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And frags her too.
The chickens begin to grow restless...
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...and begin forming plans to take over the world. The thread decides to be like an action movie, so the United Nations hires the lizard to stop their evil plans by any means necessary. The lizard decides to...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Snipe the head of the UN for thinking he could hire a lizard for only $2 (US) a day. Silly UN leader.
The chickens, not having much in the way of cognative ability (as chickens don't), run around like a human with his head shot off.
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The chickens, not having much in the way of cognative ability (as chickens don't), run around like a human with his head shot off.
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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and the lizards kill them too.
Meanwhile, amoung the dead chickens, Bill runs along. Bill is determined to not become a character who appears for one post and then gets sniped by the lizards.
But, Bill dosn't have a last name, which makes him an expendable character.
So, bill looks amoug the dead chickens for a last name...
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Meanwhile, amoung the dead chickens, Bill runs along. Bill is determined to not become a character who appears for one post and then gets sniped by the lizards.
But, Bill dosn't have a last name, which makes him an expendable character.
So, bill looks amoug the dead chickens for a last name...
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And trips on a dead chicken. So distracted in his search that he missed the ground.
Bill realizes he has discovered the secret of flight, when...
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Bill realizes he has discovered the secret of flight, when...
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...Hek Met snipes him with a mercury bow.
Hek Met heads towards Florida to steal the space shuttle so he can reach the no-confused escorts of the now-destroyed gateship. Along the way, he meets George W Bush and **** Chaney, and kills them with a mortar shell to aid in his takover of Earth by disrupting the transfer of power in its largest nation. As he nears Cape Canaveral Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Liddy Dole...
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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 12-30-2000).]
Hek Met heads towards Florida to steal the space shuttle so he can reach the no-confused escorts of the now-destroyed gateship. Along the way, he meets George W Bush and **** Chaney, and kills them with a mortar shell to aid in his takover of Earth by disrupting the transfer of power in its largest nation. As he nears Cape Canaveral Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Liddy Dole...
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Your cargo or your life!!!
[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 12-30-2000).]
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Upon seeing the three former and possible first ladies in person, he turns to stone, emitting a final groan:
"AIEE!! The Gorgon sisters!!"
he becomes an evil statue with powers that rival those of the Obsidian Monolith. They prepare to go to all out war by raising an army of...
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"AIEE!! The Gorgon sisters!!"
he becomes an evil statue with powers that rival those of the Obsidian Monolith. They prepare to go to all out war by raising an army of...
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...evil emporer Zurg's! (Buzz lightyears arch-enemy) Equipped with real ion blasters that really work!
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"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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The fight breaks the stone covering on Met, and he kills all the toys with a SPNKR and a photopulse rifle. He resumes his trip to Florida. As Bush is dead, Strom Thurman is sworn is as President. He...
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Your cargo or your life!!!
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Your cargo or your life!!!
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Strom Thurmond bans homosexuality, non-christian religions, and most books.
He then becomes sniping lizard fodder like the others.
The Lizard takes over the government and declares himself Philosopher-King. He then...
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He then becomes sniping lizard fodder like the others.
The Lizard takes over the government and declares himself Philosopher-King. He then...
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Quote
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Strom Thurmond bans homosexuality, non-christian religions, and most books.
He then becomes sniping lizard fodder like the others.
The Lizard takes over the government and declares himself Philosopher-King. He then...
Strom Thurmond bans homosexuality, non-christian religions, and most books.
He then becomes sniping lizard fodder like the others.
The Lizard takes over the government and declares himself Philosopher-King. He then...
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...when they start falling dead. The other lizard was hunting them down!
A few imitators escape into the DC Sewer System, were they start making all kinds of evil plots...
...after a few months, they emerge, confident that they will take control with their new, top-secret weapon, Mecha Strom Thurmond...
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...after a few months, they emerge, confident that they will take control with their new, top-secret weapon, Mecha Strom Thurmond...
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...who runs smack into Giant Rubbery Monster, created by the Evil Black Piller to destroy Hoboken. They fight, but mecha Strom Thurman is running on Windows 95 (the imitators were very stupid), and crashes. The Monster trashes it with its Big Flame Attack, but the coal-burning powerplant in Strom goes haywire and explodes, taking both out.
Meanwhile, the remaining imitators had taken a van South from DC, and encounter Hek Met on the road to Florida. Hek Met eats them, while having a philisophical argument with them. After finishing, he blows away a traffic jam with an antimatter pulse type 2, and continues on his way to go steal the space shuttle so he can signal the fleet to invade.
Along the way...
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Your cargo or your life!!!
Meanwhile, the remaining imitators had taken a van South from DC, and encounter Hek Met on the road to Florida. Hek Met eats them, while having a philisophical argument with them. After finishing, he blows away a traffic jam with an antimatter pulse type 2, and continues on his way to go steal the space shuttle so he can signal the fleet to invade.
Along the way...
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Your cargo or your life!!!
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...he stops at Joe's. When he came to Earth, he saw the smoke trails the lizard had made, and decided to try it. He later decided that the burgers at Joe's weren't too great, but the waiters tasted excellent.
The lizard, in his first judgement as philosopher-king, bans lawyers and politicians. The people throw a celebration in his honor, called Lizard Day. The celebrations include...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
The lizard, in his first judgement as philosopher-king, bans lawyers and politicians. The people throw a celebration in his honor, called Lizard Day. The celebrations include...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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...drunken dancing in the streets of DC and many pee parties.
Suddenly, the ground splits open! Mecha Strom Thurmond emerges again!
The Lawyers had resurected him to get revenge!
He is quickly attacked by the US Armed Forces, but Mecha Strom Thurmond destroys the military with his Anti-Gay rockets.
His army being slaughtered, the Lizard has only once choice...
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Suddenly, the ground splits open! Mecha Strom Thurmond emerges again!
The Lawyers had resurected him to get revenge!
He is quickly attacked by the US Armed Forces, but Mecha Strom Thurmond destroys the military with his Anti-Gay rockets.
His army being slaughtered, the Lizard has only once choice...
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...before the Lizard can make it, a kid stands in front of Mecha-Strom-Thurman with a baseball cap on backwards. Strom's head explodes [based on the precident of Mecha-Godzilla, this means it's over], showering the area with stupid and prejudace. The EPA bickers about what to do, so the Lizard has them sniped and pays Hek Met's bodyguards to drink it (grunt Cantharans have both in spades already).
Hek Met takes the space shuttle as payment, and heads up to space, where the the Evil Black Piller has put a new gateship, because it's bored and wants to see the Cantharans oppress humanity. Hek Met...
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Hek Met takes the space shuttle as payment, and heads up to space, where the the Evil Black Piller has put a new gateship, because it's bored and wants to see the Cantharans oppress humanity. Hek Met...
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Your cargo or your life!!!
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...burns up, as all objects that reenter do.
Meanwhile, the lawyers and politicans squabble over what to do now that Mecha Strom Thurmond is gone.
But, they had been alive in this topic too long, and it was obvious what was comming. The Lizard soon finished them all off, bringing peace to the world.
But suddenly...
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Meanwhile, the lawyers and politicans squabble over what to do now that Mecha Strom Thurmond is gone.
But, they had been alive in this topic too long, and it was obvious what was comming. The Lizard soon finished them all off, bringing peace to the world.
But suddenly...
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Hek Met respawned, now rather angry. He takes a fullerine railgun and heads to Russia to find a working rocket. He eats so many people on the plane across the Atlantic that he ends op flying it and crash-landing in former Yugoslavia. He emerges from the wreckage clutching the rifle and heads...
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into the bathroom to try again. Only he stops and reads the instructions, this time.
Unfortunately, they're the wrong instructions, and he ends up vaporizing himself and the surrounding six hundred square meters.
The Yugoslavians rejoice. The lizard smiles...but his smile drops when he spots a true threat to his reign: The Gecko from the Geiko commercials!
Both reptiles go for their weapons...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
Unfortunately, they're the wrong instructions, and he ends up vaporizing himself and the surrounding six hundred square meters.
The Yugoslavians rejoice. The lizard smiles...but his smile drops when he spots a true threat to his reign: The Gecko from the Geiko commercials!
Both reptiles go for their weapons...
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"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Samuel Clemons
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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And the lizard executes a highly difficult diving roll, evading the Gecko's shot, then sniping the offensive reptile like the offensive reptile he is. The lizard kicks back with a lager when...
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While the Gecko is dazed, the Lizard blows his ****ing head off. Then he uses the rest of his ammo on the Chinese.
Suddenly, the Lizard hears a noise behind him. He looks back, and sees a large shoe comming down. The Lizard gets squashed, and proceedes to die.
Meanwhile, the US is without a leader, and the Upper Class fight amoung themselves for power. In the end, the winner is...
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Suddenly, the Lizard hears a noise behind him. He looks back, and sees a large shoe comming down. The Lizard gets squashed, and proceedes to die.
Meanwhile, the US is without a leader, and the Upper Class fight amoung themselves for power. In the end, the winner is...
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