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But instead of dying, the Gecko's DNA merges with that of Hillary! Now the creature is part Hillary, part Newt Gingricht, and part Gecko! With his new power, he resurects Mecha Strom Thurmond.
The Lizard must do something! These characters have lived too long in this thread!
Taking out his rifle, the Lizard shoots the Republican/Democrat Gecko. No effect! The monster is invincible!
As the Lizard concentrated on Newt/Hillary/Gecko, Mecha Strom Thurmond tore him to shreads with a blast of his hate-based energy wave.
Something had to be done.
Suddently, all the characters the Lizard has killed off earlier in the thread come back!
The Secretary of Transportation, Andrew M, the driver in the desert, and the Canadian 747 pilot take on Mecha Strom Thurmond. Meanwhile, the rest, led by the Lawyers and the Philosopher Impersonators, took on Gingritch/Clinton/Gecko.
Sounds of angry mobs, anti-gay missiles tearing 12 year olds to shreads, and other disturbing things filled the air. When the smoke cleared...
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Posted 06 January 2001 - 01:41 AM
a small crater was revealed. Inside this crater lay the remains of all that had been doing battle.
The sentient road gets board, roams over to the crater, and fills it with asphalt, which quickly hardens. The road then bakes it with its plasma wave at 560 degrees for fifteen minutes, stirring halfway through.
The lizard respawns on a warm rock a little ways away. It doesn't have its robar, but that's ok, because the rock is warm and lizards like warm rocks. The lizard curls up and starts to fall asleep, not having done so in pages.
Far, far away, Florida demands a recount on being submerged by water. No one cares, and all the surviving Floridians are thrown into a Republican pit, where they all die slow, agonizing deaths by ineptitude, pollution, and taking advantage of each other's being in the pit.
Two strange asteroids pass through the system, colliding and exploding. The world rejoices, as the world seems to rejoice at any little thing nowadays.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
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The sentient road gets board, roams over to the crater, and fills it with asphalt, which quickly hardens. The road then bakes it with its plasma wave at 560 degrees for fifteen minutes, stirring halfway through.
The lizard respawns on a warm rock a little ways away. It doesn't have its robar, but that's ok, because the rock is warm and lizards like warm rocks. The lizard curls up and starts to fall asleep, not having done so in pages.
Far, far away, Florida demands a recount on being submerged by water. No one cares, and all the surviving Floridians are thrown into a Republican pit, where they all die slow, agonizing deaths by ineptitude, pollution, and taking advantage of each other's being in the pit.
Two strange asteroids pass through the system, colliding and exploding. The world rejoices, as the world seems to rejoice at any little thing nowadays.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Andrew the Cheese Tile comes out of hiding. With the Lizard out of power for now, the country has returned to anarcy and the upper class is struggling for power.
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He sees his chance. He must impress the people somehow. He chooses to...
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Posted 06 January 2001 - 12:09 PM
...make television commercials for Andrew Brand Cheese Tiles™! Unfortunatly, he has no money and the producer eats him.
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Yes, I hate Cantharans. Does the trophy on the wall make it too obvious?
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Yes, I hate Cantharans. Does the trophy on the wall make it too obvious?
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Posted 06 January 2001 - 12:45 PM
Unfortunately, not even the road, in its great intelligence can comprehend the entire Marathon plot, so the world doesn't know whether to rejoice or not.
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"I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system."
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Faris eck Vaenar Maletena-Wizr, Trey'ish of the Ishiman reestablishment comittee.
"I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system."
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Posted 06 January 2001 - 05:39 PM
Seropian has a summary of the entire Marathon plot, and reads it to Hek Met, causing him to go perminatly insane. Seropian threatans to do the same to humanity with his LOUDSPEAKER OF POWER, and the world cowers before him. A band of foolhardy adventurers set out to destroy the speaker. They include...
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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Posted 06 January 2001 - 06:25 PM
Jimmy Hendrix, a pfhor fighter, a bob (pistol), Arnold the muskrat, and... Sobe, the lizard.
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"Think of this as a partnership," Gates said. "Like the ones and zeroes of the binary code itself, we must all work together to make the promise of the computer revolution a reality. As the world's richest, most powerful software company, Microsoft is number one. And you, the millions of consumers who use our products, are the zeroes."
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"Think of this as a partnership," Gates said. "Like the ones and zeroes of the binary code itself, we must all work together to make the promise of the computer revolution a reality. As the world's richest, most powerful software company, Microsoft is number one. And you, the millions of consumers who use our products, are the zeroes."
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Along the way, the lizard (I can't bring myself to use the name) snipes f_a_t_m, finally removing it from the boards. Seropin promises to run the world fairly in gratitude, and sends the loadspeaker into space. The dread WEBMASTER, however, retrieves it, and the quest must continue to insure that menace is really eliminated.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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*A ripple of reality appears, and the marathon plot and all included mysteriously vanish.*
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Seropian respawns the Marathon plot, and goes off into space forever to write Marathon 4, in which all will be explained. He won't be back for a long time, but Earth is now leaderless.
Andrew arrives in Indonesia, only to discover the artifact is called BOB because it IS a B.O.B., a fusion variety to be precise. As cheese tiles aren't set as friend or foe, it ignores Andrew for now.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
Andrew arrives in Indonesia, only to discover the artifact is called BOB because it IS a B.O.B., a fusion variety to be precise. As cheese tiles aren't set as friend or foe, it ignores Andrew for now.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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Posted 07 January 2001 - 04:44 AM
...but even as Seropian works on Marathon 4, his company is mysteriously claimed by Microsoft, who suddenly set every BOB in the world to attack everyone. Andrew the cheese tile ducks for cover as a barrage of fusion bolts head his way. Meanwhile, a TCTF agent named Konoko suddenly appears in the thread...
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Second in command of the Escort Starbeam.
"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist
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"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist
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Konoko is quickly shot down by the Lizard, who has awoken and found his sniper rifle.
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Jc Denton spots the outdated B.O.B'S from marathon, and whacks one with a crowbar. He picks up it's fusion pistol and...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 07 January 2001 - 01:13 PM
...and is promptly shot to pieces by a not-so-outdated Battleroid. After a barrage of .75 caliber rounds, all that's left is a red cloud. The battleroid promptly blasts the lizard with a SPNKR, and moves on to kill stuff.
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"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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SPNKR...is that short for 'spanker'? 
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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[ask Bungie]
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"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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They reply to mine...
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"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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The lizard respawns at a lizard respawn point, and runs after the battleroid, eager to get revenge. Meanwhile, JC Denton sits staring at the fusion pistol, confused by it's manual's reference to it using 5.88 Terrawatts of energy. He finally pulls the trigger, but it happens to be the one to overload it. After it overloads completely and wipes out JC Denton and everything else with 20 metres in a single fusion explosion, he respawns at a JC Denton respawn point and vows to stick to weaponry used in Deus Ex. He pulls a GEP gun from it's holster and runs after the battleroid. Meanwhile, in another universe, 8 Lightnings contemplates what other mismatched characters to bring into the universe. He finally comes up with one. Suddenly a hole appears in the sky over the road, and the Highwind from Final Fantasy 7 comes flying in. However, Cait Sith falls out of the side of the Highwind and lands on the road. The road is very annoyed and wipes him out in a single plasma flare. Meanwhile, the rest of the characters go after Sephiroth, who they believe has morphed into the lizard.
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Second in command of the Escort Starbeam.
"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist
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Second in command of the Escort Starbeam.
"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist
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The primative GEP gun is no match for the Battleroid's advanced cybernetics, enabling it to dodge the poorly-guided rockets at will. It promptly shoots JC with fletchets, and his internal organs soon decorate the desert. JC respawns and pulls the sniper rifle, determined to kill his foe the EASY way...
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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And is sniped by the Lizard. The lizard then hunts down the Battleroid and snipes him too. the lizard then takes a vacation to Fiji. It's nice there.
Several tumbleweeds blow across the screen. Meanwhile, the road is becoming irritated with the troop of Mexican whooping Llamas that have taken up shop in a nearby taco bell.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
Several tumbleweeds blow across the screen. Meanwhile, the road is becoming irritated with the troop of Mexican whooping Llamas that have taken up shop in a nearby taco bell.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
