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The lizard buys a map from a gas station using stolen money. He checks the map. There is a military base nearby. He grabs some rocks, and sneaks up to the base. He takes out the guards with the rocks, and hops in a tank. Then, remembering how to drive the thing, he heads off to take out Darkk. The tank is top-of-the-line military technology, and no software can affect it at all.
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 10:33 PM
The Lizard shoots at Darkk, reducing him to small pices. Then, having a vendetta agaisnt Plato, goes to engage the philosopher squad in combat...
Meanwhile, the Supreme Court declares the very existance of Darkk is unconsitutional. He disapears, forever. Or until the ruling is overturned.
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[This message has been edited by OctoberFost (edited 01-28-2001).]
Meanwhile, the Supreme Court declares the very existance of Darkk is unconsitutional. He disapears, forever. Or until the ruling is overturned.
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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[This message has been edited by OctoberFost (edited 01-28-2001).]
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 11:07 PM
Darkk had renounced his US citizenship when he went into space, and left a pointer for the Lizard to destroy, and the lizard, not knowing how to derefrence, had destroyed the pointer instead of Darkk. What a fool.
Darkk decides to not interfere very much from now on, and watches the Lizard/Plato fight...
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Darkk decides to not interfere very much from now on, and watches the Lizard/Plato fight...
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 11:22 PM
The Lizard finds a high powered rifle in the tank. Opening the hatch, he sees the philosopher squad in the distance.
BAMM!
Confucious falls dead. The bullet goes right through him and into Socrates's arm, which has to be amputated.
Marx leads a charge against the tank, but it fails when his group gets hit with a shell, knocking Gethoe uncouncious and killing Aristothle.
Certain victory will be his, the Lizard...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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BAMM!
Confucious falls dead. The bullet goes right through him and into Socrates's arm, which has to be amputated.
Marx leads a charge against the tank, but it fails when his group gets hit with a shell, knocking Gethoe uncouncious and killing Aristothle.
Certain victory will be his, the Lizard...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 28 January 2001 - 11:42 PM
decides he will win with style, and steers the tank off toward Arizona, so that he may find clone himself, but at a reduced size. He will call the new lizard Mini Me, in violation of copyright law.
Og respawns, having saved his file on a zip disk prior to entering the F4. Using several clubbing hacks, he enters Darkk's computer, where ResEdit, CodeWarrior, and the like manage to suddenly vanish. Dark screams in horror .34 seconds before his computer blows up.
Og saves.
Og jumps in his F4.
Og grins.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og respawns, having saved his file on a zip disk prior to entering the F4. Using several clubbing hacks, he enters Darkk's computer, where ResEdit, CodeWarrior, and the like manage to suddenly vanish. Dark screams in horror .34 seconds before his computer blows up.
Og saves.
Og jumps in his F4.
Og grins.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 08:13 AM
Meanwhile, the Philosopher Squad regroups. Socrates makes himself a new arm out of thoughts in his head, and Gethoe wakes up. To prepare for the lizard's second attack, they...
Og, on the other hand, realizes his F4 is out of fuel somewere over Tibet. Frantically, he looks for a source of fuel...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Og, on the other hand, realizes his F4 is out of fuel somewere over Tibet. Frantically, he looks for a source of fuel...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 09:02 AM
A miracle occurs. An oil site suddenly appears, spewing oil into the air that rapidly fills up Og's fuel tank. Unfortunately, he then lights up the Afterburners...
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[This message has been edited by Talon Karrde (edited 01-29-2001).]
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 09:23 AM
Needless to say, Og is no more.
The Lizard returns with his clone to take down Plato and the rest of the Philosoher Squad. He gets into his tank, and...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
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The Lizard returns with his clone to take down Plato and the rest of the Philosoher Squad. He gets into his tank, and...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 02:37 PM
is attacked by rabid movie industry copyright lawyers. [EVIL!!]
Og, like the Lizard, was a fool and didn't know how to derefrence. Darkk departs to try ResEdit and Codewarrior on some interesting people elsewhere.
Meanwhile, the philosopher squad...
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Og, like the Lizard, was a fool and didn't know how to derefrence. Darkk departs to try ResEdit and Codewarrior on some interesting people elsewhere.
Meanwhile, the philosopher squad...
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 03:00 PM
..joins forces with the lizard, and together, they fend off the lawyers. Og and the dead philosophers respawn, and they all agree to work together to get Darkk. Legends say Darkk lives to the north, in the mysterious land of...
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 07:59 PM
...Vorthyuoip.
Unfortunatly, the ledgends were false, as Darkk had departed across the universes.
The lizard, Og, and the philosophers, unable to spell "Vorthyuoip" and thus look it up and check, think I'm there anyway and set off. Along they way they meet an even more horrible evil than me...
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Unfortunatly, the ledgends were false, as Darkk had departed across the universes.
The lizard, Og, and the philosophers, unable to spell "Vorthyuoip" and thus look it up and check, think I'm there anyway and set off. Along they way they meet an even more horrible evil than me...
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 10:02 PM
it was the TES alliance from Planetarion!
the TES members rape and sodomise Og, the Lizard, and the Philosophers. They never feel mentally stable again...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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the TES members rape and sodomise Og, the Lizard, and the Philosophers. They never feel mentally stable again...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 11:01 PM
For even suggesting this, 7 men in black overcoats jump from the shadows and carry OctoberFrost off. He is never heard from again.
[3 points to the first person who can figure out where this comes from]
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[3 points to the first person who can figure out where this comes from]
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 08:42 AM
hehe
Anyway, Darrk runs into TES too. After they finish using him, he is destroyed. They make sure that it is the real Darrk they destroted. Just moments before Darrk died, Congress re-passed the Strict Play Act.
Darrk is, and will, be no more.
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Anyway, Darrk runs into TES too. After they finish using him, he is destroyed. They make sure that it is the real Darrk they destroted. Just moments before Darrk died, Congress re-passed the Strict Play Act.
Darrk is, and will, be no more.
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 07:29 PM
Unfortunatly, it was the real Darkk, but the real Darkk from the evil parallel antimatter universe - can you say mutually assured destruction?. Boom. Ha ha. TES is gone for good 
[I'd like to fade into the sunset now, like the lakes.]
Also unfortunatly, the Lizard snipes Congress and Bush has to veto it to get them back.
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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 01-30-2001).]
[I'd like to fade into the sunset now, like the lakes.]
Also unfortunatly, the Lizard snipes Congress and Bush has to veto it to get them back.
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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 01-30-2001).]
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 08:18 PM
Darkk fades into the sunset, but is sniped by the lizard before he fades completely. Meanwhile, some aliens begin invading the Earth.
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 09:13 PM
Darkk was fortunatly hit in the arm, but is now unable to program for awhile, and will menace the Hehe regulars no more.
The lizard espies...
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The lizard espies...
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 10:34 PM
Og, who respawned before the act was passed.
Og and the lizard finally join teams.
Darkk returns from the odd places in the universe, slightly scorched and walking sorta funny. He joins forces with the Philosopher Squad, and the two major 'hehe' superpowers face off...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og and the lizard finally join teams.
Darkk returns from the odd places in the universe, slightly scorched and walking sorta funny. He joins forces with the Philosopher Squad, and the two major 'hehe' superpowers face off...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 10:49 PM
NO, I'M NOT COMING BACK HERE, IT'S TOO PAINFUL. My arm is still hurting.
The lizard pops Marx in the head, but out of nowhere Lau Tzu goes martial-arts on Og and breaks all his bones. The lizard finds a robar is uniquely unsuited to close combat...
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The lizard pops Marx in the head, but out of nowhere Lau Tzu goes martial-arts on Og and breaks all his bones. The lizard finds a robar is uniquely unsuited to close combat...
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 11:00 PM
So the Lizard pulls out his handy dandy automatic handgun and kills the Philospher Squad that way.
But Plato still lives, and is running away through the forest.
With Darrk out of the picture, the Lizard is now the only superpower in the topic. He laughs, but his happiness is disturnbed by one thought.
He thought about what he had been through. He had defeated every other superpower that stood up to him. The Philisopher Impersonators. The Lawyers. Mecha Strom Thurmond. The Gekco/Gingritch. The magic child. Darrk. All were defeated by him.
Yet he could not kill a simple REAL Philiosopher!
Filled with anger, the Lizard chases Plato. Finding a foot chase unconfortable, he gets into his tank...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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But Plato still lives, and is running away through the forest.
With Darrk out of the picture, the Lizard is now the only superpower in the topic. He laughs, but his happiness is disturnbed by one thought.
He thought about what he had been through. He had defeated every other superpower that stood up to him. The Philisopher Impersonators. The Lawyers. Mecha Strom Thurmond. The Gekco/Gingritch. The magic child. Darrk. All were defeated by him.
Yet he could not kill a simple REAL Philiosopher!
Filled with anger, the Lizard chases Plato. Finding a foot chase unconfortable, he gets into his tank...
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 11:02 PM
Well, dash it, a Lizard jolly well knows when he's in the soup, so he legs it for the old two-seater and makes a dash for the four corners, what?
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 11:09 PM
The lizard attempts to chase down Plato, but his tank doesn't have "tankness" and is something else. The lizard attempts to figure out what the tank is...
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Posted 30 January 2001 - 11:59 PM
After several minutes, he decides that it is a tank, after all. He resumes the chase.
While he was waiting, Plato stole a gunboat. The upcoming fight would be close.
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
While he was waiting, Plato stole a gunboat. The upcoming fight would be close.
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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Posted 31 January 2001 - 07:21 AM
Og nukes them both. The world is no more. The end.
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differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 31 January 2001 - 10:00 AM
The Supreme Court rules that what Og did was unconstitutional, and reverses it. The topic continues.
The Battle between the Tank and the Gunboat commences. The Lizard's tank is hit, and he has to evacuate. He climbs into a tree and fires at the gunboat with his rifle.
Plato, thinking the Lizard is dead, peeks out of the gunboat to see what happened. It was a fatal mistake.
Plato is hit. With his last, dying breath, he screams out "Breakfeast Burito!"
The Lizard makes sure Plato is dead, and then goes looking for food.
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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The Battle between the Tank and the Gunboat commences. The Lizard's tank is hit, and he has to evacuate. He climbs into a tree and fires at the gunboat with his rifle.
Plato, thinking the Lizard is dead, peeks out of the gunboat to see what happened. It was a fatal mistake.
Plato is hit. With his last, dying breath, he screams out "Breakfeast Burito!"
The Lizard makes sure Plato is dead, and then goes looking for food.
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All hail the Blue Bird of happiness.
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