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The Officer's Club Bar

#226 Zeta

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 10:57 AM

Jane? What Jane? I thought she went out the door. *looks at drink, then at bartender with a bemused look*
What's that?
*snaps out of daze and asks*
So, do you have any orange juice?

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 10:57 AM

Has anyone heard those stories about men posing as women on the internet? I just hope Cicion know who's hittin' on him before he start flirting...

#228 Commander Cicion

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 03:01 PM

I'm not doing that at all. Neither is Jane. If anyone is flirting, it's Angel.

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"Never tell me the odds!"
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

#229 Slug

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 03:07 PM

*Slug runs out of the bar screaming* Posted Image

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
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Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 05:47 PM

Eh hem.. Ahh, Bartender, you wouldnt happen to have a selection of exotic matter back there would you? Ya know like maybe some anti-mass or perhaps some remains of a spacial-coaxial reactor or anything like that, maybe? And whether or not you do could I have some cream-of-Catharan wine?

"Those were your last words." Grand High Qzan Enforcer (right before he exiled Nak'goek to the nearest galaxy)

#231 Commander Cicion

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 07:13 PM

*Hands him a glass of wine.* That'll be 3 scintak. And I believe I have some Omni-matter(Matter perpetually suspended in Omni-space) in storage.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
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#232 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 08:30 PM

This bar needs some music...mind if jimmy page comes in and plays some tunes with my Guitar?

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#233 Slug

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Posted 24 April 2000 - 08:58 PM

*walks back in*

Forgot my hat....
OOO!

Are those Pickled Gaitori Eggs??? Posted Image

Pass me that jar...

*munch*
-Slug

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
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Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

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#234 Forcemaster

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 03:04 AM

*walks up to Cicion* *asks for electric recharge lemonade* Posted Image

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Let's just say I had a little insight, into the cards. Next time bring a deck that isn't transparent to infared light.
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#235 Jane

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 10:39 AM

Jane walks into the bar laughing and talking with a co-pilot.

"...So, I got onto the ship, and two minutes later I was reading his mind again. Before he knew it, I had telekinetically taken his sword, and jumped into fighter wing which promptly brought me to the Salrilian homeworld. After three hours of inspection, the Divine Slugs of the Salrilian temple concluded that the sword was a fraud! Anyway, at least they found out that it was the nefarious Prí-Tómbé Sword of Despair, and I don't think Angel would've needed that."

The co-pilot and Jane laughed and drank some more before getting on to business. "What'bout this last component we salvaged from Andromeda?" He asks.
"Put it up for grabs..."
*Co-pilot, Rawc, stands up on his chair and begins to yell out an anouncement to the crowd*
"Comrads! How'bout a drink'n contest for a Grand Prize of Kinetic Quantum Drive?"
The crowd begins to laugh and cheer.
"Hold ye'r liquor and last man standing WINS"
*A rythmic beeting ensues as aliens bang on tables and cheer for the prize!*

Meanwhile, Jane slips through the crowd over to Cicion. "Duploi Beer?"

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#236 Commander Cicion

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 01:21 PM

*Hands Jane her drink.* There you are. *Walks around, checking in with his security team. Hits a button on his wrist pad, and is teleported to the bridge of the Radiant Flare.* Time for some deep-space pirating fun. *The Flare disappears into Omni-space.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 05:43 PM

(I no longer go by the name InasaPulse)
Hmmm... Omni matter? What the he- *sees that Cicion has vanished*. Great! Just great... hmmm, he wont mind if I just... look around? Right? *trys to go to the back-room, suddenly stopped by force field. So he changes the frequency of his own megnetic field and passes it into the back-room* Wow, lots of interesting crap here. Ah-hah! *sees a red tinted canister with Qzan writing on it, also has a label on it saying in Cicions language "Unknown, has not been tested yet", picks it up and goes back to the bar* This has to be one! Yes it is! I can use this to go back home and tell my people about what our own govrnment did to me and many others! *Suddenly an alarm goes off and a robot comes and swoops the cannister up and into the back-room, then a stronger force-field crisscrossed with deadly plasma forms in front of the door* Damnit! Fine, ill just get myself a drink then.
"Those were your last words." Grand High Qzan Enforcer (right before he exiled Nak'goek to the nearest galaxy)

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 05:46 PM

#239 James_Herriot

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 10:48 PM

And now, the award for most posts goes to... THIS TOPIC! Not that that's a bad thing... Where's the cherry coke?

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#240 Sundered Angel

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Posted 25 April 2000 - 11:13 PM

**Some time later, Jane realises something much to her dismay. Sundered Angel seemed friendly enough, and extremely easy to mind-read and persuade to take the sword back- Too easy.
Obviously, without a reason to flee, Sundered Angel should have returned here like the bar-loving rogue he seems to be. But all reports have him fleeing deeper into Gaitori space. Is it possible that a mistake has been made?
Far away, Sundered Angel pulls out the real sword from its hiding place, laughing softly to himself as the stars streak away behind him.**

((Obviously, the plot cannot continue until Sargantanus writes something useful for us. Continue your quaffing, drinking, and amusing attempts to thief off with Cicion's secret supplies.))

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#241 Slug

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Posted 26 April 2000 - 12:09 AM

yep...

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

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#242 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 26 April 2000 - 09:39 PM

nobody seems to appreciate my live performance i just gave you all Posted Image

**Jimmy Page walks out of the bar feeling very sad**

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#243 Slug

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Posted 27 April 2000 - 12:48 AM

I changed my quote!

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#244 Jane

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Posted 27 April 2000 - 02:41 PM

Jane suddenly found herself perplexed by what she was sensing. She quickly realized the false sword she had recovered was a mere disguise that Sundered Angel had made and that he was in serious trouble. Leaving her drink on the counter, Jane rushed to her craft. Activating the neural interface, Jane guided the ship out of the atmosphere and raced the ship across the galaxy.

In the meantime, the crowd in the bar began to clamor at the young cadet seated in front of Rawc. Rawc bellowed out a laugh full of gusto and lightheartedness as he proceeded to stand up and congratualate himself on winning another drinking contest. "I'll drink till I got at'a least one of you bet'n me." saying in his scottish accent. Immediately, the crowd began to escalate their wagers and pick out a new contestant. Then, a thought struck him. His commander wasn't drinking at the bar anymore, and she'd left him without notice. He growned and fell down on his chair in a daze. Suddenly, drinking so much wasn't such a hot idea with him anymore.

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#245 Bob

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Posted 30 April 2000 - 11:29 PM

As Bob walks in the bar he notices there aren't very many people here, he steps up to the bar, "give me something nonalcoholic, how about a Kanthern Jolt." After getting his drink he asks the bartender, “what is this junk we’re listening to?” the bartender replies “this I believe is a human band called ‘Some Totally Unbearable Peabrains In Drunken Stupors” a.k.a. ‘ The S.T.U.P.I.D.S.’” "Well..." says Bob. "That could explain it.”

Sir! Our shields are dropping!
What?!?
They're firing! says the lieutenant as a torpedo appears on the view screen.
Well, it seams you won't have the last laugh today Therg. Says Captain Fullers voice over the speakers.
Dang.
The torpedo strikes the ship removing it from the sky in a violent explosion.

#246 Commander Cicion

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Posted 01 May 2000 - 08:15 AM

You want better music, eh? *Taps his console and a band walks in, with a singer. The band starts up and the singer starts into "How High The Moon".

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

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"Never tell me the odds!"
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#247 Slug

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Posted 01 May 2000 - 08:49 PM

*A large group of Ishiman Dancers walks into the bar, accompanied by a Gaitori Band and a Bazidan Singer*
1-2-3-4!

YEEEEHAAWWW!!!!

Dic-a-de-ba-doo-be-do-do,
Dee-ba-du-be-do!

*Drum solo* Posted Image

Du-be du-be du du be-da
Yekki-ekki dubble-de
yaeeeee!!!

*Singer emits an evil laugh and starts all over again* Posted Image

Yessir! Let the dancing [url="http://"http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2"]begin[/url]!!!

*everyone starts getting irritated after the 132nd time the song is sung*

-Slug

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#248 Commander Cicion

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Posted 02 May 2000 - 02:14 PM

*The song didn't get a chance to be sung that many times because Cicion threw them all out. The jazz band resumes with "Paper Moon".* That is good music. 30's-50's jazz. Some of the, if not the, greatest music America has ever produced.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
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#249 Sargatanus

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Posted 02 May 2000 - 03:30 PM

*Walks in looking slightly perturbed, an expression which changes instantly to surprise when he sees Cicion.*

"You certainly got back here fast. Has Sundered Angel shown up at all? I need to have a few words with him." *soaks in the surroundings for a moment* "Nice musical taste. Got any Miles Davis? Actually before you do that, could you fix me a Callisto Kamekazi, I need to unwind. The Bazidan have decided to establish trade with the Salrilians again and insisted on 'a neutral location with decent entertainment.' I hope you don't mind me selecting your bar, it should bring in a lot of business. But anyway, the delegates should be here in a few days. My newest Fleet Admiral, Verad, will be showing up too. But his coming has more to do with you than the delegates."

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#250 Commander Cicion

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Posted 02 May 2000 - 06:58 PM

*Hands Sargatanus the Kamikaze.* About me, eh? Hmm. Sounds interesting. *Roguish grin flashes across face.* Say, have you seen old Darky lately? I wonder where he went to? *The singer starts into "Mack the Knife", a great jazz classic, dear.

(The "dear" at the end of that last sentence was a joke, and anyone who hasn't heard that song wouldn't get it.)

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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo