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Sixty chickens at a bird farm to line dance for six hours straight to contemporary country music, which comes from thin air.
The lizards are near enough to this event to take notice, and turn their respective attentions to the chickens, who have settled down...and so make sitting ducks. The chickens, surprised to be both sitting and another species of bird, begin flying in every direction, including one chicken that flies straight down.
The lizards react by...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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#452
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 07:00 AM
...by using their miraculously unnoticed SAM launchers (4 rockets a cell, 22 cells) to turn the Air into a melee of squawking chickens, flying shrapnel, and chickens so badly done up tat they thoroughly deserve the label: Extra Crispy. The lizards satisfy their hunger, and then...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 10:44 AM
...the lizards start to brew their own beer and sell it.
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 12:37 PM
and one of the lizards hunted down and killed the presidents and CEOs of all the majot beer companies...and then he sold their children into slavery.
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 12:43 PM
The children didn't notice, and so were unaffected by it.
Then the Lizards were taken into custody by the police, but they didn't mind. Only when they were taken to their cell, which they had to share with an Iguana called "Big Bubba" did the lizards mind. However, the police had somehow missed their Robars, and...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 12-21-2000).]
Then the Lizards were taken into custody by the police, but they didn't mind. Only when they were taken to their cell, which they had to share with an Iguana called "Big Bubba" did the lizards mind. However, the police had somehow missed their Robars, and...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 12-21-2000).]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 05:19 PM
The police met quick deaths at the hands of the lizards.
As they escaped, Big Bubba said...
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As they escaped, Big Bubba said...
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 10:19 PM
and the lizards stayed and became Bubba's loyal students/followers as they listened to his words of wisdom...
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Posted 22 December 2000 - 12:36 AM
...and eventually wrote a book about his teachings. One of the top ten quotes in their book was...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 22 December 2000 - 04:11 AM
"Buurrrrrp!" And so spaketh the great and wise...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 22 December 2000 - 04:15 AM
the second was "Whose socks are these?"
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Your Horoscope for Today (Wierd Al):
Gemini
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
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Your Horoscope for Today (Wierd Al):
Gemini
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
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Posted 22 December 2000 - 10:59 AM
The third was "he who knows not of the foot knows not of the sock"
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Posted 23 December 2000 - 02:26 PM
The lizards didn't go to the carnival because of the carnival, however. That would be far too immature for a pair of completely identical sniper lizards. Instead, they took up positions on top of the bungee jump tower. Ironically, the first person shot was the head of Bungee Software...you know, the one who sold out to Microsoft? Yeah, that guy.
Some of the patrons noticed, and they ran screaming, but were shot down one-by-one.
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
Some of the patrons noticed, and they ran screaming, but were shot down one-by-one.
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 23 December 2000 - 05:53 PM
Alexander Seropin (the Bungie head) returns to life in a blaze of red light, and a wave motion cannon appears in his hand. "I am Achiles.." and so on he screams for several minutes -- something about reincarnation and hero and all. He then toasts everything in a 50-mile radius with the wave motion cannon. He then toasts Bill Gates, who was standing 50.00000000000000000000000000001 miles away.
The origional lizard respawns in the median of the road holding a scram cannon (from Oni) and ...
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
*Error: unable to determine if target exists or not*
*Error: target cannot be hit*
The origional lizard respawns in the median of the road holding a scram cannon (from Oni) and ...
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
*Error: unable to determine if target exists or not*
*Error: target cannot be hit*
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Posted 24 December 2000 - 11:15 PM
Discards the cannon for his trusty old Robar.
A tumbleweed blows across the screen....
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Taking a seat at a table, takes out a small, handheld device. Seconds later, a substance called "Toothpaste" has a ping
reply of just over 180 hours, "That ought to teach the guy from naming bars...."
--Idiot_box, page one of The Hypergate Bar thread, EVN Webboard.
A tumbleweed blows across the screen....
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Taking a seat at a table, takes out a small, handheld device. Seconds later, a substance called "Toothpaste" has a ping
reply of just over 180 hours, "That ought to teach the guy from naming bars...."
--Idiot_box, page one of The Hypergate Bar thread, EVN Webboard.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 25 December 2000 - 02:05 AM
...and the lizard uses it as target practice. The tumbleweed gets pissed off and...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 27 December 2000 - 09:36 AM
Tumbleweed from far and wide appear seemingly out of nowhere and swarm the lizards...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 28 December 2000 - 01:37 AM
The tumbleweed are followed by a several dozen pairs of cowboys who were going to have shoot-outs at high noon, but couldn't because regulations require at least one tumbleweed per duel scene.
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Then, tumbleweed blows across the screen again...
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Posted 28 December 2000 - 06:39 PM
The gravity shift produced by the tumbleweeds causes the Canthran Gateship, prepairing to bring in an invasion force, to slam into the ground, wiping out all life (except the Road and Piller) for a few hundred miles.
The lizard respawns to see a rather discombobulated Hek Met and bodyguard striding his way, having respawned themselves. The lizard...
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
Your cargo or your life!!!
The lizard respawns to see a rather discombobulated Hek Met and bodyguard striding his way, having respawned themselves. The lizard...
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
Your cargo or your life!!!
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Posted 29 December 2000 - 03:04 AM
watches as the tumbleweeds argue with their agents on cellular phones, and the Cowboys take shots at Mek Het. Mek Het gibs the Cowboys with his quake3 railgun.
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
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Posted 29 December 2000 - 09:14 AM
(frags! not gibs!)
Hek Met then espies a fair maiden...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
Hek Met then espies a fair maiden...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
