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#726 User is offline   El Spamo 

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Posted 19 February 2001 - 05:10 PM

The evil lizards' livers, overloaded with alcohol, explode in a livery mess.

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Posted 19 February 2001 - 08:47 PM

"Yuck." Said the monk, who saw the gory scene.

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Posted 19 February 2001 - 09:45 PM

The evil lizard respawns (only one because recursion is imperminant) and decides to take up rock and roll music...

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Posted 20 February 2001 - 01:24 AM

However, the evil lizard's music sucks, and won't even go on Napster.

The monk meanwhile eats a hamburger.

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Posted 20 February 2001 - 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mag Steelglass:
Now, now. It's only ten pages. You can call it huge when we get to twenty. But right now, on with the story!


Soon, soon.........

*the story continues to grow; the story is functioning*

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Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

#731 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 20 February 2001 - 07:49 PM

Ten thousand screaming monkeys rush the evil lizard. Despite tremendous losses, they eat him. They also eat the RIAA for being f***heads. Everyone non-evil rejoices.

[20 any day now]

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Posted 20 February 2001 - 08:50 PM

sMoKeY: psst..........pssssst......hey you, yeah you
a**h***e: what?
sMoKeY Posted Imageuppercut)gimme the keys to Ares PUNK!!!!!
a**h***e: Ok ok please dont hurt me?
sMoKeY Posted Imageshoot him in the knee caps)HAHAHA NOW I WILL GROW G**** FIELDS EVERYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE.
Oh yeah and I will dominate all

#733 User is offline   El Spamo 

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Posted 20 February 2001 - 11:30 PM

The lizard snipes the foaming idiot named "smokey". He chambers another round and sunbathes on a rock.

The ten thousand screaming monkeys (Now about 7349) all decide to get typewriters and write shakespeare. They fail, but they do produce several scripts for the Oprah Winfrey show.

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#734 User is offline   El Spamo 

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Posted 20 February 2001 - 11:31 PM

The thread continues to grow, like a pulsating gooey growing thing.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 11:02 AM

[comment]What's telefragging?[/comment]

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 02:31 PM

In a game that does this, it's where you telepot into the level in a spot where another player is standing. Im most shooters, the person immeaditly gibs and gives you a kill.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 04:45 PM

Hi, I'm El Spermo and I got shagged up the a** when I was sweet sixteen(giggles & tears), bye.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 05:41 PM

Beware of the mods, smokey, they dislike talk like that.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 05:43 PM

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The thread continues to grow, like a pulsating gooey growing thing.


Quite right, and I think it's got a bit big for loading (even with DSL this topic takes a while to look at).

Anyway...


The Evil Lizard is then chased down by The Carnotaur, who has teeth the size of vacum cleaners, and is chewed up real bad and then spit out. Then The Carnotaur gives those screaming monkeys some poetry to look at and work on.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 06:04 PM

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Beware of the mods, smokey, they dislike talk like that.
Ok man, I did'nt mean to f*ck people around, am just having a laugh.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 06:08 PM

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Ok man, I did'nt mean to f*ck people around, am just having a laugh.



Really? It doesn't sound that funny to me...

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 06:25 PM

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Really? It doesn't sound that funny to me...
cause your a ......................... no your right.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 09:14 PM

*The Lizard snipes The Topic, but that only causes it to grow larger*

*The Topic continues to grow. It assimilates smaller topics, using them to build itself up even more. The Rest Of The Board begins to shrivel and die*
Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 10:24 PM

75 drunken Canthrans wrestle the sniper rifle away from the lizard. Hek Met prepairs to invade the topic...

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Posted 21 February 2001 - 10:30 PM

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Really? It doesn't sound that funny to me...


Nor me.

*The Lizard then runs into the Carnotaur, who says "Allright, I'm starting to take bets on how soon this topic gets too long and thus get's closed.*

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 12:54 AM

Little does the board know, the topic has developed an artificial intelligence, and even now plots the overthrow of the world!

Sometime after it gets 20 pages.

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 07:50 AM

And that artificial intellegence is analyzed by the Carnotaur, with his massive teeth the size of chairs, who then wonders...

"Why haven't the mods closed this exceedingly long topic?"

But then thinks again...

"Who cares? Let's make a world record and get to 20 pages!"

And then the Carnotaur keeps on posting.

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 04:44 PM

The glob of posts every calls a topic has now gone too far. It now has a mind of its own, and continues to grow, spawning more and more massive globs, that will soon take over the universe! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Posted Image

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 06:55 PM

"You know, I think you people are f*cked up & you should start growing up, I mean look at the sh*t
your typing, you people should get out more."

"Am more normal than you people"

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 07:54 PM

10000 (ten thousand) rabid chipmunks eat sMokeY==J for being a jerk.
The world rejoices.
Even the lizards celebrate, and a new holiday is declared.

The road decides to...

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