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#1001 Pallas Athene

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Posted 13 April 2001 - 12:04 PM

...and a webboard member that hasn't posted in 20 pages comes in to steal the 1000th post...

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#1002 OctoberFost

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Posted 13 April 2001 - 03:41 PM

...and the International "hehe" tribunal sentences Pallas Athena to death. He is quickly executed, but something goes terribly wrong...

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#1003 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 13 April 2001 - 06:55 PM

...And OF accidentally chops off his head. Captain Carno comes and staples it back on, meanwhile Pallas Athene has...

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#1004 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 13 April 2001 - 10:24 PM

...Terrible neck pains, in which all the staples didn't hold together all that well. Cap'n Carno then leaves to find some duck tape and some glue, which will hopefully fix Pallas Athena's "tight" situation...

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#1005 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 15 April 2001 - 01:22 PM

...But Carno decides to help OF instead and Pallas Athene must find another person to help him...

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#1006 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 15 April 2001 - 03:36 PM

…and finds Sir Lancelot from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail"!

Sir Lancelot: Who are you?
Pallas Athene: Pallas Athene
Sir Lancelot: Why is your head about to fall off?
Pallas Athene: Because OF chopped it off
Sir Lancelot: Oh
Pallas Athene: Can you help me?
Sir Lancelot: How?
Pallas Athene: I don't know! Find some way to attach my head back on!
Sir Lancelot: I'm sorry, I must find the holy grail, and have no time to help you
Pallas Athene: NOOOOO!!

Pallas Athene's head soon rips off completley and he dies. Pallas Athene respawns as a cloud.

#1007 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 15 April 2001 - 05:46 PM

So then CS runs to Staples to see if he can find some ultra-durable staples...He reads their slogan and knows he's come to the right place: "Yeah, we've got that."

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#1008 OctoberFost

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:22 AM

Fortunately, the Staples from Staples live up to their strength, and OF is soon reuinited with his Head. Captain Skyblade recives the Prestigious "Captain Skyblade Lookalike Award" from OF in grattitude.

Skippy, on the other hand, is not so lucky. Having violated the Conversation Act of Page 24, the International "hehe" Tribunal drops a nuclear weapon on him.

Annoyed at being nuked, Skippy takes to the streets with his band of loyal partisans, seeking to...

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#1009 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:29 AM

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#1010 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:29 AM

...Take revenge on OF. However, they have forgotten that Carno likes OF. So, in response to their attack, Carno shoots bugsbug, UEG, and Flogidellicus at Skippy...

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#1011 OctoberFost

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:39 AM

With almost all of his Loyal Partisans killed by the rain of spammers, Skippy runs for it. But not before Carno finishes him off with a MotherLove to the head.

With Skippy gone, the topic turns to...

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#1012 Walnut

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:40 AM

....Walnuts falling from the sky!

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What would the walnuts do?

#1013 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 02:47 PM

And Peanuts growing on the ground!

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#1014 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 03:34 PM

And Volcanos errupting in the Tromosphere!

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#1015 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 06:58 PM

And bacteria multiplying in the ocean!

#1016 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 08:27 PM

And airplanes flying underground!

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#1017 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 08:53 PM

And helicopters orbiting the sun!

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#1018 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 08:55 PM

And...and....Other crazy stuff!

...Then a tumbleweed blows across the screen. Posted Image

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#1019 LoneStar5

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:24 PM

Wow, I've finally discovered how people get 300 posts in 10 days Posted Image

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#1020 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 16 April 2001 - 09:37 PM

[quote]Originally posted by LoneStar5:
Wow, I've finally discovered how people get 300 posts in 10 days

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#1021 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 17 April 2001 - 06:59 AM

Captain Skyblade is accused for slight spamming and must do something to aplease the Hehe topic...

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#1022 OctoberFost

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Posted 17 April 2001 - 07:07 AM

Captain Skyblade sacrafices his parents and siblings to the topic, which calms it down. Or does it. The topic opens up, and Captain Skyblade falls inside, never to be seen again...

As the tumbleweed rolls, it is hit by a walnut traveling at a high velocity, and catches on fire. The naked German guy chasing after it catches on fire as well. Now he is a burning naked German guy...

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#1023 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 17 April 2001 - 12:09 PM

...Who walks on a land mine and explodes.

Meanwhile, in the middle of the desert...

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#1024 ferazel_09

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Posted 17 April 2001 - 12:18 PM

... Barney respawns!!!

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#1025 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 17 April 2001 - 12:40 PM

The Alliance is horrified by this new enemy, and thus they send the Dude out to destroy barney.

However, though the Dude is powerful, he is no match for Barney, and he must retreat for IQ rehibilitation. Following this, the alliance sends everyone in their organization out to face Barney, and they all fail. Barney's Super Stupidity Gun is too strong. Then, OF is sent out to do battle with Barney...

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