything continnues well. It seems that the conflict between the League of Road Pavers and the Lizard is over. And Rogan's execution party will go on forever. At least it seems so.

Meanwhile, back in Germany, a tumbleweed rolls across the screen...and a naked guy runs after it...



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...the disco music then drifts into the worst-out-of-tune music ever heard, in which one of the strings has snapped. The disco music is now gone...What next?

A tumbleweed rolls across the screen, and western music can be heard following it.

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the naked guy, filled with power from the music, finally catches the tumbleweed...

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He eats it, and becomes a idiototic naked tumbleweed. Meanwhile, the disco/violin music gets worse and worse until the lizard snipes the violin. They all get angry, and tear each other to shreads. The lizard respawns in Elmo's body.

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The Lizard, never being a Sesame Street Fan, pays millions of dollars for plastic surgery, until he looks like his old self.

But, the surgery's high price has taken a huge toll on the Alliance's money, and their donors were growing weary of the seemingly endless conflict against the League of Road Pavers.

The Shark suggests doing something drastic against the LRP, but the Lizard is disgusted at the idea of doing actual work. So, instead....

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They all kick back and have a beer.

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If you are unwilling to die, how can you be willing to live?

Unfortunatly, the lizard/Elmo accidentally swallowed a match, and BOOM!! The lizard got reincarnated as Oscar's trash can.

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Pissed off at the Lizard's soaring plastic surgery costs, the Shark, the Chipmunk, and the Parking Meters leave the alliance.

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Only to come back later when an anti-parking meter religion is formed.

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Soon, the Leauge of Road Pavers adopt the anti parking meter religion as their own.

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But soon, due to minor conflictions in verses of the Holy Manual of the Parking Meters, holy war breaks out. The lizard learns how to play the organ, despite its current disadvantage to being a trash can, and becomes a master organ player.


I, convinced that both these similar religions are nonsense, create my own alliance. I travel to Chicago, trying to rally an army.

But the Chipmunk nukes Chicago, dashing your army before it is even organized.

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Then the Chipmunk, Shark, and Parking Meters start up their own alliance; the Parking Meter Alliance.

In their first attack, they nuke all Lizard cities, then buy 100,000,000,000 bulldozers to help fight the League of Road Pavers, who has teamed up with Right Wing Militia Extremists, Anti-Parking Meter Terrorists, and the LIzard, and form the Anti-Parking Meter Alliance!

In the following battles, the Parking Meter Alliance looses, but soon they repair themselves by taking 100,000 vitamin pills and steroids, and soon they are ready to fight again.

Their next target is the last of the Philosopher squad; Plato, who is about to join the Anti-Parking Meter Alliance! In order to defeat the philosophers, the Parking Meter Alliance ressurects the DUDE!

Dude: Haha! I have returned!
Plato: Noooo! It is illogical for you to return!
Dude: So what? You shall give me karma! Or you shall die!
Plato: Never! You are Anti-Philisophocle (sp?)!
Dude: So what? GIMME KARMA!
Plato: Arrrghh!
Dude: Haha! You are WEAK! GIMME KARMA!
Plato: I shall fight you until my dying day!
Dude: Then get ready to stop fighting! DIE!!!! GIMME KARMA!!!!!
Plato: Noooooooooo!!!
Dude: HAHA! I HAVE WON!
Plato: *Thuds on floor and dies*

In return for the Dudes help in killing Plato, the Parking Meter Alliance accepts the Dude into their alliance.

Then, the Parking Meter Alliance does battle with the Right Wing Militia Extremists using Particle Beams and Lasers! In the ensuing battle, Berlin, Sydny, New Istanbul, and Madrid are destroyed! After the battle, the last Militia Extremist is killed, and a stray laser bolt fries the Lizard.

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