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But the grub was poisoned, and the Lizard wished that he wasn't immortal. He tries to take medicine, but takes the wrong box. The entire Farlax cluster is taken out by a Fart the size of the Big Bang. The rest of the universe doesn't notice, however, so...
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
Hehe
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Posted 19 January 2001 - 04:09 AM
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 19 January 2001 - 11:08 AM
the Lizard utters a BLAT of "NSBNrjvbm rgnuo;hmsucvpbHPSMVbvwrgp".
So, the Uzbekistani Government responds by...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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So, the Uzbekistani Government responds by...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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Posted 20 January 2001 - 11:44 AM
the defecation works, the Lizard's BLAT is jammed, his plans are ruined.
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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Posted 20 January 2001 - 12:35 PM
George W. Bush becomes the president of the United States. He makes it his first priority to hunt down and kill the lizard, for making so much trouble. The way he plans to accomplish this is...
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me
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Posted 20 January 2001 - 11:47 PM
Note to Self: STAY CURRENT!
...send the 3 Ghosts used by the Confedirates to kill Acktures Mensk's father (yes, I got the StarCraft Battle Chest for Christmas). For a distraction he sends in Bagen (if you don't know who he is, play Super Godzilla). But first, a Dark Archon Mind-Controls the lizzard, putting him in a shuttle headed for Aiur, the Protoss homeworld.
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"For I am the Queen of Blades!"
-Infested Kerrigan
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"I say, Number One, my end is diving...What the hell is your end doing?"
-K-Boat Commander
...send the 3 Ghosts used by the Confedirates to kill Acktures Mensk's father (yes, I got the StarCraft Battle Chest for Christmas). For a distraction he sends in Bagen (if you don't know who he is, play Super Godzilla). But first, a Dark Archon Mind-Controls the lizzard, putting him in a shuttle headed for Aiur, the Protoss homeworld.
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"For I am the Queen of Blades!"
-Infested Kerrigan
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"I say, Number One, my end is diving...What the hell is your end doing?"
-K-Boat Commander
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Posted 21 January 2001 - 09:22 AM
George W Bush, who was killed by the lizard 2 pages ago, remembers that he is dead in this thread and disapears.
Meanwhile, the lizard works to destroy the Uzbekistani government's sheild of fecal matter.
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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Meanwhile, the lizard works to destroy the Uzbekistani government's sheild of fecal matter.
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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Posted 21 January 2001 - 10:40 AM
But, as he utters yet another almighty BLAATT, the shield of unspeakable material comes falling down on him...
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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.
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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.
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Posted 21 January 2001 - 09:51 PM
The lizard runs like hell.
Caveman Og does stuff.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Caveman Og does stuff.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 22 January 2001 - 07:31 AM
The Dark Archon spontanously combusts. Caveman Og runs like hell, cause he sees another one of the critters floating towards him.
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 22 January 2001 - 03:37 PM
The lizard and Caveman Og run right into each other.
The lizard snipes Og, but Og manages to club the lizard. Both respawn, telefragging the archon.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
The lizard snipes Og, but Og manages to club the lizard. Both respawn, telefragging the archon.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 22 January 2001 - 08:06 PM
But Og is attacked by a band of intelligent Emus, who gun him down.
Og is then banished to the asphalt pit, were he mates with Andrew M, producing...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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Og is then banished to the asphalt pit, were he mates with Andrew M, producing...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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Posted 22 January 2001 - 11:10 PM
...nothing, as they are both male.
[***Clubs OF over the head repeatedly with a Human Carrier for even suggesting this.]
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[***Clubs OF over the head repeatedly with a Human Carrier for even suggesting this.]
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 02:25 AM
However, Og discovers his feminine side and he and Andrew M. form a happy relationship and eventually become life partners.
The Lizard snipes them both at the wedding.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
The Lizard snipes them both at the wedding.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 03:09 AM
Caveman Og respawns, and promptly clubs OF over the head for writing something like that.
The lizard is telefragged by the asphalt pit.
Somewhere, a PC self-destructs, taking half a city with it. Upon hearing of the self-desctruction of the PC and the damage it caused, Steve Jobs sends an email to what is left of microsoft and Compaq, Dell, and Hewlett Packard, simply stating, "Dammit! I told you those things were unstable!"
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
The lizard is telefragged by the asphalt pit.
Somewhere, a PC self-destructs, taking half a city with it. Upon hearing of the self-desctruction of the PC and the damage it caused, Steve Jobs sends an email to what is left of microsoft and Compaq, Dell, and Hewlett Packard, simply stating, "Dammit! I told you those things were unstable!"
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 04:04 AM
The Dark Archon respawns, telefragging the Tar pit. It mind controls the Tar pit Og, who then lays waste to NASA to prevent the Terrans from ever achieving superlight travel. He then snipes me, for ever making such a lame post. I respawn...
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 04:54 PM
The Lizard, a proud PC user, kills Steve Jobs for insulting PCs.
Becasue the pit is no more, the ones who were there escape. This means Og, Mecha Strom Thurmond, the banned lawyers/politicans, the philiospher impersonators, the Secretary of Transportation, and the Star Trek guys now walk the face of the earth again...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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Becasue the pit is no more, the ones who were there escape. This means Og, Mecha Strom Thurmond, the banned lawyers/politicans, the philiospher impersonators, the Secretary of Transportation, and the Star Trek guys now walk the face of the earth again...
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 07:40 PM
Darkk takes the secret nuker shotgun from U4e and frags the lizard and OF for the PC using thing.
Darkk then uses the shotgun to destroy Intel.
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
Darkk then uses the shotgun to destroy Intel.
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 08:04 PM
Unfortunately, MS now owns bungie, and sends the marathon marine after Darkk with Two Wastems and a Spanker. The marine waits in ambush at Intel HQ.
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 09:10 PM
However, the marine is railed by a Quake 2 player with the nick "Flying Moron." The player notes that, on his screen, the marine had been only 1 pixel tall and 1 pixel wide.
Og finds another F4, loads it with nukes, napalm, and cannon rounds, refuels it, and goes on a rampage. Several grubs chuckle, and a mastadon dies of a heart attack.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Og finds another F4, loads it with nukes, napalm, and cannon rounds, refuels it, and goes on a rampage. Several grubs chuckle, and a mastadon dies of a heart attack.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 10:54 PM
Little did the quake dude realise that the Marathon marine is immortal, he had been slaying in netgames while the Quake dude was some id software programmer-to-be's fleeting daydream. He quickly lays the young wipper-snapper down with two blasts from his wastems, spins them around to reload, and awaits Darkk...
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 11:15 PM
Darkk, however, hacks the Jjaro chips in the Marathon dude's skull, and sends him to do something rude (killing isn't as funny) to Gates.
Durandal finds this amusing and decides to stick around and watch.
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Durandal finds this amusing and decides to stick around and watch.
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Posted 24 January 2001 - 02:14 AM
I wonder why I haven't died yet...
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 24 January 2001 - 08:34 AM
the Lizard respawns and kills Talon.
Meanwhile, the Republican Congress, upset with all this respawning, passes the Strict Play act, which forbids respawning. Once you're dead, you're dead.
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
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Meanwhile, the Republican Congress, upset with all this respawning, passes the Strict Play act, which forbids respawning. Once you're dead, you're dead.
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"We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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