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In which the leave finds me! Drinking down tea by the gallons. I look over at him and get angry fot some reason or another (i cant remember why) and drown him with my foam!
foamfoamfoam(kevlar coated leave) gurgle gurgle gurg...
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
I aint normal!!!
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Posted 16 December 2000 - 04:45 PM
The Evil Black Pillar decides to make it's first kill. It destroys both the maple leaf and foaming_at_the_mouth for all time. Unfortunately, it's choice of a target was a poor one for an EVIL Black Pillar, and it is immediately given tons of awards from various governments around the globe, and Evil Black Pillar day is started...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 16 December 2000 - 07:18 PM
...socks...
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Your Horoscope for Today (Wierd Al):
Aries
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
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Your Horoscope for Today (Wierd Al):
Aries
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
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Posted 16 December 2000 - 08:22 PM
...woven together to make clothing. Sock hats are a necessity on Evil Black Pillar Day, but there are some optional garments, such as...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 17 December 2000 - 08:06 AM
...<Salrillian scrotal sack>... (or whatever they have)
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"You fragged me because I was aiming for your brain."
-Daemia
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"You fragged me because I was aiming for your brain."
-Daemia
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 17 December 2000 - 07:36 PM
The flack drones, which are trans-dimensional flak drones, have their own artificial intelligence, and proceed to subjugate all the normal flak drones in this universe as their slaves...
until they realise that this universe was recemtly destroyed, so nobody has had a chance to build flak drones yet. So they turn their gaze to a small strip of road near an abs
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until they realise that this universe was recemtly destroyed, so nobody has had a chance to build flak drones yet. So they turn their gaze to a small strip of road near an abs
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Posted 18 December 2000 - 11:13 PM
Suddenly...nothing happens. For the first time in the history of the thread/rope/whatever, nothing happens. Then the Lizard snipes the nothing, and things go back to normal...
except, the word "normal" and all definitions thereof do not apply to the thread/rope/whatever....
The Lizard cackles, the road pops, the Evil Black Pillar shreds a random building, and a hoard of pink-and-purple socks invade from the desert...strangely enough, each contains a lizard with a Robar. Barney the purple and green dinosaur giggles with fear...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
except, the word "normal" and all definitions thereof do not apply to the thread/rope/whatever....
The Lizard cackles, the road pops, the Evil Black Pillar shreds a random building, and a hoard of pink-and-purple socks invade from the desert...strangely enough, each contains a lizard with a Robar. Barney the purple and green dinosaur giggles with fear...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 19 December 2000 - 05:31 AM
...then...uhh...then......i forget...umm...nothing much happens...
...except...err....nothing...which...uhh...lets just leave it as nothing happens...
...i guess...
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Your Horoscope for Today (Wierd Al):
Gemini
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 12-19-2000).]
...except...err....nothing...which...uhh...lets just leave it as nothing happens...
...i guess...
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Your Horoscope for Today (Wierd Al):
Gemini
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 12-19-2000).]
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Posted 19 December 2000 - 04:51 PM
Then time starts over again...
Alnog time ago, in a galxy far far away...
A tumbleweed blows across the screen...
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
I aint normal!!!
Somone accidently sent me an email to stop spamming! Isnt that outragess!?!?!? And Put my karma back at 0 NOW!!!
That is all
Alnog time ago, in a galxy far far away...
A tumbleweed blows across the screen...
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I`ve been bit by a rabid dog!...(foamfoamfoamfoam)
I aint normal!!!
Somone accidently sent me an email to stop spamming! Isnt that outragess!?!?!? And Put my karma back at 0 NOW!!!
That is all
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Posted 19 December 2000 - 05:55 PM
But then, it doesn't start over again, because it decided to keep on going. It continues to point out the main points of Black Pillar Day, instead...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 19 December 2000 - 09:57 PM
I'm confused, is the galaxy starting over again or not. Is their a galaxy? Is the nonexistent galaxy, starting to exist it's nonexistence in the started over galaxy that, Ok, trying to figure it out is making me more confused.
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I'm not paranoid, I just have really good reflexes.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
[This message has been edited by Troben-Kyen (edited 12-19-2000).]
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I'm not paranoid, I just have really good reflexes.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
[This message has been edited by Troben-Kyen (edited 12-19-2000).]
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Posted 19 December 2000 - 11:55 PM
In another dimension, a gigantic mystical super-beetle is roused from his daydream by a sound... the entire universe as we know it dissapears in a groggy puff, rapidly fading into the memory of the Super Beetle. He ponders the meaning of this bizzare daydream, just as a hungry lizard holding a Robar whips out its toungue and gobbles up the beetle. The lizard returns to his spot on the warm rock by a long stretch of road and an obsidian monolith being inspected by silly, if highly evolved, hairless monkeys. The lizard takes aim...
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Posted 20 December 2000 - 06:55 AM
... for the huge keg of Pangalactic gargleblasters that has mysteriously appeared beside the monolith. Some of the hairless monkeys start to run...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 20 December 2000 - 04:42 PM
towards the keg.
"Hairless monkies and their alchohol," the lizard thinks, rolling his eyes. He decides to give the hairless monkies what they really want, and snipes every single one of them.
Finally, he begins taking shots at the keg. The second one destroys the keg in an enormous fireball, which makes the big, evil, black monolith smile in appreciation of the destruction. The road smirks, then carbonizes the hairless monkey bodies.
The lizard...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
"Hairless monkies and their alchohol," the lizard thinks, rolling his eyes. He decides to give the hairless monkies what they really want, and snipes every single one of them.
Finally, he begins taking shots at the keg. The second one destroys the keg in an enormous fireball, which makes the big, evil, black monolith smile in appreciation of the destruction. The road smirks, then carbonizes the hairless monkey bodies.
The lizard...
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 20 December 2000 - 10:16 PM
The Lizard is caught in a time warp. It travels 200 years into the future.
It sees the perfect target right in front if itself...
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Check out the EV:Nova Planetarion Alliance! #ev3 on irc.planetarion.com
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
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It sees the perfect target right in front if itself...
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Check out the EV:Nova Planetarion Alliance! #ev3 on irc.planetarion.com
[url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com"]DrippingChipmunk.com[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net"]DOWNWITHBUSH.NET[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/octoberfost"]OctoberDevelopment[/url]
htjyang ol-warone, bal-jajea ki'kaemel
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 04:05 AM
...The 2 dimensions are fused, which causes...
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
