Help
....Causing it to explode and kill the person who was eating it. Meanwhile, the lizard decides to....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 22 November 2000 - 10:59 AM
The lizard wanted excitement, so he went to a millatary base and....
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
And we're never gonna tour again.
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Posted 22 November 2000 - 11:13 PM
The lizard studies words and gets a college degree. He has a promising carrier as an author, but decides to keep his Robar and continues to shoot stuff.
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 22 November 2000 - 11:24 PM
Then he went to a military base, and began to wrek havoc...
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
And we're never gonna tour again.
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Posted 24 November 2000 - 05:51 PM
By destroying the top secret plans for the first....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 25 November 2000 - 09:08 PM
Or the Trans-Atlantic Cable 
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 03:06 PM
Now, now. It's only ten pages. You can call it huge when we get to twenty. But right now, on with the story!
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 04:25 PM
The lizard also destroys the plans for the bigest rope ever created, code named "hehe"
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 04:47 PM
And an evil person who just returned made everybody think: "bah"
Bah becomes a popular phrase with teenagers, much like "wazzup," but much more commonly used. The lizard comes up with a clever marketing scheme to make use of this, called...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
Bah becomes a popular phrase with teenagers, much like "wazzup," but much more commonly used. The lizard comes up with a clever marketing scheme to make use of this, called...
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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 08:46 PM
Barney, the green and purple mind-control agent, begins to massacre little children, using a popular, though horrid, television show to cover his crimes.
Fortunately...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
Fortunately...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 10:36 PM
a squad of turtles dressed as ninjas enter the scene, weilding cannons that fire flying kindergarteners.
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 08:03 PM
Barney massacres them all.
The National Gaurd is called out, and several thousand armed soldiers storm the television studio. Barney flees, and escapes to a skyscraper in New York, spitting flame and clutching a kindergardener in one hand. He begins to climb, while biplanes swarm around him...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 11-28-2000).]
The National Gaurd is called out, and several thousand armed soldiers storm the television studio. Barney flees, and escapes to a skyscraper in New York, spitting flame and clutching a kindergardener in one hand. He begins to climb, while biplanes swarm around him...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
[This message has been edited by Idiot_box (edited 11-28-2000).]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 29 November 2000 - 04:15 PM
....Barney farts and the biplanes explode....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 29 November 2000 - 11:12 PM
As he farts, someone stuck a match up his butt, and Barney exploded
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
And we're never gonna tour again.
