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..., a device which, when scraped against potatoes, peeled their skins of in little strips. Half of the kangaroos begin peeling potatoes like mad, while the other half begins picking up the strips of potato skin and tossing them at Bill Gates' army. Bill Gates decides to...
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 06:49 PM
bring two of the lawyers along, and ditches them in favor of...
*note* If this topic doesn't pick up soon, I'll consider the lot of ya' Microsoft lovers!
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*note* If this topic doesn't pick up soon, I'll consider the lot of ya' Microsoft lovers!
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 09:30 PM
...five rotten pumpkins. Unfortunately,...
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 10:26 PM
Shrapnel. In fact, those only looked like rotton pumpkins. In fact, they were flak drones! Then they....
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 11:43 PM
...strangely let off a horrible aroma...
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 12:42 AM
...which everybody realized was the sound they made before launching flak. But they were too late, and the pumpkins began launching purple flak everywhere. Bill Gates ran and hid under a...
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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 11:23 AM
...began violently unloading on him. After it was finished, a lizard with a robar ran out from under a rock nearby and ran from the stench, eventually hiding under another rock. Bill Gates had his lawyers sue the donkey, and then...
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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 01:00 PM
...to start milking the flak drones....
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Posted 19 November 2000 - 05:18 PM
...which upsets the flack drones horribly...
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 19 November 2000 - 07:03 PM
....causing them to become big hairy....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 19 November 2000 - 07:33 PM
...bottles of toothpaste. 
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 19 November 2000 - 09:13 PM
cavity-fighting concussion missiles, which beging firing at Bill Gates, causing...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 12:51 AM
him to fall into the metal lakes! They gain his wealth and stupidity and use all the money to buy...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 11-20-2000).]
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 02:46 AM
Chia pets! The galaxy promptly goes insane to the metal lakes' incessant singing of the horrible advertising catch-phrase.
Deciding to do something about it, the lizard, the kangaroos, and a spork named Andy...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
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Deciding to do something about it, the lizard, the kangaroos, and a spork named Andy...
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"I am diagonally parked in a paralell universe"
--Anonymous
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 08:47 AM
...and then the lizard took out his sniper rifle and killed the kangaroo and spork...
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
And we're never gonna tour again.
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 05:59 PM
....causing the entire universe to start singing "Where have all the flowers gone" and....
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 08:47 PM
..."I'm a lumberjack and I'm okayyyy!", causing the lakes to....
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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StarLance
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 09:38 PM
..sing the barney song in Portland, resulting in Russia launching all its' nukes at the US. The spork, still alive, then...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 21 November 2000 - 09:49 AM
...jumped into a nuke, killing it. It got reincarnated, and jumped into another nuke. He repeated this and finally jumped into...
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
And we're never gonna tour again.
