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Posted 05 February 2001 - 07:09 AM
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 05 February 2001 - 09:40 PM
But as the thread reaches its 701st post, the sentient highway decrees that Og shall be no more, and that this thread seriously needs some new characters.
A dripping chipmunk scratches itself in Indonesia.
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Posted 06 February 2001 - 02:27 AM
Og flies off into the sunset in a heavily modified P-52, off to find hunting grounds with more mastadon and more cities to nuke, populations to destroy, and panic to cause.
In his wake, the three Stooges are cloned by a labratory in London. They begin causing havoc...though no one knows how or why.
In Boston, someone drops an egg. The egg, rather angered by the incident, discloses the true answer to the question of whether the chicken or the egg came first. The citizen's head then explodes, as well as everyone else's in the eatery. The egg, being rather malitious, rolls out the door, searching for more heads to explode....
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
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In his wake, the three Stooges are cloned by a labratory in London. They begin causing havoc...though no one knows how or why.
In Boston, someone drops an egg. The egg, rather angered by the incident, discloses the true answer to the question of whether the chicken or the egg came first. The citizen's head then explodes, as well as everyone else's in the eatery. The egg, being rather malitious, rolls out the door, searching for more heads to explode....
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 06 February 2001 - 07:12 AM
Unfortunately, it only finds Bush. As bush's head explodes, the egg notices with dissapointment the general lack of brains in the area. If rolls off...
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 07 February 2001 - 11:25 PM
Unfortunatly, intelligent people realize that isn't really very puzzling and that there is a definate, provable answer. The egg can't kill anyone, and is run over by a truck.
The lizard finds a phase cannon, points it at the ground, and kills everyone on 2 ships in the Indian Ocean, one American and one Chinese. Each blames the other, and war erupts...
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The lizard finds a phase cannon, points it at the ground, and kills everyone on 2 ships in the Indian Ocean, one American and one Chinese. Each blames the other, and war erupts...
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Posted 08 February 2001 - 04:14 AM
A full hour of M.A.S.H. comes on. The war is postponed. Then Perry Mason comes on, and the two nations sign a non-agression treaty, realizing that the good shows will never stop.
The lizard points the phase cannon at his own head, pulls the trigger, and G.W.'s head explodes again.
The egg sticks to the wheel of the truck.
Larry slaps Curly, who accidentally punches Moe. Chaos erupts.
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The lizard points the phase cannon at his own head, pulls the trigger, and G.W.'s head explodes again.
The egg sticks to the wheel of the truck.
Larry slaps Curly, who accidentally punches Moe. Chaos erupts.
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Posted 08 February 2001 - 09:43 AM
Moe from The Simpsons plops into Friends, and starts up a bar.
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 09 February 2001 - 01:20 AM
...who is eaten by rabit wolverines. The wolverines taunt the temperance protestors ("It's a whole f***ing new millineum you ***holes!") and then eat them.
The lizard continues checking out the "experamental" rack of the gun store...
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The lizard continues checking out the "experamental" rack of the gun store...
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Posted 09 February 2001 - 03:40 PM
The bugs are consumed by the lizard, who then returns to the toaster oven. After about three minute's he's wired on the heat, zipping along at about 63 MPH.
The egg flops off of the truck wheel somewhere in Nevada. After about ten seconds, it turns into an omlette, which the mysterious hiway consumes.
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The egg flops off of the truck wheel somewhere in Nevada. After about ten seconds, it turns into an omlette, which the mysterious hiway consumes.
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Posted 10 February 2001 - 02:40 AM
The highway burps.
Heartburn.
That is if hyperintelligent highways had hearts to burn. Or digestive tracts. Would a superintelligent highway have a digestive tract? That would be an interesting thing to find out. I'd think that they would have some sort of THWACK thud. ow.
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Heartburn.
That is if hyperintelligent highways had hearts to burn. Or digestive tracts. Would a superintelligent highway have a digestive tract? That would be an interesting thing to find out. I'd think that they would have some sort of THWACK thud. ow.
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Posted 12 February 2001 - 01:23 PM
...silence. Nothing was happening....
A shot! The cactus near the speed limit sign sags, then breaks in half! Another shot! Another breaks in half!
Fifteen hundred miles away, the lizard pauses while cleaning the stock of a shotgun. He knows...his evil twin has arrived on earth.
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A shot! The cactus near the speed limit sign sags, then breaks in half! Another shot! Another breaks in half!
Fifteen hundred miles away, the lizard pauses while cleaning the stock of a shotgun. He knows...his evil twin has arrived on earth.
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Posted 12 February 2001 - 03:27 PM
The lizard grabs a wave motion cannon, blows away the surrounding countryside, and decides to go after his twin with it, as it's much more random and chaotic than a robar.
Along the way, the lizard toasts some random bystanders for fun.
Eventually, the 2 lizards meet, and...
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Along the way, the lizard toasts some random bystanders for fun.
Eventually, the 2 lizards meet, and...
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Posted 12 February 2001 - 08:03 PM
The lizard's evil twin laughs as the lizard fires shot after shot at it, and they all pass right through him. The lizard flicks his tongue in confusion.
"Fool, this is just a hologram of me!" the evil twin lizard's hologram vanishes, and the lizard gets another trusty robar, as they are far superior to wave motion cannons.
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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."
"Fool, this is just a hologram of me!" the evil twin lizard's hologram vanishes, and the lizard gets another trusty robar, as they are far superior to wave motion cannons.
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The evil lizard suddenly appears behind the normal lizard and does Muro's neck breaker throw.
The normal lizard respawns, and decides to find that tank from way back and run over the other lizard.
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The normal lizard respawns, and decides to find that tank from way back and run over the other lizard.
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The lizard runs over the evil lizard with his tank. The evil lizard dies.
Unfortunatly, the evil lizard was carring anime DVDs, and tons of Otaku fight around the corpse to try to get them.
The lizard comes around for another pass, thankful for the abundance of targets...
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Unfortunatly, the evil lizard was carring anime DVDs, and tons of Otaku fight around the corpse to try to get them.
The lizard comes around for another pass, thankful for the abundance of targets...
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Posted 17 February 2001 - 07:20 PM
The evil twin respawns, of course.
Several seconds later, the true lizard is sniped, a bullet shaving the head clean off.
The lizard respawns, and is not pleased.
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Several seconds later, the true lizard is sniped, a bullet shaving the head clean off.
The lizard respawns, and is not pleased.
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Posted 17 February 2001 - 08:19 PM
The evil lizard, being truely evil, recurses.
Soon there are thirty of him, and he breaks the recursion.
The evil lizard(s), being of one mind, go after the normal lizard with...
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Soon there are thirty of him, and he breaks the recursion.
The evil lizard(s), being of one mind, go after the normal lizard with...
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Posted 19 February 2001 - 11:25 AM
...a sniper rifle. Unfortunately, they have been drinking, so in the next 2 hours they shoot at everything except for each other.
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join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
