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Would anyone here care to play d'Abo wheel with me?
*looks around the bar and sees a bunch of people picking their asses*
*sigh* Another PG for me please....
-Ensign Slug
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 27 March 2000 - 09:05 PM
Had enough of this Barkeep Blabber?
For an intelligent conversation, go to [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum13/HTML/000045.html"]http://www.AmbrosiaS...TML/000045.html[/url] .
Remember : if your IQ is more than 120, then PLEASE click on the link.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 03-28-2000).]
For an intelligent conversation, go to [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum13/HTML/000045.html"]http://www.AmbrosiaS...TML/000045.html[/url] .
Remember : if your IQ is more than 120, then PLEASE click on the link.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 03-28-2000).]
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Posted 29 March 2000 - 11:47 PM
I'll have 5 3 litre Dr Peppers. Nice job on the ring Sarg. Sorry to be away so long. The Oracular net is a little destabalized (read: delusional), as most of its core porcesses were on the ring. That's why Slug has bad info. It also thinks this is my fault and tried to kill me! Fortunantly we escaped. I hope the ON stabalizes soon, it's acting like a very stupid tyrant with delusions of grandure - attacking everything at once with no plans.
BTW Who's tending bar anyway?
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BTW Who's tending bar anyway?
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Posted 30 March 2000 - 12:47 AM
*A Salrilian Transport warps into the system*
Ah! My ride home has arrived.
Seeya!
*Slug and the hundreds of Salrilians beam into outer space, where they enter the transport from the outside.*
*A few minutes later, Cicion yells out: HEY!! THE BUG DIDN'T PAY HIS TAB!!*
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Ah! My ride home has arrived.
Seeya!
*Slug and the hundreds of Salrilians beam into outer space, where they enter the transport from the outside.*
*A few minutes later, Cicion yells out: HEY!! THE BUG DIDN'T PAY HIS TAB!!*
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 30 March 2000 - 09:59 PM
*Cicion walks out of back room into bar, and tosses a few drinks to a few people(not including slug). Starts washing glasses.* That was an interesting battle. Reports from Jaltir IV, the Phylydion Navy H.Q., say that they will be sending ships and troops. The Phylydion Primary Armada should be at full strength again in a matter of days or weeks.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Posted 04 April 2000 - 09:51 AM
What do you mean, "Supposedly dead?" SLug was the only one who said I was dead, and he also said that his small force blew up all of us! I was not, officially, ever dead.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Posted 04 April 2000 - 04:38 PM
Pangalactic Gargleblasters, huh?
I think I'll try one......
*sluuuupppp*
Wow! Drinking one of these is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.....
wowowowowww *drunk*
dose sararalians shuuh ahh guud a' alkahall *hic*
*Passes out on the floor, which is still covered in Salrilian slime*
*everyone starts planning to lynch Slug for bringing the Gargleblasters to the bar in the first place*
I think I'll try one......
*sluuuupppp*
Wow! Drinking one of these is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.....
wowowowowww *drunk*
dose sararalians shuuh ahh guud a' alkahall *hic*
*Passes out on the floor, which is still covered in Salrilian slime*
*everyone starts planning to lynch Slug for bringing the Gargleblasters to the bar in the first place*
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Posted 04 April 2000 - 04:43 PM
ahhh crap!
My taxi crashed into a comet on the way here to pick me up!
oh well....
You wouldn't happen to have something Flourene-based that I could drink? (besides Flouride water)
(Cicion says : NO DRINKS FOR ANYONE UNTILL SLUG PAYS HIS TAB!)
My taxi crashed into a comet on the way here to pick me up!
oh well....
You wouldn't happen to have something Flourene-based that I could drink? (besides Flouride water)
(Cicion says : NO DRINKS FOR ANYONE UNTILL SLUG PAYS HIS TAB!)
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Posted 04 April 2000 - 10:53 PM
**Walks back in.**
Well, I've run a few tests and apparently I'm not dead. So, barkeep, do you think you could rent me a Devil's Breath?
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Well, I've run a few tests and apparently I'm not dead. So, barkeep, do you think you could rent me a Devil's Breath?
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Posted 05 April 2000 - 12:24 PM
Stop saying "Cicion says" something! YES, drinks! Slug already payed, whether he knew it or not. There you are, Angel.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Posted 05 April 2000 - 10:51 PM
Rent a Devil's Breath?
What next? don't buy electricity, lease it!
How did Slug pay 'is tab?
(CICION SEZ: "I 'found' this. hee hee.")
*Stolen Salrilian Dreadnought warps into the system, it's crew protesting loudly*
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"Clubs, bills, and partisans ! Strike!
Beat them down! Down with the Capulets; down with the Montagues!"
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What next? don't buy electricity, lease it!
How did Slug pay 'is tab?
(CICION SEZ: "I 'found' this. hee hee.")
*Stolen Salrilian Dreadnought warps into the system, it's crew protesting loudly*
-Ambrose
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"Clubs, bills, and partisans ! Strike!
Beat them down! Down with the Capulets; down with the Montagues!"
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Act I, scene I
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Posted 06 April 2000 - 04:45 AM
**Laughs.**
Hey, I might try that one. Save on the bill, at least.
**Downs his drink, and spits a perfect fireball half-way across the bar.**
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Hey, I might try that one. Save on the bill, at least.
**Downs his drink, and spits a perfect fireball half-way across the bar.**
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Posted 06 April 2000 - 02:36 PM
*The bar's automated weapons blast the Salril ship to atoms.*
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Posted 07 April 2000 - 08:26 AM
I just destroyed that ship to show how insignificant an increase it would make to my Armada's power.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Posted 07 April 2000 - 06:35 PM
A bartender needing an armada?
Jeez! Your patrons must really be stubborn when it comes to paying their bar-tabs!
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Jeez! Your patrons must really be stubborn when it comes to paying their bar-tabs!
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 07 April 2000 - 07:36 PM
HOW COULD AN ARMADA THAT BIG FIT INTO A BRAIN SO SMALL
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Out ride the sons of Terra, Far dirves the thundering jet,
Up leaps the race of Earthmen, Out, far, and onward yet - Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth
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Up leaps the race of Earthmen, Out, far, and onward yet - Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth
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Posted 07 April 2000 - 08:43 PM
Ipvicus, that was funny enough to make me post.
So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
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Posted 10 April 2000 - 02:45 PM
You have some pretty low posting standards, Noot.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Posted 10 April 2000 - 07:03 PM
Actually, Cicion, I thought it was pretty funny too.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Note From Sundered Angel: Revealing people's actual identities online is an invasion of privacy. If you'd stop it please Slug, and anyone else.
[This message has been edited by Sundered Angel (edited 04-19-2000).]
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Note From Sundered Angel: Revealing people's actual identities online is an invasion of privacy. If you'd stop it please Slug, and anyone else.
[This message has been edited by Sundered Angel (edited 04-19-2000).]
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Posted 10 April 2000 - 07:24 PM
STOP USING MY REAL NAME! I am DEAD serious about this, slug.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
#175 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*
Posted 10 April 2000 - 07:32 PM
Man what a week I've had. Gimme something REALLY strong to kill this wierd voice in my head. That thing in the Oracular Net was a little more advanced than I thought. I figured I could just link onto it through my DT unit and wipe out the consciousness like a bad virus. Damn thing almost assimilated me. But I feel normal except for one hell of a headache.
Hey sundered Angel, I've made a few modifications to that marvelous fighter you designed. This model wont be quite as fast, but it will have a little over twice the firepower, and nearly three times the shielding and armour. Once I restore some of my power on Salril (which shouldn't be too tough considering that I've merged with the Oracular Net) I should be putting them into mass production.
Anyway, I'm ranting. About that drink... Any suggestions?
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
Hey sundered Angel, I've made a few modifications to that marvelous fighter you designed. This model wont be quite as fast, but it will have a little over twice the firepower, and nearly three times the shielding and armour. Once I restore some of my power on Salril (which shouldn't be too tough considering that I've merged with the Oracular Net) I should be putting them into mass production.
Anyway, I'm ranting. About that drink... Any suggestions?
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
