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....Which results in the destruction of, a tooth pick, a dairy cow, and many....
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Posted 28 October 2000 - 12:45 PM
...many...
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Posted 28 October 2000 - 02:58 PM
....many, many, many, many, many....
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Posted 28 October 2000 - 05:18 PM
...grains of sand. Which is bad for the environment, because many species depend on the sand, including, but not limited to...
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Posted 28 October 2000 - 08:55 PM
....Lizards with sniper rifles, and....
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Posted 29 October 2000 - 02:11 PM
gigantic sentient lakes of molten metal.
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The sand, however, begins to fight back. The sand forms a union and goes on strike. Now the world has no sand, except in some areas, where there is a lot of sand.
In the mean time, the Kangaroo and toothpaste hook up on their way to cuba, and now toothpaste has a stinger missile launcher, and the Kangaroo has the ability to foam at the mouth. With a glimmer of ultimate power in his eye, the Kangaroo leaps off to seek out the ants, sand, and martians, foaming all the while.
At the same time, the marine respawns again, but doesn't blow up the van this time. Instead, the marine goes off to find the most powerful weapon of all time...
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In the mean time, the Kangaroo and toothpaste hook up on their way to cuba, and now toothpaste has a stinger missile launcher, and the Kangaroo has the ability to foam at the mouth. With a glimmer of ultimate power in his eye, the Kangaroo leaps off to seek out the ants, sand, and martians, foaming all the while.
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Posted 29 October 2000 - 03:10 PM
...the vorpal spork! He steals a spaceship and heads to Mars, for legends say that is where it is.
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Posted 29 October 2000 - 06:34 PM
Presedent Clinton is breefed about all the sand going on strike.
"Without sand, there are no beaches," one of Bills advisers says "And without beaches there are no shark attacks, and without shark attacks there are no ways to capture swimmers for nerve gas tests without arousing public suspicion. What shall we do?"
Bill stands up and says purposefully, "We should....
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"Without sand, there are no beaches," one of Bills advisers says "And without beaches there are no shark attacks, and without shark attacks there are no ways to capture swimmers for nerve gas tests without arousing public suspicion. What shall we do?"
Bill stands up and says purposefully, "We should....
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Posted 30 October 2000 - 03:28 PM
But wait! Clinton, indeed, the entire human race, doesn't exist in this timeline (no less cappucino!)! However, once a paradox is started, it cannot be erased! With no cappucino, the very angry, stressed, twitching president and his aides all lurch for "the big red button"! Within moments of the button being pressed, a temporal inversion field centers in on the earth...
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Posted 30 October 2000 - 08:47 PM
...Causing the earth to survive for 4,000 years longer than planed. In the end however it is destroyed by the sun going nova.
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Yet, that comes later...much, much later. Before that happens, though...
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Toothpaste begins to feel good about himself. He falls into a state of blissful cogitation, thinking of apple pies, flatscreen monitors, and the sensation of crossing over cell bars, eating cheese off of paths, and especially of plunging his fists straight through a cinder-block wall and clasping his hands firmly around the ankles of innocent-looking passersby on the other side. *mental pause for dramatic effect* Toothpaste snaps out of it, and, on his way out the door, grabs his trusty...
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Robar. The Ares public quakes with laughter...or fear, no one's sure which.
Somehow, though the Lizard has escaped this topic. He has the Robar, and his last known location was Syria. The CIA has no idea why he's there or how he escaped his digital prison, but they are trying to track him down. It's not easy, though...Syria has an amazing number of lizards.
Luckily, the molten lake is still trying to devour the earth....
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Somehow, though the Lizard has escaped this topic. He has the Robar, and his last known location was Syria. The CIA has no idea why he's there or how he escaped his digital prison, but they are trying to track him down. It's not easy, though...Syria has an amazing number of lizards.
Luckily, the molten lake is still trying to devour the earth....
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...when it starts to choke on a....
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...complete toolset, including wrenches, hammers, and screwdrivers. The lake suddenly keels over and dies. Then it explodes, sending cows, pop cans, and fish tanks flying all over the place, covering a radius of...
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...cubed.
Speaking of cubes, it's around this time that icecubes begin to pelt the earth, for no particular reason.
Fortinately, along comes...
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the Goodies and with their solar lamp tied to a butterfly which is flying high in the sky they manage to melt all the ice in the world, causing horrendous floods. The lizard is caught up in the swirling water, and finds itself in the middle of...
*note: this post has a reference to a 70's british comedy show called The Goodies. If you haven't seen it you should nail youself to your front door and scream.
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it's all the ending and you're in hell.
*note: this post has a reference to a 70's british comedy show called The Goodies. If you haven't seen it you should nail youself to your front door and scream.
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You're off for a month and the entire site goes crazy...
A group for super-heros calling themselves <HUNTER WING> caputers the lizard and transports him to DigiWorld (where there is no chance of escape) and stop the Martian invasion of earth with thier GTA Hurclies heavy space fighters.
But there is a greater danger to earth still looming. His name is...
Barney.
(Let's deal with dumb, defnsive dinosaurs for a while...)
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A group for super-heros calling themselves <HUNTER WING> caputers the lizard and transports him to DigiWorld (where there is no chance of escape) and stop the Martian invasion of earth with thier GTA Hurclies heavy space fighters.
But there is a greater danger to earth still looming. His name is...
Barney.
(Let's deal with dumb, defnsive dinosaurs for a while...)
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"This litterbox ain't big enoungh for the both of us."
Gatomon
"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."
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