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The recount continues and continues and continues, and no end is in sight. The Florida Supreme Court is nuked before it can act by the alliance, and the Supreme Court them brings the recount to an end. But the Globs of Nowhereland are not happy, and thus fry the supreme court before going back to their caves.

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The monster tries to pay the fine in counterfiet money, but the Chipmunk catches him, and banishes the monster to Antartica. However, the Monster retaliates and attacks Los Angeles, but the Alliance meets him there and a massive battle ensues...

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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The monster, who climbs onto the beaches of Los Angeles, is met by the mighty defense armies of the Alliance. Remebering the devestating loss of Panama, the Alliance has no choice but to annihilate this creature once and for all. Snipers take their places on the skyscrapers, armored units surround the beast on the sandy beaches, and the air force prepares to make strategic strikes. Looks like curtains for the monster...

However, when everything started over, a glitch caused the sentient highway to start over on the beach. It was trying to get a sun tan when the lake of molten silverware and the various tanks drove over it, blocking the sun. It shoots huge gouts of plasma, and the entire city is destroyed. The armies and the lake respawn, and the road gets back to its sun tan.

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Although the entire city and army was destroyed, the monster forgot one minor detail: He died also. Even if the monster was just wounded from the devestating blow to Los Angeles, the Air Force still gladly dominates the air...

However, the lake respawns in Antarctica, and the air force runs out of fuel trying to get to it. The lake begins the long trek underwater to get back to LA, seeking revenge upon the sentient freeway. Meanwhile, the air force respawns, but in order to respawn the planes, they had to respawn the lake of eggplant mash and the old guy monster. The four monsters - the Sentient Freeway, the Lake of Molten Silverware, the Old Guy Monster, and the Lake of Eggplant Mash all converge on the now ruined city of LA, to have a fight to see who is the biggest, best monster there is. Many TV stations are broadcasting the event live as the monsters prepare to fight, and the alliance gathers around to watch, and not interfere.

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But, a hurricane blows across what used to be Los Angeles, killing all four of the monsters.

Then the Sentient Freeway, the Lake of Molten Silverware, the Old Guy Monster, and the Lake of Eggplant Mash respawn and do battle! In the ensuing fight, the Old Guy Monster and Lake of Eggplant Mash and compacted into a ball the size of a marble and blasted into the Pacific Ocean.

Meanwhile, the Freeway and Molten Lake fight each other, but then the Dude (part of the Alliance) arrives. After scarring away the Freeway, he does word battle with the Lake of Molten silverware!

Lake of Molten Silverware: Who are you?
Dude: I am The Dude!
Lake of Molten Silverware: What do you do dude?
Dude: GIMME KARMA!
Lake of Molten Silverware: You give yourself karma?
Dude: NO! I want YOU to give ME karma! GIMME KARMA!
Lake of Molten Silverware: ACK! I shall destroy you!
Dude: I am the king of spam and flame! GIMME KARMA!
Lake of Molten Silverware: Noooo! You cannot stand against my power!
Dude: You'd be surprised! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA!!!!!!
Lake of Molten Silverware: I shall blast you with my Magma Gun! *BOOM! BOOM!*
Dude: EAT MY SPAM™ (Sponsored by spam-all-you-want-any-day-any-time-any-where inc.)!!! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA!
Lake of Molten Silverware: Noooooooo!
Dude: You shall die! GIMME KARMA!!!!!!!!!!
Lake of Molten Silverware: *BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!* I shall blast you!
Dude: Your weapons are useless! I shall zap you! *Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! ZAP!!!!!*
Lake of Molten Silverware: Arrrggghhhh!!! *BOOM!*
Dude: ACK!!!! Missed me!
Lake of Molten Silverware: *BLAM!!!!*
Dude: Never! *KABLOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Lake of Molten Silverware: Ugh! Noooo.... *thuds on ground dead*
Dude: I have won!

The DUDE wins the championship!

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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The Alliance has once again prevailed over the evil powers of darkness...

...But evil is constant, and the Alliance has many more battles to fight.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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this "dude" acts like f_a_t_m.

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The Dude thanks ferazel for his compliment (Hey, this is what the Dude is SUPPOSED to do) and then goes off and spams Spain.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

*The Topic continues to grow*

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

As does the Alliance...

...As does this topic (again)

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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And as do the enemies of the Alliance...

the alliance and its enemies decide to execute Dude for crimes against saneness.

Afterwords, the Internetation "hehe" Tribunal debate on weather or not to punish Captain Carnotaur for breaking the No-Conversation Act of Page 24...to influcne their decision, Carno...

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...Carnotaur gives them all an extra karma point, and says that the Dude will be more careful in the future.

The Dude also says that he is really sane, but he just acts insane to destroy the enemies of the Alliance.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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So then the Dude is spared his life, and continues to take his place as the commander of the Alliance forces.

ARRGHH!!!....How long has this topic been here?

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No brain no pain

However, the Dude had become obsessed with karma, and began asking the other members of the alliance for it. The rest of the alliance kills him, and then prepares to respawn an egg wherever the Dude respawns, to keep him from ever respawning again. Meanwhile, the four monsters have respawned, and the alliance sets off to hunt them down.

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"Why do we have to mow our lawns? What's wrong with the 'natural' look?!?"
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But then the Dude amazingly respawns, and promises only to demand karma to the enemies of the alliance.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

A movement begins to return the thread to the days of yore, of tumbleweeds and lonely roads...

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If things around here aren't working right, it's because I'm laughing so hard.
-Durandal

*A tumbleweed blows across the screen*
*It blows across the Lonely Road*
*The Tumbleweed watches El Spamo*
*The Lonely Road watches El Spamo*
*The topic continues to grow*

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

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As does the Alliance...