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The Lizard and the Shark see the Chipmunk's talents, and they decide to let the Chipmunk into their anti-philosopher squad alliance.

Soon, the Chipmunk replaces the Shark as head of the Alliance airforce. The Shark becomes head of the new Alliance Navy, and the Lizard keeps his control of the Army. To create the Navy, the Shark purchases the entire Russian North Fleet, and the Chipmunks intercept a shipment of Russian MiG-29s to Iran. They keep the fighters.

Seeing as they have no chance, Plato and Socrates, the only survivng philosophers, flee the area. They need something, some kind of super-weapon, to defeat the Lizard/Shark/Chipmunk Alliance....

Or a strong ally...or both...

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The Chipmunk then goes off with a MIG fighter and kills the Evil Clone Dripping Chipmunk perminantly.

Then, he purchases a few helicopters and hijacks 20 F-18s and the entire Sudan Air Force. Following this, he starts training pilots and the like for the fighters, but then decides to trash that idea. Instead, he respawns a bunch, and next thing you know... Presto! One-hundred and fifty fully trained Chipmunk fighter pilots.

Meanwhile, the Philosopher squad teams up with Radical West Wing Militia extremists in Utah and Nevada. Then, they team up with Neo-Nazis in Germany, but the Chipmunk sees them and nukes the Neo-Nazis with 20 ICBMs. The Philosopher squad then tries to nuke the Chipmunk, but are foiled when the Chipmunk yells "GIMME ACORNS!!!" 50,000,000,000 times at them, which causes them to back down.

Then the Chipmunk sets off with half the Alliance Air Force and raids a convoy of ICBMs and Uranium, then goes back to OF and the Shark and presents his prize to them.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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[This message has been edited by Captain Carnotaur (edited 03-13-2001).]

Getting fed up with Plato's ideas, Socrates and the Right-Wing Extremeists kill him, and Socrates assumes the title of furher.

Under Socrates's command, the extremsists take to their plans. Traveling to the asphault pit in the desert, they dig up the remains of Mecha-Strom Thurmond. But since references to politicans are prohibited, they change his name to Mecha-Old Dude.

Soon, Mecha Old Dude is refited and rebuilt, complete with Anti-Aircraft missiles, machine guns, lasers, the works.

Meanwhile, at the Lizard/Shark/Chipmunk Alliance Headquarters...
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[This message has been edited by OctoberFost (edited 03-13-2001).]

…12 rolls around and everyone takes their lunch break.

Meanwhile, the Sun god of Happiness looks down upon the world, unhappy because of all the fighting. I bid frown droops across his face.
[sad]Aaaawwwww.... [/sad]

Meanwhile, the Evil Gnome of Darkness smiles evily at the world. He is glad of the fighting. The Evil Gnome of Darkness walks up to the Sun god of Happiness and slaps him in the face.
The Sun god of Happiness cries and runs away.
[sad]Aaaawwwww.... [/sad]

The Evil Gnome of Darkness laughs and evil laugh and begins to build an army to destroy the other armies and rule the world.
muhahahahaaa....

But little does the Evil Gnome of Darkness know that the Chipmunks have learned of his schemes. The Chipmunk then sends his air force to attack a Philosopher base. During the attack, the MIGs and F-18s use captured dark rays. The Philosophers and Extremists think the Evil Gnome of Darkness attacked, so then send the Mecha Old Dude to do battle with him.

During the fight, the Evil Gnome of Darkness gets his head blown of, respawns, blasts the head off the Mecha Old Dude, who respawns, and the process continues.

Meanwhile, the Chipmunk has told the other Alliance Commanders of the Evil Gnome of Darkness' plans, and votes to use Uranium Missiles and Nukes on him till he dies of radiation and choking on globs of soap thrown at him by F-18s with soap glob guns.

The other alliance commanders (OF and the Shark) respond...

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Soon, the Gnome is dead. But this battle bought Socrates and the Extremeists some time to outfit Mecha Old Dude.

Soon, Mecha Old Dude is sent deep into Alliance territory. With his Anti-Aircraft missiles, he fends off the chipmunk's airforce. Then he releases his hate gas, which begins to kill poor people and minorities. The Lizard comes in with his stormtroopers, but they are smacked down my anti-gay missiles.

Can this orgy of extreme right-wing hate violence be stopped? Is the lizard, a heterosexual, going to be affected by the Anti-Gay missiles? Can the minorites and poor people survive the hate gas?

Find out, in the next post of "hehe"

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Then the Chipmunk steals some more Uranium, and melts it in a big pot. Then, using 42 Harrier jets, the pot is lifted up and then poured onto the Mecha Old Dude and Right Wing Extremists.

The Extremists burst into flames and incinerate, and the Mecha Old Dude gets radiation poising and dies.

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Following this, Socrates electricutes the Mecha Old Dude in an effort to bring him back to life. Suddenly... POOF!! The Mecha Old Dude is not only alive, but has been transformed into the Mecha Phycho Wombat Dude, and instead of anti-air missiles, he carries grenade spewing pistols.

Meanwhile, the Lizard gets blasted away by the Anti-Gay missiles, but then respawns and fires Jessie Jackson missiles at the poor people and minorities to help the Hate Gas. Unfortunately, the Shark appears and uses his Green and Blue Cheese gun to fend off the Jessie Jackson missiles and the hate gas. The minorities and poor people praise him, and then join him and the OF/Shark/Chipmunk Alliance.

Then suddenly, and without warning, Zeus appears in Athens, Greece, and declars himself part of the Philosopher squad. Using his special powers, he ressurects all the philosophers, but then he accidentally ressurects the evil-moron-karma-wanting-mod-bashing-super-flaming DUDE!!!!

A flame/insult/ask-for-karma war ensues, and Hera and all the other Greek gods are killed. Zeus then stands alone against the Dude.

Zeus: You have killed all my buddies!
Dude: YES! Because they didn't give me karma! Now YOU give me karma or YOU will die!
Zeus: Never!
Dude: Then die! GGGGIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEE KKKAAAAARRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Zeus: BLAHHHHHHHHH! *thuds on ground*
Dude: Haha! I have killed Zeus!
Zeus: Noo... *dies*
Dude: BWA HA HA! I am the karma god!
Plato: Not anymore!
Dude: Huh???
*BLAM!*
Dude: Oh yeah?
*KER ZAAAP!*
Plato: DIE!
*BLAM! BLAM!*
Dude: Never!
*KABLOOEY!!!!*
*Two other philosophers fall*
Plato and Socrates: DIE FOOL!!!
Dude: Noooooo!
*BBBBOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!*

The Dude is then nuked, and doesn't respawn. Now the alliance can finally kill the Philosopher squad, now that they only have a Mecha Pycho Wombat and no extremists...

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Unfotunately, the Mecha Pyscho Wombat eats his wheates and grows to 100 meters tall, whiping out any allied forces in sight.

Desperate, the Lizard turns to his last hope...

A few hours later, a nuclear explosion rocks the Berring Sea...suddenly, there is a familiar roar.

Godzilla lives again. The Lizard gets out the Alliance contract and waits for Godzilla to sign it...

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...But Godzilla will only sign it once he knows that the Alliance is powerful. As a show of force, OF nukes Boston, the Shark eats Moscow, and the Chipmunk and his army of Chipmunks goes off and chucks nuts at half the people of North Vietnam until they surrenderd. Godzilla joins the alliance, and becomes the commander of the Alliance Submarine force and part commander of the Alliance Navy. To applease him even furthur, the Chipmunk gives Godzilla 1 ton of fish to eat. Godzilla is very happy.

Meanwhile, the Mecha Old Dude uses Anthrax on the Alliance city of New York and Miami. The Chipmunks defend Miami, but the Alliance suffer heavy casualties in New York. Can OF, the Shark, or Godzilla help?

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***reminds Carno that he is NOT part of the alliance. You seem to have been confusing me with the Lizard

Anyway...Godzilla crosses the swims to meet the Wombat...

Soon, they meet. The Mecha Old Dude/Wombat releases his anthrax. But Godzilla's regerative abbilites quickly heal any dammage the virus does to his body. Easily enough, Godzilla melts the Mecha Old Dude/Wombat with his atomic breath, and its all good. Or is it?

The Extremists contact the intelligent coacroaches from Nebula M Spacehunter. Soon, Godzilla hears a loud screeh and a buzzsaw behind him...

...Gigan has entered the topic...

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::::::: A Vision appears that all feast their eyes upon. A youth appears and is dressed in large baggy jeans, a Green Bay Packers football shirt, a backwards cap and a pair of large headphones. His holy Wu-Ring glows with heavinly light and the 'Hustler' medalion hanging from his neck hums with angelic chords. With an ear shattering voice the vision speaks -
"Aiiiiight! You kerazzaay bastards!"
The vision snaps his fingers, flicks his cap round and disapates::::

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Gigan takes this as a bad omen, and flees along with the intelligent coacroaches from Nebula Spacehunter M.

Seeing as his work is done, Godzilla leaves, which paves the way for...

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more shopping malls.

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--Penn and Teller

With shoe-stores.

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And parking lots.

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and food courts.

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And toothpick repair shops.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

and parking meters...

that eat quarters.

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And bicycles.

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And freight trains.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

and even money!

The populace soon learns to ph33r and loathe these new parking meters.

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is the excitement of bad math."
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Soon, the Lizard/Shark/Chipmunk Alliance sees a valuable ally in the parking meters.

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