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The Dude then respawns, and goes off to serial yak half the country of India to death. Then, he gets into an arguement with the Philosopher Squad:

Philosopher Squad: Who are you?
Dude: Gimme karma!
Philosopher Squad: That is a contradiction, because you cannot be named...
Dude: Gimme karma or I'll blow your head off!
Philosopher Squad: I'm afraid that we do not practice the Hindu religion, and besides, blowing off heads is quite illogical...
Dude: I don't care! Gimme karma!
Philosopher Squad: I'm sorry, but I cannot do such foolish and illogical things, if you look at Socrates writing in...
Dude: Greeks are Geeks! Gimme Karma!
Philosopher Squad: I must disagree, Greeks contributed highly to society as we know it...
Dude: Greeks are geeks! You'se are geeks! Geese are geeks! GIMME KARMA!
Philosopher Squad: Karma is illogical, you are illogical, geeks are illogical, you shall be logicated!
Dude: NOOO! GIMME KARMA YOU FOO!
Philosopher Squad: Don't you mean fool? foo is a mod on the...
Dude: I SHALL KILL YOU! GIMME KARMA MORTALS!

The philosopher squad promptly leaves the arguement and ask OF to shoot the dude.

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while waiting 3 hours for OF to show up, the Philosopher Squad get tired and shoot the guy themsevles.

Meanwhile, the Lizard's stormtroopers invade the Squad's Bomb Shelter! The Philisophers take to their weapons.

Aristothle takes the stormtroopers down one by one with his dual handguns, while Marx covers him with a machine gun. Plato gets the Tanks ready, and they roll off to fight the Lizard.

The Lizard, of course, is waiting outside with his rifle. He takes aim. BAM! BAM! Trotsky and Hobbes fall dead. But Plato fires a shell from the Tank at the Lizard, and he falls a few hundred feet from his perch...

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The dude then responds:

Dude: ************************ to you philosophers!!
Philosopher Squad: It was only logical to shoot you.
Dude: I don't care! Now gimme karma or I work for the Lizard!
Philosopher Squad: Good, you could help us by being there because it is logical that the lizard would suffer from your constant...
Dude: BLAH! I WANT KARMA!
Philosopher Squad: I would usually say shut up to you, but I will just suffice with "Shush thy lips and vocal cords" because using such words like shut up is highly illogical...
Dude: I don't care how you say it! Just give me...
Philosopher Squad: ...Karma, yes, we know about your insanity.
Dude: I'm not insane! I WANT KARMA!
Philosopher Squad: Do you want us to nuke you!
Dude: How can you nuke me mortal? I am all powerful!
Philosopher Squad: Except to that lizard over there.
Dude: Bah! The lizard shall kneel before me and GIVE ME KARMA!
Philosopher Squad: Not unless we logicate you to death once again after you were killed twice, which is quite illogic...
Dude: Bah to you! BAH BAH BAH! GIMME KARMA!
*BANG!!!*
Dude: You missed me!
Philosopher Squad: Then why is there a hole in your head?
Dude: Huh? GIMME KARMA!
Philosopher Squad: SHUT UP!
Dude: I thought you said that shut up was illugical!
Philosopher Squad: It's illogical you infidel, and we were forced to use such language because you were being SOOO annoying. Now, I think Pluto's theory on insanity will be quite...
Dude: I'm not insane! I WANT KARMA! I WANT KARMA! I WANT KARMA!
Philosopher Squad: Hey! Hey lizard! Get over here!
Lizard: Huh?
Dude: Bow before me oh mortal lizard and give me....
*BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Philosopher Squad: Thanks.

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Oops! My first double post!

Anyway....

Lizard: Die philosophers!
Philosopher Squad: Why?
Lizard: Because I hate logic!
Philosopher Squad: You hating logic is illogical.
Lizard: I don't care! *bang! bang! bang!*
Philosopher Squad: Your bullets do nothing because we are the philosophers!
Lizard: Philosophers are jerks! Plato is a jerk! Marx is a jerk! Socrates is a jerk! Philosophy is stupid!
Philosopher Squad: Blah to you oh inferior illogical mortals!
Lizard: Egotism is illogical! *BANG!*

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[This message has been edited by Captain Carnotaur (edited 03-10-2001).]

Sparked by Carnotour's abuse of dialogs, Congress passes the no Dialouge act, outlawing all dialogs that are not making fun of "All your base are belong to us". The Hehe topic is to return to posting only actions. All violators will be nuked.

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The philosopher squad gets on motorcycles, and race off, rifles, handguns, shotguns, and machine guns ready. The lizard chases them with his handy Robar. Five shots later, Plato dies and falls off his motorcycle, which mysteriously continues driving, and goes through a theme park, doing all sorts of fancy tricks off of all the rides before crashing in a creek. Meanwhile, the bike chase continues...

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Carnotaur then goes to the Supreme Court and has Congress overruled, but states that he will be more careful with dialogues in the future, and will not abuse them any more.

Then the motorcycle accidentally runs into the lizard's clone and get's crunched.

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The Supreme Court and the United Nations jointly reinact those laws, despite Carnotaur's proclamataion.

The lizard has to swerve off the road to dodge the various bullets flying at him, but quickly gets back on, again.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Then Carnotaur overrules them by using a special energy field that controls their brains, and has them make his being able to sometimes mack dialogues a law.

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However, they then rule energy thingies that take over their brains and any laws created by people using energy thingies to take over their brains illegal and unconstitutional, and the law remains that dialogue is not allowed, with the punishment as being nuked.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Meanwhile, the Shark and his Su-27 fighters give the Lizard some air cover as he and his stormtroopers chase the rest of the Philosopher Squad...

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What? Making fun of that sentence!? My dialogues weren't making fun of that! I was just trying to have some fun in posting and then you guys just come up and say I'm making fun of something I don't even know about and threaten to get me nuked. Good greif.

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No, no, no. MY dialog was there to make fun of All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

Yours were there for no reason.



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[This message has been edited by Laguna (edited 01-07-2003).]

What? Geez, this topic is here for no reason. It's utter nonsense!

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Then a chipmunk appears and looks at the scene, when suddenly...

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Tell me about it...

~Cap'n Skyblade

Yeah, but nonsense if fun!

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...A glob pops up and eats the chipmunk! The little rodent responds by gnawing it's way out of the glob alien style, then goes off to watch the Philosopher squad.

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[quote]Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
Yeah, but nonsense if fun!  

~Cap'n Skyblade

As everyone gets off topic and the storyline is forgotten, the topic suffers a heart attack!

Plato notices and calls Hippocrates. Quickly, they work to save the topic. But the lizard, unknowingly, kills Hippocrates. As he dies, so does the hope of the topic living on....or does it?

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Then, the chipmunk zaps Hippocrates with 1,000 volts of electricity which brings him, and the topic back to life. Then the chipmunk has the UN pass a law that all major get-off-topic-ers will be nuked.

Then the dude comes back to haunt OF, but he is met by the chipmunk who is equally annoying.

Dialogue:

Dude: Give me karma!
Chipmunk: Give me nuts!
Dude: Huh? Gimme karma!
Chipmunk: Give me nuts!
Dude: Will you quit that?!
Chipmunk: Give me nuts!
Dude: Ack! I give up!
Chipmunk: Give me nuts!
Dude: Noooooooooo!

The dude then suffers a heart attack, dies, and is cloned. The evil Clone Dude goes off to then serial yak half of Indonesia to death.

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Ha! You guys are crazy... Well, maybe not crazy, but you all atleast have a very active imagination.

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Then the Chipmunk tells Skyblade to either join the total insanity or try not to forget the topic or be nuked (no offense ).

Then the Chipmunk kills his evil twin the Dripping Chipmunk who does not respawn but sits there in the desert and rots. Following this the Philosopher squad goes to aol.com/aim, downloads AIM, and follows to go off and get into massive flame wars with the lizard.

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The Lizard sends the Philosophers a computer virus over AIM's file transfer. Hobbes downloads it, and the flame war is quickly over.

The Lizard calls the Shark, who gets his air force together, and gets his sniper rifle...

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...Which suddenly transforms into the Evil Dripping Chipmunk Clone! The Evil Chipmunk proceeds to kill the shark, who respawns. The Evil Chipmunk then nukes OF but only does minor damage, and then goes off to flame the lizard, who reverts into a jellyfish. Then suddenly...

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Fortunately, the philosopher is a computer wiz, and immediately detects the virus, which is deleted. The Philosopher then carefully checks the AIM data files to ensure no damage has occured. Fortunately, all is well.

As the Air Force flies over, the Philosopher shows his skill in anti-aircraft warfare. Having a collection of stinger missiles, the aircraft are immediately intercepted and destroyed by the heat-seeking missiles.

The Philosopher then spots the sniper...Shark is seeking a place in which to pic off the philosopher, but he is seen before he can shoot. The Philosopher then eliminates Shark quickly with his MP-5, and all is well for him again. Now AIM has successfully been protected...

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Then the Chipmunk respawns into 12 Chipmunks and then blasts half the philosopher squad with M-16's.

Then the Lizard does battle with Plato and Socrates on the ICQ, and he wins after blasting the two philosophers with flames, insults, and anti-philosophical talk.

Then suddenly...

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