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#401 Toothpaste

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 01:15 AM

The topic respawns at a Topic Respawn Point and it starts running around the web board complex at an inhuman pace, picking up literary weaponry and moderative armor. It sees other topics running around as well, and fires witty exchanges at them. Some of the topics are hit too severely and they become locked, then fade away. Others flee and try to regain their post-count by picking up med-posts. However, the Hehe topic finds the Keg o' Wit and thus continues to maintain the highest score in the "Ares Trash Talk" deathmatch level.

#402 Avatara

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 04:57 PM

The topic's enthusiastic mood dies away when it meets the Officer's Club Bar from the Ares Officer's Club which has almost double the number of posts as the hehe topic. The Hehe topic decides to get revenge by...

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#403 Joolzman5

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 07:07 PM

Taking 2 Salrilian Carriers and an Audemedon Carrier and blasting the Ares Officer's Club Bar with T-Space Bolt Rods, Trazers, Magno Pulses, A-Missiles, and thirty really good fighters.

Then the old cowboy leaps into action. "YEEEEEE-HAAAAA!!!" he says once more, and grabs some kind of blaster and completely obliterates what's left of the bar after the carriers have done their work.

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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

#404 Piemur1

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Posted 09 December 2000 - 03:29 PM

...but there is also another abomination...code named the "Budget Bar"...however with a mere forty-something posts, it is still a threat...this must also be destroyed...thinks the topic...and this is how...

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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173

#405 Talon Karrde

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 08:05 AM

...when suddenly, a full wing of 144 elejeetian cruisers hyper in and fry piemur1. They then crash into a huge lake of pangalactic gargleblasters and...

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"You fragged me because I was aiming for your brain."
-Daemia

conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#406 Troben-Kyen

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 11:38 AM

....get very, very drunk. They proceed to fly around the universe, swearing at every one they see.

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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

#407 Joolzman5

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 01:40 PM

They also get very rowdy. They end up destroying about half the universe, as well as obliterating all WebBoard topics other than this one. The Old Cowboy is called back in to bring them under control, and...

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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

#408 Piemur1

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 04:41 PM

...he screwed up...but he tries again...

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 12-10-2000).]

#409 Piemur1

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 04:42 PM

...he doesn't succeed...more forces are brought in to help...they dont succeed...finally...the cruisers run out of fuel and alcohol and they finally calm down...they are docile...or are they? <dum dum dum>...

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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 12-10-2000).]

#410 Avatara

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 06:46 PM

The cruisers turned out to be faking it, and continue their rampage. Suddenly, a new topic springs forth out of nowhere and all the cruisers die from heart attacks. The galaxy returns to peace.

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#411 Joolzman5

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Posted 11 December 2000 - 07:30 PM

Then, in come the Bazidanese Battleships. R-Plasma pulses fly everywhere, and even more of the now nonexistent universe is destroyed. Posted Image

And people ask... Now What?

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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

#412 Captain Pharris

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Posted 11 December 2000 - 07:57 PM

::Tumbleweed blows across the tremendous void once known as the universe, pushedd by a force that does not exist, observed by people who do not exist, across a universe that does not exist::

[This message has been edited by Captain Pharris (edited 12-11-2000).]

#413 Guest_GOD_*

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Posted 11 December 2000 - 08:06 PM

"Let there be Light"

and there was light

"Let there be Heavens and Earth"

and there was Heaven and Earth

"Let there be road"

And there was road

"let there be Lizard"

and there was Lizard

"Let there be Robar"

and there was a Robar

"Let there be tumbleweed"

and there was tumbleweed

"It is good."

and it was good.

and God, now tired from his exertions retired to a large cloud, and drifted lazily off past the limits of mortal comprehension.

#414 Joolzman5

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Posted 12 December 2000 - 07:44 PM

Ah, but you see, before that happened, there was a tiny little blob.... and that blob had gone "Bang." And that Bang was REALLY Big.

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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

#415 Guest_The Oracular Council_*

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Posted 12 December 2000 - 11:47 PM

But then everyone realized there was no god, and so everything went back to chaos.

#416 Piemur1

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Posted 13 December 2000 - 03:13 AM

and that really stank...i mean REALLY stank...hey whose socks are those?

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#417 Talon Karrde

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Posted 13 December 2000 - 03:59 AM

....mine....

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"You fragged me because I was aiming for your brain."
-Daemia

conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#418 Jade

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Posted 13 December 2000 - 05:51 PM

…But I sold them to the old guy who turned into a cowboy who is now dead because the entire universe incinerated so the socks no longer exist anymore so your imagining things.

#419 Joolzman5

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Posted 13 December 2000 - 07:03 PM

We weren't imagining things, eleven pages is a little long for one dream don't you think?

And, these socks are not only so stinky they also managed to destroy the universe yet again (yes I know it was already gone), they're indestructible. LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL SOCKS OF TALON KARDDE!!

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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

#420 Talon Karrde

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 07:22 AM

..and the holy socks walked off into the <non-existant> sunset..

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"You fragged me because I was aiming for your brain."
-Daemia

conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#421 Archdemon

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 02:29 PM

"more tumbleweed blows"

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#422 Joolzman5

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 05:00 PM

And all of a sudden the invasion of the Tumbleweeds begin! It turns out that "Tumbleweed" is actually a code-name for the elite Audemedon forces. Those tumbleweeds get pissed off at this topic for some reason, and invade! Then...

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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

#423 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 06:01 PM

...they all turn into mushrooms and sit still, having nice conversations. Meanwhile, the lizard comes back, on a mission to hunt down the socks and kill them...

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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"

#424 Toothpaste

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 10:05 PM

The Road, meanwhile, is busy focusing its god-like powers on the formation of an enormous pillar beside itself in the desert. The sand around the base of the pillar has melted, and the very air seems to ripple and dance. The irregular top of this pillar glows white; it gradually shifts and seethes, exuding billowing clouds of toxic gas and smoke, and it grows taller by the hour. All the plant and animal life in the vicinity vaporizes. The pillar is enshrouded in a swirling cloud of smoke. Finally, it all stops. The smoke clears away to reveal a black, obsidian-like surface, but it has an evil quality to it. The Road emits a satisfying popping sound and passes into a deep sleep, exhausted by the exertion of so much power in so short a time.

The Evil Black Pillar flexes its newfound powers, and casts its awareness about itself.

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Pillar of Autumn
torn asunder, hot metal
flies every which way