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In a supreme act of irony, Caveman Og nukes the congress. The US Supreme Court begins debates as to whether or not that law is void....
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
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Posted 24 January 2001 - 11:42 PM
However, the Supreme Court has little power to change the new law, since they were probably vaporized in Og's nuclear attack. As they cannot respawn, dead guys can't change laws.
In a stroke of genius, the Lizard snipes Og's F-4 causing it to crash into mecha-Strom Thrumond, taking out two right-wing radicals with one bullet.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
In a stroke of genius, the Lizard snipes Og's F-4 causing it to crash into mecha-Strom Thrumond, taking out two right-wing radicals with one bullet.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
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Posted 24 January 2001 - 11:57 PM
Colin Powe- ...I mean George W has the brilliant Idea to Suspend Habeas Corpus and respawn the right wings conspirators. He is critisized harshly for being soft on the liberals.
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 25 January 2001 - 12:05 AM
Darkk decideds to diseobey the laws, and uses ResEdit on the universe, brining back respawning for real people and major characters. He then departs to work on creating sentient life, never to be seen again by humans or characters in this thread.
The US Congress respawns, furious, but they can do nothing to stop the awsome power of Resedit.
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The US Congress respawns, furious, but they can do nothing to stop the awsome power of Resedit.
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Posted 25 January 2001 - 04:09 AM
I don‘t respawn, and wonder why I cant...
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 25 January 2001 - 03:25 PM
Talon turns out to be caught in a pattern buffer, needing only to hit "tab" to respawn. Caveman Og respawns, and points this out to Talon.
Suddenly, nothing begins to happen again. Og tries to counteract this, but ends up nuking half of West Virginia, instead. He lands, and is directed in the general direction of Florida.
OF begins a long journey to the northern border of British Columbia, for no apparent reason at all.
The lizard respawns.
The moon's orbit begins to degrade....
Saturn implodes, and Jupiter bursts out laughing. Pluto doesn't get the joke. Mercury didn't see the incident.
Several (frozen) tumbleweeds float across the screen, the Old Western style of asteroids.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Suddenly, nothing begins to happen again. Og tries to counteract this, but ends up nuking half of West Virginia, instead. He lands, and is directed in the general direction of Florida.
OF begins a long journey to the northern border of British Columbia, for no apparent reason at all.
The lizard respawns.
The moon's orbit begins to degrade....
Saturn implodes, and Jupiter bursts out laughing. Pluto doesn't get the joke. Mercury didn't see the incident.
Several (frozen) tumbleweeds float across the screen, the Old Western style of asteroids.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Posted 25 January 2001 - 08:15 PM
The Jjaro come to Earth to check on their experament, pausing to put the moon back in place.
The lizard snipes one of them, and a great war begins between humanity and the Jjaro.
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The lizard snipes one of them, and a great war begins between humanity and the Jjaro.
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Posted 25 January 2001 - 08:20 PM
The Supreme Court decides that the topic has become unconstitutional, and declares it must be started over.
As everything arround him resets to the way it was on Page 1, the Lizard basks on a warm rock...
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As everything arround him resets to the way it was on Page 1, the Lizard basks on a warm rock...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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Posted 26 January 2001 - 04:01 AM
I find the key marked [TAB]. Unfortunately, Og has already done something destructive to the mechanism, and I respawn at lightspeed, heading straight for the Sun. <SIZZLE>
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--Talon_Karrde, MoC, 61:4--
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 26 January 2001 - 04:21 PM
Durandal has the marine slay the Supreme Court, and puts the topic back where it was with a ResEdit missle. Bush attempts to have the army kill him, but they can't get up there. The Jjaro Foldship streaks into low Earth orbit, and begins warping in an invasion fleet.
Durandal hires some journalists to send him data feeds, as he finds this insanely funny.
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Durandal hires some journalists to send him data feeds, as he finds this insanely funny.
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Posted 26 January 2001 - 07:08 PM
The Supreme Court respawns in an armoury.
Durandal is sitting arround all happy when Sandra O'Conner blasts his head off with a high power rifle...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Durandal is sitting arround all happy when Sandra O'Conner blasts his head off with a high power rifle...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 26 January 2001 - 07:41 PM
Durandal doesn't have a head, and sniper rifles can't hurt him.
Durandal uses ResEdit and some Jjaro tech to trap the Supreme Court in a black hole forever.
The Jjaro ignore Durandal, and procede to the White House, where they torture George W Bush by attempting to teach him math. W's head is going to explode...
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Durandal uses ResEdit and some Jjaro tech to trap the Supreme Court in a black hole forever.
The Jjaro ignore Durandal, and procede to the White House, where they torture George W Bush by attempting to teach him math. W's head is going to explode...
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Posted 27 January 2001 - 09:32 AM
George W. Bush goes into self-destruct, blowing up and taking most of the surrounding 30 square miles with him.
With the Jjaro dead, the Lizard comes back and...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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With the Jjaro dead, the Lizard comes back and...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 27 January 2001 - 11:12 AM
....and realises it's dead. It topples over....
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 27 January 2001 - 03:26 PM
...snipe Darkk, as Darkk has been messing with the universe with ResEdit. First he goes to the gift shop at an old castle in England, and buys a magic talisman that will make him immune to ResEdit, and then he...
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 05:11 AM
Nearly freezing to death thanks to the extremely cold stone floors while waiting for the urinal. He soon emerges, although rather slowly, and...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 06:56 AM
spots a dark figure with glowing red eyes looking about. The figure mutters "Damn, wrong Universe", and disappears, leaving the Lizard to contemplate exactly what he was up to. Remembering, he...
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 10:42 AM
...that he has no right to know, doesn't want to know, and can't know what the figure wanted to do... Meanwhile, ResEdit is out of control, and transforms all human into something green that goes 'phut' when touched...
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 04:18 PM
phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut, phut...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 04:50 PM
Darkk respawns, and uses bad pointers to stop ResEdit, then uses C++ to fix the humans.
As a parting gift, he snatches away the Lizard's rifle and runs over it repeatedly with a cement truck, then assigns all pointers to it to null, making it disappear, forever Darkk thinks as he heads back into space.
The Lizard respawns, being a Pascal construct and not as easy to destroy. He spots Iain M. Banks, but Darkk did prevent him from respawning with a Robar, and there are no gun stores around...
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As a parting gift, he snatches away the Lizard's rifle and runs over it repeatedly with a cement truck, then assigns all pointers to it to null, making it disappear, forever Darkk thinks as he heads back into space.
The Lizard respawns, being a Pascal construct and not as easy to destroy. He spots Iain M. Banks, but Darkk did prevent him from respawning with a Robar, and there are no gun stores around...
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 04:53 PM
It looks like a job for.....THE PHILOSOPHER SQUAD!
Plato, Marx, and Confucious pull a plastic bag over ResEdit's head, while Socrates, Aristotle, and Goethe put him into the trash, which Lao Tsu empties.
ResEdit is no more!
To celebrate their victory, the Philosopher Squad...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Plato, Marx, and Confucious pull a plastic bag over ResEdit's head, while Socrates, Aristotle, and Goethe put him into the trash, which Lao Tsu empties.
ResEdit is no more!
To celebrate their victory, the Philosopher Squad...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 05:26 PM
[OF: rofl. The Philosopher Squad, indeed 
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debate the possibility of an infinite mass, and what sociopolitical stance said infinite mass would have, but only if said infinite mass could exist or had the possibility of existing.
Caveman Og flies overhead, grinning.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
]debate the possibility of an infinite mass, and what sociopolitical stance said infinite mass would have, but only if said infinite mass could exist or had the possibility of existing.
Caveman Og flies overhead, grinning.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 06:47 PM
A giant ethernet cable flys through the air, destroying Og's F4 and flattening the philosopher squad. It downloads a stuffit archive of ResEdit into the bowls of the Earth, and then write-protects it, so that Darkk can cause more mischif without resorting to C++. He discovers Og uses C++, and sets his pointer to null, making Og now no longer exist, FOREVER MWA HA HA HA HA HA.
The gunless lizard struggles to find a copy of Codewarrior...
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The gunless lizard struggles to find a copy of Codewarrior...
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