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Suddenly, a bunch of Cantharan Hunter-Killers enter the bar and begin running toward Darkk with blades drawn. Darkk drinks the devil's breath and takes them out with his flaming belch.
"Uhh, excuse me. Oh, and sorry about the mess. These guys objected to some stuff I said."
[Someone asks what I said.]
"I think it was 'The Cantharan Empire is a rotting, failing hulk.'"
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#927
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Posted 19 February 2001 - 11:18 AM
Talon Karrde tries to douse the flames licking at his face. Unfortunately, he reaches for the ingredients Cicion used minutes ago to make the volatile cocktail...
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#928 Guest_Garrion Retoe_*
Posted 19 February 2001 - 04:07 PM
*Shakes his head and sighs as a pillar of flame erupts from Karrde's face, searing the heavy armor plating on the cieling. Closes two of his eyes and squints with his third as he walks over to the flame and throws a tarp over it. The tarp promptly erupts into flame.* PhylSec training didn't teach me how to be a fireman, I guess. *Tosses Karrde out of the airlock long enough for the flames to die, then pulls him back in. billows of smoke pour from Karrde's head, neck, chest, torso, and just about everywhere else. Retoe puts a large vaccuum tube near Karrde to draw in all the smoke.*
#929
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Posted 19 February 2001 - 06:54 PM
>>An ill looking man walks into the bar. He's covered in cuts and bruises, and looks like he might have some sort of leprosy..<<
Micheal has been here, hasnt he?
I can smell is stench. This place reaks of him-
>>Joshua stops suddenly, noticing that his intestines have fallen out again. He promptly pushes them back in.<<
I'll get him this time.
>>Walks over to counter.<<
Bartender! Gimme the stongest, most infectious drink you have.
Micheal has been here, hasnt he?
I can smell is stench. This place reaks of him-
>>Joshua stops suddenly, noticing that his intestines have fallen out again. He promptly pushes them back in.<<
I'll get him this time.
>>Walks over to counter.<<
Bartender! Gimme the stongest, most infectious drink you have.
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Posted 19 February 2001 - 10:33 PM
>>Joshua takes a seat, when he does it sounds like someone crushed a very large spider web.<<
Ive finally tracked him down here. Im going to get that bastard back. You see, we had a deal last time, and right after I finished my part of it, he had one of his friends sneak up behind me and it put a gaping hole in my gut. And while I has in shock he pomptly ripped my torso from the the rest of my body and crushed my head in his hand. Then he sent my body into an FTL rift. Its because of this that it is taking longer for me to respawn then it useally does. But Im getting there.
>>Joshua holds up his hand and examines it. Noticing that his fingers are starting to web together, and that they are getting to become more and more like finger nails. Then he puts his hand on the counter and quickly burns a hole right through it.<<
Sorry, just add that to the cost of my drink.
>> While Joshua is saying this, his forhead rips open slightly, reaveling a portion of what looks like an eye....<<
Ive finally tracked him down here. Im going to get that bastard back. You see, we had a deal last time, and right after I finished my part of it, he had one of his friends sneak up behind me and it put a gaping hole in my gut. And while I has in shock he pomptly ripped my torso from the the rest of my body and crushed my head in his hand. Then he sent my body into an FTL rift. Its because of this that it is taking longer for me to respawn then it useally does. But Im getting there.
>>Joshua holds up his hand and examines it. Noticing that his fingers are starting to web together, and that they are getting to become more and more like finger nails. Then he puts his hand on the counter and quickly burns a hole right through it.<<
Sorry, just add that to the cost of my drink.
>> While Joshua is saying this, his forhead rips open slightly, reaveling a portion of what looks like an eye....<<
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Posted 20 February 2001 - 09:12 AM
*Places a Devil's Breath on the counter. Examines the burnt spot, then Joshua. Sense tendrils extract.* I detect a massive energy signature coming from you. What exactly are you, anyway?
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 20 February 2001 - 09:54 AM
The rest of Joshua's body rips open and falls off, revealing a lizard with a robar sniper rifle!
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Never put all your ranking officers in a shuttle.
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Never put all your ranking officers in a shuttle.
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#934
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Posted 20 February 2001 - 11:21 AM
I couldnt tell you what I am. But my host is human, or was.
>>Joshua punches his hand through Poopman, he quickly colapses on to the floor. After awhile thick, grey, scab like things envelope his body intill he resembles a cocoon of some type.<<
Sorry again, I just cant help myself! I can remove it if you want.
>>Blood spurts out of the cocoon as it rips open. A large spikey worm like thing crawls out and starts to attack customers.<<
Oops. Uhh.. Im not strong enough to deal with this yet.
>>Joshua punches his hand through Poopman, he quickly colapses on to the floor. After awhile thick, grey, scab like things envelope his body intill he resembles a cocoon of some type.<<
Sorry again, I just cant help myself! I can remove it if you want.
>>Blood spurts out of the cocoon as it rips open. A large spikey worm like thing crawls out and starts to attack customers.<<
Oops. Uhh.. Im not strong enough to deal with this yet.
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Posted 20 February 2001 - 04:24 PM
[Snipes it with an automatic plasma rifle]
Don't look at me so funny, a pirate lord's gotta have decent guns.
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Don't look at me so funny, a pirate lord's gotta have decent guns.
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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Posted 20 February 2001 - 06:33 PM
*Bursts out laughing, then finally gives Talon Karrde a hand, as Karrde managed to get himself partly stuck in the vacuum.*
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#937
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Posted 20 February 2001 - 10:10 PM
>>Joshua gulps down his Devils Breath, but since he doesnt have much of a stomach anymore almost all of it ends up on the floor, causing the floor to erupt into flames.<<
Wow. I havent even reached my final form yet and Ive still managed to cause some major damage! Just and that to my bill- uhg, ouch! Hold on a sec!...
>>Joshua grabs his body in pain and starts convulsing violently. Joshua cant help but scream loudly as six long, sharp insect like spikes pertrude from his back. Then his skin (whats left of it) starts to look like its boiling, and it eventually just falls off, revealing a thick grey exoskeleton.
>>Arrgh! That really smarts! Ive done this countless times and it doesnt hurt any less each time! But hey, at least I'm in one peice now! I think I'll try another devils breath, it wont be wasted this time.
>>Needless to say everyone is staring at Joshua. And some of those people are wondering how someone can pronounce an "M" sound without any lips...<<
Wow. I havent even reached my final form yet and Ive still managed to cause some major damage! Just and that to my bill- uhg, ouch! Hold on a sec!...
>>Joshua grabs his body in pain and starts convulsing violently. Joshua cant help but scream loudly as six long, sharp insect like spikes pertrude from his back. Then his skin (whats left of it) starts to look like its boiling, and it eventually just falls off, revealing a thick grey exoskeleton.
>>Arrgh! That really smarts! Ive done this countless times and it doesnt hurt any less each time! But hey, at least I'm in one peice now! I think I'll try another devils breath, it wont be wasted this time.
>>Needless to say everyone is staring at Joshua. And some of those people are wondering how someone can pronounce an "M" sound without any lips...<<
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Posted 21 February 2001 - 06:27 PM
Post #937! Yes!
(That number has a strange signifigance for me).
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The Oracular Net would like to know your favorite color
(That number has a strange signifigance for me).
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The Oracular Net would like to know your favorite color
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Posted 21 February 2001 - 10:15 PM
Right here!
[is amazed at all the new patrons]
Gimme a Devil's Breath, Cicion!
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[is amazed at all the new patrons]
Gimme a Devil's Breath, Cicion!
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Posted 21 February 2001 - 10:38 PM
Hmmm. Why hello, Joshua. Does somebody want to get killed again?
*/Suddenly, Micheal bursts into flames, and then explodes. When the smoke clears, whats left is what appears to be a skeleton in a tattered orange cloak, covered in cybernetic equipment.*
Are you going to put up a better fight than last time??
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-Absence, perfection, MICHEAL
*/Suddenly, Micheal bursts into flames, and then explodes. When the smoke clears, whats left is what appears to be a skeleton in a tattered orange cloak, covered in cybernetic equipment.*
Are you going to put up a better fight than last time??
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-Absence, perfection, MICHEAL
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Posted 22 February 2001 - 03:18 PM
Boy, business is really picking up lately! *Slides a D's B down the bar to Darkk. Looks at Michael and Joshua.* If you two are going to fight, do it somewhere other than this bar. There's a small planetoid that's in a binary system of sorts with the bar station. I'll give you the coordinates. *Gives them the coords.* I've had enough brawling in here lately. Any more, and I may not restrain myself. I wouldn't want to kill either of you.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 22 February 2001 - 04:26 PM
Micheal, last time was hardly a fight you back stabber. I am weak right now, allow me to heal first. And I think we should leave before the battle, I dont think that the mortals would apreciate us shortening their already pathetic life-spans. And why do you wish to destroy me anyway? We are family.
>>Joshua looks around.<<
Let us continue this elsewhere, our friends dont need to hear thi-
>>Suddenly, Joshua appears behind Micheal and fires a large burst of energy at him.<<
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Cleanser, Savior,
Chaos, JOSHUA.
>>Joshua looks around.<<
Let us continue this elsewhere, our friends dont need to hear thi-
>>Suddenly, Joshua appears behind Micheal and fires a large burst of energy at him.<<
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Cleanser, Savior,
Chaos, JOSHUA.
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Posted 22 February 2001 - 04:35 PM
*/Micheal merely raises his hand and counters the blast, neutralizing it./*
You are correct, you are weak right now. Very well, I'll give you time to regenerate. Afterwards, meet me at that rock the mortal suggested. After I destroy you, I'll move on to more important matters, scything down this universe for one.
*/Micheal raises his arm and disappears in a bright but short flash./*
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-Absence, perfection, MICHEAL
You are correct, you are weak right now. Very well, I'll give you time to regenerate. Afterwards, meet me at that rock the mortal suggested. After I destroy you, I'll move on to more important matters, scything down this universe for one.
*/Micheal raises his arm and disappears in a bright but short flash./*
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-Absence, perfection, MICHEAL
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Posted 22 February 2001 - 04:42 PM
>>Joshua walks (hovers??) over to the counter.<<
Mortal! I havent much time! Where is the closest and best source of radiation?! I need to reach my full strength before its to late!
>>All three of Joshua's eyes turn a bright, firery red.<<
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Cleanser, Savior,
Chaos, JOSHUA.
Mortal! I havent much time! Where is the closest and best source of radiation?! I need to reach my full strength before its to late!
>>All three of Joshua's eyes turn a bright, firery red.<<
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Cleanser, Savior,
Chaos, JOSHUA.
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Posted 22 February 2001 - 06:49 PM
There's a Salrilian simlab about 3 parsecs over that has about 1.58e4 terrarads in its radiation test chambers...
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Posted 23 February 2001 - 09:42 PM
*Reacts with contempt at the two beings' comments on "mortals", then smiles wrily at how much they are underestimating him. But then, it's not a bartender's business to get involved in anything with a customer, unless, of course, they cause trouble.* Hey, Darkk, care for another drink? On the house.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 23 February 2001 - 10:22 PM
Dr. Pepper please, these Devil's Breaths are firey but they're bad for my esoughagus.
I really shouldn't have too many DB's.
Oh, I've nearly finished the Jjaro. To celebrate, any Devil's Breaths ordered in the next 30 minutes are on Salrilian Admi -- I mean MY account.
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I really shouldn't have too many DB's.
Oh, I've nearly finished the Jjaro. To celebrate, any Devil's Breaths ordered in the next 30 minutes are on Salrilian Admi -- I mean MY account.
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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Posted 23 February 2001 - 11:34 PM
You got any power cells? My batteries are getting low.
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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."
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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."
