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However, the Barney chunks are still maliciously evil, and so every one of the hobos ends up in the city morgue, poisoned to death.
About this time, Andy the Spork returns, only to find...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
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Posted 30 November 2000 - 07:54 PM
...that a Barney chunk was about to eat him. The Barney chunk ___________ and ate him...
P.S. Fill in the blank, and continue.
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
P.S. Fill in the blank, and continue.
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
And we're never gonna tour again.
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Posted 30 November 2000 - 08:11 PM
"that a Barney chunk was about to eat him. The Barney chunk __giggled__ and ate him..."
causing Andy to burrow through the chunk, killing the last living piece of Barney anywhere in the world. The world rejoiced...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
causing Andy to burrow through the chunk, killing the last living piece of Barney anywhere in the world. The world rejoiced...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 01 December 2000 - 04:28 PM
....Andy is proclaimed a hero, but is killed by the lizard. He is reincarnated and finds himself sitting alone in the desert surrounded by a pack of giggling Koalas. he realizes the impossibility of being alone in the desert, and at the same time being surrounded by a pack of giggling Koalas and promptly....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 01 December 2000 - 11:15 PM
...the koalas pop into nonexistance, causing...
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
*Error: unable to determine if target exists or not*
*Error: target cannot be hit*
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
*Error: unable to determine if target exists or not*
*Error: target cannot be hit*
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Posted 02 December 2000 - 11:30 PM
an implosion shockwave to level about six hundred square miles of desert. Andy respawns in another part of the desert.
A tumbleweed rolls across the desert, across the spot a road used to be...
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
--Douglas Adams
A tumbleweed rolls across the desert, across the spot a road used to be...
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
--Douglas Adams
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 04 December 2000 - 04:38 PM
All the readers get nostalgia remembering the good old times when the only characters were the road and the lizard.
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"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 01:14 AM
a wall that inexplicitly wasnt there a second ago which crashes down on the road which also wasnt there a second ago and gets angry...
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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173
[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 12-05-2000).]
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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173
[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 12-05-2000).]
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 04:19 AM
causing a run-on sentence, which proceeds to bash the old man over the head with a kangaroo weilding a Stinger missile launcher...
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--Douglas Adams
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 12-05-2000).]
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
--Douglas Adams
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 12-05-2000).]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 05:00 AM
the lizard wakes up on his rock and cant remember where he was earlier. he picks up his robar and shoots at some hazy figures floating above the road. they dont react. he approaches the road and sees that it is just a trick of the light, then he shoots at what seem to be road signs along side the road. the signs now say "Joe's 14 miles" instead of "Road Out 14 miles"...
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 05:10 AM
the road reads the now-holed sign (dont ask it how it can read, you really dont want to get close enough) and obliges it by making a vortex 14 miles away, and using its mastery of light trickery, makes an illusion of a "Joe's" restaurant next to a continuous road...a bus of happy people (which somehow survived catastrophe after catastrophe) drive along the road and the kids inside it say in a whiney voice "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..." and the mother says "Honey, look! a restaurant in 14 miles! We are so hungry, honey..." ...... so am i thinks the road...
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 11:53 AM
When he wakes up, he realizes that the preceding six posts or so were all in his imagination. He curls up next to his robar on the nice, warm, sunbaked rock, and thinks of how nice it would be to go into retirement.
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I say we let the topic go, now. It's had a long, long, long life, but it's dying. Let's show some respect for a great topic and let it die. Try to let it end soon, so we can have it archived for all of posterity to read...and read...and read....
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
--Douglas Adams
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I say we let the topic go, now. It's had a long, long, long life, but it's dying. Let's show some respect for a great topic and let it die. Try to let it end soon, so we can have it archived for all of posterity to read...and read...and read....
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
--Douglas Adams
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 05:22 PM
The topic rides off into the sun set.
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 06:50 PM
...with the pretty female topic it rescued from some kidnapper...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 11:12 PM
...that had strange dreams of trying to kill lizards with cheese graters and...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 December 2000 - 02:48 PM
Kangaroos with stingers and an odd kid who constantly foams at the mouth. This pretty much sums up the string, even though it took so many, many pages to get this far.
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 06 December 2000 - 05:45 PM
*sigh*
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 08 December 2000 - 01:14 AM
suddenly the old guy comes back in!!!!
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! NO WALLS CAN KILL ME!!! YEE-HAH!!!"
he's now an old old old COWBOY!!!!
"Nobody, I say I say I say NO ƒµ©KING PERSON IS GONNA TAKE MAH TOPIC AWAY!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! THIS TOPIC IS NOOOOOT DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME BIZNOTCH??"
he grabs the topic-reviving rifle from the lizard and shoots wildly at the topic, specifically page 10.
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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! NO WALLS CAN KILL ME!!! YEE-HAH!!!"
he's now an old old old COWBOY!!!!
"Nobody, I say I say I say NO ƒµ©KING PERSON IS GONNA TAKE MAH TOPIC AWAY!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! THIS TOPIC IS NOOOOOT DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME BIZNOTCH??"
he grabs the topic-reviving rifle from the lizard and shoots wildly at the topic, specifically page 10.
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--Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair
