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...Who vaporize suddenly because of an after-effect of the rocks.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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Carnotaur, of course, should have seen it coming, since he threw the boulders up-hill.

All of the boulders come rushing back down upon him, and since the boulders are made of the same material that the mines are, they crush him, despite the invinci-shield.

The lizards respawn, and don the only two infini-shields in existance. They are truly the most invinicible beings in the galaxy.

The road eats Carnotaur and the boulders. The glob army tries to defeat it, but all are killed in a gigantic, superheated blast of plasma.

Carnotaur's clone respawns, without the invincibility or the army.

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

And Idiot_Box should also have seen it coming.

Carnotaur goes to the Supreme Court and UN and passes 1,000 unbreakable laws that will allow only Carnotaur and Captain Hector to have true invinci-shields, and that Idiot_Box's posts attacking Carnotaur are unlawful and thus illegal and cannot be made.

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Idiot_box moves to England and makes himself a dual citizen. The laws passed against him and his posts are therefore nullified, and everything that has happened in them has actually happened.

Carnotaur goes off to sack and pillage, as all carnotaurs do.

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

Then Carnotaur passes another law which states that Idiot_Box cannot hurt Carno in any of his posts no matter where he goes.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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Then, the UN repeals those 1,000 laws, and the lizards continue to wear the invincibility shields. Captain Hector gets pissed at the Carnotaur, and the two great beings, one a moderator, the other a mascot, prepare to have a duel. However, Hector poofs into nonexistance when the United Nations, being tired of having their money stolen in unregistered versions of EVO, pass a law that makes Hector's existance illegal. Captain Hector's helian remains, however, and the Lizards steal it, and take to the spaceways, where they plan to make a living as pirates.

Carnotaur mugs Bill Gates, and is now the richest being on the planet.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

>Carnotaur goes to the Supreme Court and UN and passes 1,000 unbreakable laws that....

Actually, he didn't, because on the last page, I had the supreme court declare itself unconstitutional, and they were gotten rid of. Anyway, on w/ the story.

Carnotaur, being the generous person he is, decides to spend Bill's fortune by giving everyone on earth a dime.

Asc is rewarded by the chance to go on the "Who wants to be a Millionare" show by Carnotaur, and because of a glitch in the money-counting computer, Asc gets 2 million instead of just 1 million.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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The many gathered hordes of the HeHe thread cast stop their fighting for a moment to obliterate all of the ares board persona in the HeHe thread.

Now, only the tumbleweeds roll across the screen.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito

Good, now let's start over.

*The tumbleweed falls into an oil well, gets soaked in oil, and then runs into a fire an incinerates completely.*

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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The screams of the tumbleweed echo off into the night.

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

Luckily, Zorro manages to take the tumbleweeds out of their misery.

Suddenly, Zorro's head explodes as a small lizard with a gun laughs in the background...

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A coral shark that has managed to find a very comfortable home in the desert sand curls up and burrows deeper.

A conestoga wagon rolls down the trail....

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

...And is ambushed by Indians who destroy it, but then encounter...

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....the lizard. As they die, they drop their weapons, which are picked up by the Coral Shark.

A few hours later, the Shark and the Lizard sign an alliance, and go off to...

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...Sea World!

There, the Shark and his new freind hope to get back at Shamo, who wronged the Shark several years ago...

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What would the walnuts do?

Unfortunately, weapons aren't allowed inside the theme park, and both are forced to leave them at the gate.

The coral shark eats Shamu, instead.

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

While the lizard qucikly dispatches the minimun wage workers at the gate who foolishly did lot let their weapons in.

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But then the worker Union comes and kills the lizard with two weeks of boring speeches and hypocrocy.

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But, as ususal, the Lizard manages to respawn. Using his charimatic charm, he turns the Labor Union to his side.

Soon enough, the Local 666 Stealth Assasins (as they have renamed themselves) prowl the country, killing the Lizard's enemies.

Meanwhile, the shark devises a clever plan to get rich. He has OctoberFost buy a few thousand shares of a certain stock. With OctoberFost's luck, the stock drops to less then 5 cents a share in the first day. Then OF sells it and the shark buys. The next day, with OF no longer investing in it, the stock skyrockets to record numbers, and the Shark gets rich.

After a few days...

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...The Labor Union and half the Assassins are destroyed when Al Gore goes on a boring speech rampage. Later, a glob forms in the deepest depths of the ocean, names itself Carnotaur, and goes onto land and allies with the Lizard. In order to keep the friendship, the glob gives the Lizard 50,000 Corvettes to play around with.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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Al Gore and George Bush have a debate, president vs. almost president. They both die from boredom and hate intermixing.

Meanwhile, the Supreme Court and the United Nations jointly pass a law that makes references to politics illegal. Anybody that mentions political people and either bashes them and/or praises them from now on gets a nuke dropped on them.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

The Lizard watches as Carno gets nuked several dozen times for bashing Al Gore, and then laughs as he runs off.

The Shark, now rich, goes to Russia and purchases some Howitzers and Fighters. Soon, he joins up with the Lizard and his stealth assasins, and they band together to wreak havoc.

Meanwhile, at the PHILOSOPHER SQUAD's headquaters, War was begining.

Plato: What happen?
Confucious: Someone set us up the bomb.
Socrates: We get signal !!
Socrates: main screen turn on.
Plato: Its you !!
Lizard: How are you gentlemen?
Lizard: All your base are belong to us.
Plato: What you say?
Lizard: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Lizard: ha ha ha
Plato: Take off every ZIG
Marx: You know what you doing
Plato: for great justice


Marx flies off in his Zig and prepares to meet the Lizard's SU-27s in a vicious dogfight...

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[This message has been edited by OctoberFost (edited 03-09-2001).]

OF then get's a dozen nukes dropped on him for trying to help Al Gore, and Carnotaur hastily retreats back to the Lizard to avoid political debates.

OF is then blasted into the far reaches of Asia. Where he interrupts a conversation between a mod and registered member, knocks out the mod, and has to take his place. Meanwhile, the conversation continues:

OF: Who are you?
Registered Member (Dude): Gimme Karma!
OF: I said who are you?
Dude: Gimme Karma!
OF: I can't give you karma if I don't know who you are!
Dude: Gimme lot's of Karma!
OF: Well? What's your...
Dude: Gimme lot's of Karma!
OF: Why won't you listen to me?
Dude: Because you are a mod and I only want you to gimme karma!
OF: But I'm not a mod!!
Dude: Gimme even more karma!
OF: Will you leave me alone!
Dude: GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA!
OF: SHUT UP!
Dude: GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA!

In response to this, OF call Carnotaur for help. Then, Carnotaur gives a message for the Assassins to Lizard, who gives it to a worker, who gives it to another worker, who gives it to some big millionare, who gives it to a snake, who gives it to a chipmunk, who gives it to a dripping chipmunk, who gives it to a wombat, who gives it to a monkey, who finally gives it to the Asssassins, who go and blow the dudes head off because he was so annoying.

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OF, fed up with the dude, takes out his pocket howitzer and dispatches him.

Meanwhile, Marx fights off the Lizard's attack fighters in his Zig. But his Zig is no match for the Lizard's agile and deadly Su-27s. Soon, Marx is shot down.

At the Philosopher Squad's HQ, they run into the bomb shelter as their building is destroyed. There, they plot their revenge on the Lizard...

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