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he then realises that his helmet was never on and his dream was not a dream at all, it was real.

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ramble on..
--Jimmy Page

Unfortunately, it would seem that hehe has passed the Bar. If you people do not increase the number of posts immidiately, than I see no other option than the complete and utter destruction of your homes and chattles.

That is all.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

*then a lizard crawls into the scene*
*everyone shoots it*
*it was just a lizard*
*another lizard comes in with a robar*
*everyone fires at it*
*everyone missed*
*everyone wonders why*
*the lizard flickers*
*the lizard is a hologram*
*everyone says "oh crap"*
*the lizard shoots everyone who shot at it*
*the lizard moves on*
*tumbleweed blows across the screen*

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

*Chuckles and decides to let Page revel in his delusions.* Anyone for another round?

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

Hehe, finally figured it out.
A bright flash and the destroyed bar is restored to its former glory. When the flash finishes, DF is noted to have a few changes. The most of which is shiny blond-gold hair.
"Energy channeler. Rare, almost one-of-a-kind. Focused my energy and rebuilt your bar. Has a wicked little side effect though"
"Thanks" Taeskor replied
"Can I get a Juri-Plendgri rum?" DF asked "Just bring it over to my table there."

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

*walks into the newly restored bar, having been restored himself by DF's flash*
(on an aside to the unusually awake Talon) "you know? i think Desert Fox dyes his hair"
*DF's golden-hair-enhanced ears perk up*
(you can probably guess what happens next)

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 04-25-2001).]

*you all saw this coming, right?*

Karrde, seeing Piemur1 come in, vomits the his last drink into a vacuum tube. He then points it at Piemur1's mouth, and inverts the Vacuum...

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

I quote Desert Fox:
" 'Thanks' Taeskor replied"


For the hundred billionth time, TAESKOR IS NOT MY NAME!! It's a TITLE! What you said is like saying " 'Thanks,' president replied." My name is Traek Cicion, like it says in my sig.

By the way, my bar is invulnerable. It was never destroyed in the first place. Still, your energy channeler did spiff the place up pretty nicely. Thanks. *Gives Fox an "X" drink, X being a variable. The glass has a control pad, and at a command, the variable liquid in the glass will turn into any drink Fox wishes.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

*wiping vomit off his face, Piemur1 goes up to Cicion (see, even I get this right) and looks at the "x" drink*
"How much for that? does it have free refills? does it come with fries? can I super-size it? where does it all come from..."
Cicion, exasperated simply replies "1 million scintak, no, no, no, and its a secret"
Piemur1: "oh...im broke though..."
Cicion: "too bad...next..."
Piemur1: "well, can you show me to the restrooms?"
Cicion: "that will be 50 scintak...just for you...a bargain price..."
Piemur1: "oh man!"
Cicion: "Next!"

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

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Andrew Welch / el Presidente / Ambrosia Software, Inc.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.