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The Officer's Club Bar

#176 Newt

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Posted 11 April 2000 - 08:41 AM

Whoa there Cicion! Misspelling my name? Try not to hurt my shattered ego too much there, eh?

So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)

#177 Commander Cicion

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Posted 11 April 2000 - 09:21 AM

*Just shakes his head to himself, and tosses Sarganatnus a Mad Mrelf. Washes some glasses. Suddenly a large number of Phylydion warships Omni in system.* Ah, there are the replacements for the ships we lost, plus a few extra.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#178 Guest_gai'Buht_*

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Posted 11 April 2000 - 04:45 PM

Since I participated in the battle and lost my whole fleet to the ex-Admiral Slug, could I have a few of those Gaitori Frigates?
Or a couple of Elejeetian Battlewagons would be nice. Posted Image

P.S. CICION : I only saw Slug using your name once.

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Don't give me what I asked for,
give me what I want.
-Gaitori Grand Admiral gao'Irthus,
during the fourth Gaitori-Obiard war.

#179 Guest_InasaPulse_*

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Posted 11 April 2000 - 05:53 PM

Gimme some batteries capitable with my "digestive" system but packs a powerful punch for some simulated excitement. y the way incase you havent guessed Im Audemadon. And if anyone tries to pop my bolts ill beat the organic crap outta them!!

#180 Sundered Angel

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Posted 11 April 2000 - 07:38 PM

**Sundered Angel shoots Sargantanus a long, enigmatic glance.**

Really? I suppose by switching the Temporal ShieldDrive with a Sal Reactor, you could do something like that...

Anyway, I'm working on a new model myself. Hope your headache passes.

**Finishes his drink and walks out the door.**

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#181 Commander Cicion

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Posted 12 April 2000 - 10:33 AM

He used it once before.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#182 Guest_Slug (angry)_*

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Posted 12 April 2000 - 05:36 PM

wao! dis barr iz ihn ä lohtt uv bizniss!

#183 Sundered Angel

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Posted 13 April 2000 - 06:12 AM

**Arrives back in the most commonly frequented spot in the Ares universe.**

Well all, I've decided it's time to flex my muscles. If there's any way I can help you, just ask. Head over to [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum3/HTML/000134.html"]this place[/url] and have a read.

**Sits back and begins to think of ways to abuse his angelic powers.**

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#184 Commander Cicion

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Posted 13 April 2000 - 01:43 PM

*Keeps his upper eye on Angel to make sure he doesn't make any funny moves. He knows he can trust him, though.*

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#185 Guest_InasaPulse_*

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Posted 13 April 2000 - 05:22 PM

Damnit! Where are my batteries I ordered? Oh! I get it! Discrimanation against Audemadons! Jees, how low. Just because we destroyed countless organic lives? How prejudice! How-... HEY! Who just poped one of my bolts!?!? When I find out who did that ill initiate a chronon blast down there throut!!!!!

#186 Slug

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Posted 13 April 2000 - 10:06 PM

AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT DANG PANGALACTIC GARGLEBLASTER Posted Image

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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.

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#187 Commander Cicion

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Posted 14 April 2000 - 09:22 AM

Those PGGB's are pretty weak, slug. Here, try a Mad Mrelf. And no, I don't discriminate against anybody, as long as they don't cause a ruckus. Here.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#188 Slug

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Posted 16 April 2000 - 01:12 PM

*takes a sip and spits it out*
BLAAGGHH!!! This junk is nothing compared to a Pangalactic Gargleblaster!!!

I just got promoted from 1st Science Officer to Wing Commander, so I'm celebrating.

-Commander Slug

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

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#189 Sundered Angel

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Posted 16 April 2000 - 07:33 PM

**Tosses Slug a space-battered metal crate off-handedly.**

I picked this up in the wreckage of a Sal Carrier. Can't say it tastes good, so you're welcome to it.

**Quaffs his Devil's Breath, spilling a lot. The floor fizzes.**

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#190 Slug

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Posted 16 April 2000 - 08:11 PM

Um, hate to burst your bubble, but that's a waste disposal unit. Posted Image

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

[image removed]

#191 8 Lightnings

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Posted 16 April 2000 - 10:57 PM

*8 Lightnings steps into the bar, pausing to gain detailed scans of each patron with his cybernetic implants.*

*The other 7 pilots sit at various tables except my wingman, who stands at the bar besides 8.*

I'll have electrically charged Fanta, please...

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*** 8 Lightnings - Point at Confed Frigate and hit 'F' to destroy ***

#192 Commander Cicion

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Posted 17 April 2000 - 02:41 PM

Coming up, 8L. Slug, you only reacted like that because the Mad Mrelf's too strong for you. *Tosses some liquid floor onto the spot that the D's B ate through, and it hardens into floor.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#193 Sundered Angel

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Posted 17 April 2000 - 07:46 PM

Ooops, wrong crate. Try the one outside. Another D's B, if you'd be so good Cicion.

**Looks mournfully at his empty glass.**

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#194 Slug

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Posted 17 April 2000 - 09:16 PM

I'll try some zerbillite juice please. Without spores or unstable asteroid particles if you can.

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

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#195 Commander Cicion

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Posted 18 April 2000 - 02:58 PM

*Makes the delicate mixture of Zerbilite Juice, and clunks it down on Slug's table, which promptly blows up.* Whoops. Let me try that again. *Mixes again, successfully. Puts a new table in place and gives Slug the juice. Tosses some D's B into Angel's cup, which is made of energy-reinforced durantium steel.* There you are, gentlemen. *Starts washing glasses.*

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#196 Commander Cicion

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Posted 18 April 2000 - 03:43 PM

Well, folks, I've decided to hand over direct control of the Phylydion Primary Armada to my top admiral for a while. The only ship I am in direct control of currently is the Phylydion Stellar Protector Ship known as the Radiant Flare. *A vessel the size of a carrack cruiser is orbiting the bar. It has a long, flat body which narrows slightly at the front, and in the rear is a large engine. A fin goes up and another goes down from where the engine is. The main gun is mounted on the ventral fin, and the two secondaries are on the top hull. There are several turrets on it, as well. Six missle tubes each are mounted fore and aft.* A small, sleek, very fast ship. Quite powerful for its size. It has a Series B Omnispace drive. Taken from an older design and modernized. (Both the Phylydia(flagship of the PPA) and the Radiant Flare are ships that I made out of legos.)

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#197 Slug

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Posted 18 April 2000 - 06:34 PM

Hah!
The ship I captained (before my demotion) was one of the most powerfull in the Salrilian Intersteller Navy.

6 Triple-Mounted Flourene Railgun turrets (very corrosive to ships hulls)
3 Matter Anti-Extrapolation Generators (disrupts everything conductive)
2 Photonic Cannons (Reduces complex molecular structures to their basic elements)
An Electro-Kineticity Beam Launcher (Renders all the atoms in the target suddenly positive, causing them all to repel each other violently)
And a partridge in a pear tree [never got to test that weapon out Posted Image

]

Yep, the S.C.S. Goth was a real beauty. I someday hope to captain her again.

-Slug

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

[image removed]

#198 Commander Cicion

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Posted 19 April 2000 - 02:37 PM

My flagship was also super-powerful, much more powerful than the Radiant Flare. However, The Flare is extremely fast and maneuverable and can outrun and escape virtually anything it can't defeat by sheer power.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#199 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*

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Posted 19 April 2000 - 04:02 PM

The absolution is nothing to sneeze at either. No ship of it's size can touch it when it comes to speed and agility, and it's got enough firepower to wipe out a mid-sized fleet. But it was pretty heavily damaged at the Ring battle. It may be obselete soon too. I've got a crack team of engineers working on a ship design that will push the limits of size and power. It will also be an extremely potent psychological weapon.

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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.

#200 8 Lightnings

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Posted 20 April 2000 - 12:56 AM

You guys wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of trouble I had to go to to get Ishiman docking yards to build heavy rockets for my Lightnings! Beaurocracy! If I ever set up a government, well, um...any suggestions?

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*** 8 Lightnings - Point at Confed Frigate and hit 'F' to destroy ***