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The lizard eats a breakfast burrito, and feels funny. Suddenly the lizard realizes what Plato had done - he had swapped his "Platoness" for "breakfast burritoness". Plato was trying to kill the lizard from inside him.
The lizard knew instinctively what to do, and used all the strength he could muster as the Plato-burrito sapped it to move toward the barrel of Devil's breath...
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Posted 31 January 2001 - 10:08 PM
But before he can make it he farts tremendously. The corrosive Plato-gasses are expunged from the Lizard's body, which now feels right dandy.
Several tumbleweeds, innocently rolling along are vaporized.
Across the street, a gang of teletubbies sodomize barney.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
Several tumbleweeds, innocently rolling along are vaporized.
Across the street, a gang of teletubbies sodomize barney.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
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Posted 31 January 2001 - 10:13 PM
Og respawns, nukes the Supreme Court, and then nukes the last post by El Spamo.
Og flies on, lights the afterburners, and kicks it for home (a cave near Devil's Canyon).
The lizard respawns, and goes off in search of antacid.
Plato lurks nearby....
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 01-31-2001).]
Og flies on, lights the afterburners, and kicks it for home (a cave near Devil's Canyon).
The lizard respawns, and goes off in search of antacid.
Plato lurks nearby....
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 01-31-2001).]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Posted 31 January 2001 - 11:36 PM
Plato is attacked by the Teletubies, and never heard from again.
Meanwhile, the Lizard BLATS that thing up. That is, to say,...
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Meanwhile, the Lizard BLATS that thing up. That is, to say,...
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Posted 01 February 2001 - 01:44 AM
...that he really BLUTTED that thing up, when you look at the contrapositive converse of the inverse if and only if then statement.
Somewhere, someone's head explodes.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
Somewhere, someone's head explodes.
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Posted 01 February 2001 - 07:13 AM
Barney respawns, armed to the teeth with baby talk. Og spots the tellytubbies. They turn towards him...
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differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 01 February 2001 - 10:35 AM
Og meets a terrible death at the hands of the Teletubbies. Barbey mananges to kill Dispy, but succums to the rest of them.
The world ph33rs. Even the lizard himself is powerless to stop the advance of the Teletubbies.
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The world ph33rs. Even the lizard himself is powerless to stop the advance of the Teletubbies.
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Posted 01 February 2001 - 03:16 PM
Suddenly the telitubbies come across the copy of Codewarrior Darkk dropped when the lizard sniped him.
The telitubies try to understand C++, and their heads explode.
Unfortunatly, they don't need them. Their heads contained nothing of importance.
The headless teletubbies display hideous daytime TV on their screens and subjugate humanity with horror. The lizard realizes there is something he can do...
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The telitubies try to understand C++, and their heads explode.
Unfortunatly, they don't need them. Their heads contained nothing of importance.
The headless teletubbies display hideous daytime TV on their screens and subjugate humanity with horror. The lizard realizes there is something he can do...
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Posted 01 February 2001 - 06:27 PM
The Lizard creates his own band of Teletubbies, named....
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Posted 02 February 2001 - 12:07 AM
Larry, Moe, and Curly....
Og respawns, and rearms. This time, it's personal...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og respawns, and rearms. This time, it's personal...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Posted 02 February 2001 - 07:06 AM
The Tellytubbies redirect an orbital sattelite to fry Og...
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 02 February 2001 - 01:12 PM
Suddenly, the Teletubbies meet the TES alliance from Planetarion! The two greatest groups of perverts have met. Fear.
The Sattilite misses Og, but his teleubbies are killed. Og goes to the only people that can help him, The Supreme Court...
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The Sattilite misses Og, but his teleubbies are killed. Og goes to the only people that can help him, The Supreme Court...
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Posted 02 February 2001 - 10:03 PM
But Og became angry with the Supreme Court and clubs them over the head.
The Supreme Court turns into a brown oozing liquid due to the impact, and begins to ooze towards the unsuspecting lizard with hostile intentions.
Og gets stuck in the ooze and drowns.
The Supreme Court turns into a brown oozing liquid due to the impact, and begins to ooze towards the unsuspecting lizard with hostile intentions.
Og gets stuck in the ooze and drowns.
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Posted 03 February 2001 - 04:42 PM
nothing.
Og respawns. Og is angry. Og whips out a can of napalm, lights the fuse, and tosses it in the brown...stuff.
Og grins.
The lizard grins.
Mercury grins. Pluto shakes with laughter, causing comets to flood the star system. Jupiter gets pissed off and turns into a star.
Other things happen, none of which are of any consequence.
Three tumbleweeds blow across the screen. All three are secretly conspiring to do evil tumbleweed things.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og respawns. Og is angry. Og whips out a can of napalm, lights the fuse, and tosses it in the brown...stuff.
Og grins.
The lizard grins.
Mercury grins. Pluto shakes with laughter, causing comets to flood the star system. Jupiter gets pissed off and turns into a star.
Other things happen, none of which are of any consequence.
Three tumbleweeds blow across the screen. All three are secretly conspiring to do evil tumbleweed things.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 04 February 2001 - 07:56 AM
The Philosopher squad respawns, and tries to imitate tumbleweeds thinking about seditious thoughts...
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 04 February 2001 - 11:09 AM
The Tumbleweeds are overrun by the brown goo that the Supreme Court turned into.
Weird **** happens.
The Philisiophers and the Supreme Court fuse into symbiotic life forms. Plato/Scallia and Socrates/O'Conner go to terrorize the world...
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Weird **** happens.
The Philisiophers and the Supreme Court fuse into symbiotic life forms. Plato/Scallia and Socrates/O'Conner go to terrorize the world...
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Evolution: 200 billion amphibians can't be wrong.
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Posted 04 February 2001 - 07:38 PM
The tumbleweeds are broken out of jail by the Philospher Squad/Supreme Court. Six days later, both have taken over the Mexican government, but are arguing as to what government to replace it with, and whether each government is constitutional or not.
Og couldn't care less...Og has found the new F-24. As Og climbs in the cockpit, the world collectively says, "OH, SH*T!"
The lizard wonders what the noise is, but doesn't want to move. He's found something better than a warm rock. The lizard has found a toaster oven...in a gun shop.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og couldn't care less...Og has found the new F-24. As Og climbs in the cockpit, the world collectively says, "OH, SH*T!"
The lizard wonders what the noise is, but doesn't want to move. He's found something better than a warm rock. The lizard has found a toaster oven...in a gun shop.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 04 February 2001 - 08:11 PM
Unfortunatly, the F-24 was experamental. Now Og says "Oh sh*t!!!!!" as he flies in the general direction of up - without a plane, it exploded. The engineers shake their fists at the charred heap that was Og as it hits the ground at 300 meters per second. Og's remains are 2mm tall.
The telitubbies and the TES alliance attempt to out-boast the other, causing everyone within 15km to loose their lunch from the horror and perversion. Eventually, the government acts to protect the citizens by having all the orbital laser death satalites fire at them, immolating them for all time.
The world rejoices, little realizing the coming terror as the lizard begins to play with a linear anomoly projector in the back room of the gun store...
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The telitubbies and the TES alliance attempt to out-boast the other, causing everyone within 15km to loose their lunch from the horror and perversion. Eventually, the government acts to protect the citizens by having all the orbital laser death satalites fire at them, immolating them for all time.
The world rejoices, little realizing the coming terror as the lizard begins to play with a linear anomoly projector in the back room of the gun store...
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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Posted 04 February 2001 - 11:09 PM
Og respawns, feeling rather pastey. He goes back to the place where he picked up the F-24, and picks up an F-2. Og arms it with, among other ammunitions, a 34k ton nuke.
Og flies around in stealth mode.
The lizard manages to make someone's head explode from four feet away, and goes back to the toaster oven.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og flies around in stealth mode.
The lizard manages to make someone's head explode from four feet away, and goes back to the toaster oven.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 05 February 2001 - 12:24 AM
Well, it turns out that the last mechanic that worked on Og's F-2 didn't do a very good job. Og nukes New York, but then has to eject, as the controls have failed. His F-2 is now a burning heap of metal. He goes back to the same place and gets an F-18, and decides to go do some dogfighting with some other fighters, as nuking cities and crashing planes and getting killed and respawning are all getting monotonous.
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
