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*As soon as the Salrilian fleet arrived, it was surrounded by the Phylydion Primary Armada and the PPA made sure that it didn't make any bad moves.* Out, all of you Salrilians, or I'll toast your whole fleet!
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Posted 14 March 2000 - 05:20 PM
Pangalactic gargleblasters????
*presses button on com-pad and a couple hundred more Audemedons teleport into the bar*
Ya see, dear bartender, that these drinks lubricate our robotic joints.
*Audemedon Battlewagon warps into the system and starts pointing it's weapons at the bat station*
*Bartender gulps and says : "DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!"
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*presses button on com-pad and a couple hundred more Audemedons teleport into the bar*
Ya see, dear bartender, that these drinks lubricate our robotic joints.
*Audemedon Battlewagon warps into the system and starts pointing it's weapons at the bat station*
*Bartender gulps and says : "DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!"
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Posted 14 March 2000 - 10:17 PM
**Sighs as he sits at the bar.**
Please, we're gonna have enough fighting to go around soon enough. Send your goons off to protect Salril, because that's where they're needed.
I'll be off soon. Bartender, one for the road if you please.
Or maybe the space...
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Please, we're gonna have enough fighting to go around soon enough. Send your goons off to protect Salril, because that's where they're needed.
I'll be off soon. Bartender, one for the road if you please.
Or maybe the space...
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Posted 15 March 2000 - 09:01 AM
No, the bartender does NOT say "drinks on the house". *Slaps a control panel and the bar's shield goes up. The PPA engages the Audemedons. The Taeskor Battlegroup jumps into the bar (That's "Jump" as in "Instantly teleport") and apprehends the Audemedons. Prambo is given a warning.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
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[This message has been edited by Commander Cicion (edited 03-15-2000).]
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
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[This message has been edited by Commander Cicion (edited 03-15-2000).]
Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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Posted 15 March 2000 - 09:11 AM
*Cicion slides a Merenzane Gold to Angel.* There you are, Angel.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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Posted 16 March 2000 - 05:40 PM
Will someone do something about all these drunken Salrilians?
*sees hundreds of Salrilians outcold on the floor*
*starts stepping very carefully to the transporter*
*accidentally steps on one and it makes a squishing-farting noise and turns over*
Ewww! My brand-new prototype sneakers!
*pulls out a blaster, but the Salrilian fleet outside that noone bothered about fries banananana with hundreds of T-bolt blasts simultaneously*
*charred and blackened* I need a drink.
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*sees hundreds of Salrilians outcold on the floor*
*starts stepping very carefully to the transporter*
*accidentally steps on one and it makes a squishing-farting noise and turns over*
Ewww! My brand-new prototype sneakers!
*pulls out a blaster, but the Salrilian fleet outside that noone bothered about fries banananana with hundreds of T-bolt blasts simultaneously*
*charred and blackened* I need a drink.
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Posted 16 March 2000 - 08:07 PM
*Aithon walks in and throws a glove on the floor*
You have been challenged.
http://www.AmbrosiaS...TML/000036.html
*Walks out*
You have been challenged.
http://www.AmbrosiaS...TML/000036.html
*Walks out*
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Posted 17 March 2000 - 12:12 AM
**Picks up the glove with an innocent expression on his face.**
Uh, I believe you dropped this Aithon?
**Smiles wickedly.**
Anyway, Aithon, I believe that that topic is outside the bar. But everyone, go have a look anyway. Bartender! That's a mighty fine Merenzane Gold you do. Another would suit me nicely.
**Pays his current tab in gold ingots. One, to be precise.**
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Uh, I believe you dropped this Aithon?
**Smiles wickedly.**
Anyway, Aithon, I believe that that topic is outside the bar. But everyone, go have a look anyway. Bartender! That's a mighty fine Merenzane Gold you do. Another would suit me nicely.
**Pays his current tab in gold ingots. One, to be precise.**
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Posted 17 March 2000 - 11:41 AM
*Cicion spins, drawing his pistol and putting three flare bolts into the glove, incinerating it.* Another Merenzane Gold, coming up, Angel.
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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Posted 17 March 2000 - 06:19 PM
**Considers how the glove got disintegrated but not his hand.**
Hmmm. Nice shooting, barkeep.
**Sips at his drink, and sits back down, watching the bar.**
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Sundered Angel,
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Hmmm. Nice shooting, barkeep.
**Sips at his drink, and sits back down, watching the bar.**
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Posted 18 March 2000 - 11:55 PM
I could mock you, I could flame you, just like I said in my challenge, but it is not worth it, Cicion. I'm disgusted and tired. I no longer have the energy to put up with 13-year-olds acting like 6-year-olds. This is the last time I will post in this thread, this is possibly even the last time I will post in this topic, this is the last time I will address you directly, and I hope to god you never see my wrath in combat.
Until that day, I intened to rest from this grade school playground. I do not intend to come back here for a month, if not later. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye, Cicion... I'll see you in hell, you sonofabitch.
Until that day, I intened to rest from this grade school playground. I do not intend to come back here for a month, if not later. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye, Cicion... I'll see you in hell, you sonofabitch.
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Posted 19 March 2000 - 01:02 AM
**Winces at Aithon's harsh words.**
Well, now that that's been said, perhaps we should all have another drink.
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Well, now that that's been said, perhaps we should all have another drink.
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Posted 19 March 2000 - 04:56 PM
*Tosses a D's B to Angel, and laughs at Aithon as he leaves.* There you are. *Raises his own glass.* To Aithon, may he die very, very slowly. *Smiles nastily and drinks.*
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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Posted 19 March 2000 - 10:23 PM
*Celebrates at Aithon's words and buys everyone a drink* 
*Buys nothing but pangalactic garrgleblasters*
To AITHON!
MAY HE HAVE FREQUENT, REGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!!
*hurrah!*
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
*Buys nothing but pangalactic garrgleblasters*
To AITHON!
MAY HE HAVE FREQUENT, REGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!!
*hurrah!*
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Posted 20 March 2000 - 03:27 AM
Shut up, Slug.
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
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Posted 21 March 2000 - 08:40 PM
As much as I'd like to stay and take in the scenery (miles upon miles of drunken Salrilians on the ground), I'm afraid I have a battle to finish winning (at the Ring attack transponder frequency).
I'm going to need supplies for the 3 hour trip.
BARTENDER!
I would like to buy seven-and-a-half million tons of pangalactic gargleblasters for the trip.
How many Flanian-Pobblebeeds will that cost?
That number is probably so big, you'd have to send it to NASA to calculate it.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
I'm going to need supplies for the 3 hour trip.
BARTENDER!
I would like to buy seven-and-a-half million tons of pangalactic gargleblasters for the trip.
How many Flanian-Pobblebeeds will that cost?
That number is probably so big, you'd have to send it to NASA to calculate it.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
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Posted 23 March 2000 - 06:45 PM
*sobbing*
How could I?
I am an inhuman beast. Trillions....habitat....all dead
I look out of the window, and I see pale, dead faces. Horribly mutilated at my hands. all dead. Just floating there. Brave, noble faces. Some happy, some sad. But what difference does it make now that they're all dead?
I killed them, and here I am now, having fun....
*takes a drink from his mug and cries*
Why did I destroy the ring? Why did I commit genocide?
*pulls out a shredder pistol and presses the barrel against his head*
*sob*
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How could I?
I am an inhuman beast. Trillions....habitat....all dead
I look out of the window, and I see pale, dead faces. Horribly mutilated at my hands. all dead. Just floating there. Brave, noble faces. Some happy, some sad. But what difference does it make now that they're all dead?
I killed them, and here I am now, having fun....
*takes a drink from his mug and cries*
Why did I destroy the ring? Why did I commit genocide?
*pulls out a shredder pistol and presses the barrel against his head*
*sob*
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Beat them down! Down with the Capulets; down with the Montagues!"
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Posted 23 March 2000 - 06:54 PM
You think you've got problems, you selfish git?
I have just witnessed the horrible, agonizing deaths of hundreds of billions of my people.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you basterd.
*pulls out an electron ram and blows Ambrose into atoms*
This is a hostage situation. As of right now, you are all under arrest for Unwilling Genocide by the Imperial Salrilian Government.
*A large Salrilian fleet jumps in, annihilating the system jump gate in the process*
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
I have just witnessed the horrible, agonizing deaths of hundreds of billions of my people.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you basterd.
*pulls out an electron ram and blows Ambrose into atoms*
This is a hostage situation. As of right now, you are all under arrest for Unwilling Genocide by the Imperial Salrilian Government.
*A large Salrilian fleet jumps in, annihilating the system jump gate in the process*
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Posted 23 March 2000 - 09:30 PM
<Slug's electron ram disolves. The sal fleet outside is pulled through a vortex.>
Miss me? And the singularity?
<Slug is tied in a ball.>
Oh, Slug - no killing here. You can pick up your fleet in Salril where I warped it.
Sorry I couldn't help with the Sal fleet. There were just as many of them out at the diversion, but we got the drop on them. Slug - you would have done the same in our place - be quiet.
Cicion still here? Feels like it...
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Miss me? And the singularity?
<Slug is tied in a ball.>
Oh, Slug - no killing here. You can pick up your fleet in Salril where I warped it.
Sorry I couldn't help with the Sal fleet. There were just as many of them out at the diversion, but we got the drop on them. Slug - you would have done the same in our place - be quiet.
Cicion still here? Feels like it...
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Posted 23 March 2000 - 11:19 PM
**Wonders at how alive-looking the supposedly dead Cicion is.**
Bartender, that one was a little on the weak side. Try adding more ice.
**Notes that Ambrose hasn't quite kicked the bucket yet.**
Well, this place sure gets a very interesting.
**Realises that he's meant to be dead too.**
Oh bugger. Bye bye everyone.
**Dissapears off somewhere.**
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Bartender, that one was a little on the weak side. Try adding more ice.
**Notes that Ambrose hasn't quite kicked the bucket yet.**
Well, this place sure gets a very interesting.
**Realises that he's meant to be dead too.**
Oh bugger. Bye bye everyone.
**Dissapears off somewhere.**
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#149 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*
Posted 24 March 2000 - 06:28 PM
Slug, normally this is where I tell you to shut up. But appearantly I need to explain a few things first:
1) The Ring was just starting to be settled. There were maybe 100 million inhabitants, most of which were engineers and military units.
2) If you insist to keep up this meaningless character debate, just bare in mind that I was the second most powerful fleet admiral the Sals had. Telling you to shut up will prompt all those drunken Sals would more than likely agree with me, and shut you up themselves.
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-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
1) The Ring was just starting to be settled. There were maybe 100 million inhabitants, most of which were engineers and military units.
2) If you insist to keep up this meaningless character debate, just bare in mind that I was the second most powerful fleet admiral the Sals had. Telling you to shut up will prompt all those drunken Sals would more than likely agree with me, and shut you up themselves.
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
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Posted 24 March 2000 - 09:20 PM
Yeah. The second most powerfull admiral.
*looks at Ambrose, who is strangely alive, but with singed eyebrows*
*mumbling to himself* Damn budget cuts........
*secretes an acidic compound out of his skin*
*the ropes burn off* Well, with my fleet gone, I guess my guards and I are stranded here.
BARKEEP
Another round of Pangalactic gargleblasters. Without salt this time please.
*kicks a security guard laying on the ground and it resumes breathing*
My security guards are beginning to sober up here.
*slurrrrrrrp* Ahhhhhh....
A TOAST TO, ERRRR, never mind......
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 03-25-2000).]
*looks at Ambrose, who is strangely alive, but with singed eyebrows*
*mumbling to himself* Damn budget cuts........
*secretes an acidic compound out of his skin*
*the ropes burn off* Well, with my fleet gone, I guess my guards and I are stranded here.
BARKEEP
Another round of Pangalactic gargleblasters. Without salt this time please.
*kicks a security guard laying on the ground and it resumes breathing*
My security guards are beginning to sober up here.
*slurrrrrrrp* Ahhhhhh....
A TOAST TO, ERRRR, never mind......
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 03-25-2000).]
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