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The Officer's Club Bar

#951 User is offline   Avatara 

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
To celebrate, any Devil's Breaths ordered in the next 30 minutes are on Salrilian Admi -- I mean MY account.


*seeing he is a couple hours too late, he silently resets the clocks in the bar back two hours.*

"Ah yes, that deal is still good? I'll take a couple hundred thousand Devil's Breaths. Now I just need a messanger capable of tracking down that elusive Sundered Angel...." Posted Image

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#952 User is offline   Talon Karrde 

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 09:59 AM

Pukes, but fortunately, the Vaccuum tube is still there...

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[This message has been edited by Talon Karrde (edited 03-07-2001).]
conform now. conform now. conform now.
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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#953 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 05:36 PM

*Tosses a Dr. Pepper to Darkk, and gives Avatara his drinks... all of them.*

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 10:39 PM

*A bunch of inter-stellar postmen enter the bar, package all the drinks in seperate stasis fields, then carry them out one by one. A couple days later its all done, and the lead postman walks up to Darkk with Cicion and asks him for his payment. (shipping and products)*

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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#955 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 10:57 PM

*Hands them a credit card
Here you go...

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#956 User is offline   Azdara 

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Posted 26 February 2001 - 10:13 PM

Bloody hell! Is this place still here? Last time i looked in was around march 2000! This gets my vote for longest topic ever.

-orders any australian beer thats available. And a cigar. And some oil for the four audemadon in the corner-
"So someone shoot me already, have you gone soft while i was gone?"

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#957 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 26 February 2001 - 10:41 PM

[Cheerfully flips Azdara over his shoulder with one hand on chin and one on head.]
"Sorry, my gun was recharging."
[Azdara puts on a really stiff neck brace and gets up]
"Relax, here's some Ishiman regeneration ointment. Rub it on, and it'll be fine in a few hours."

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Posted 27 February 2001 - 07:05 AM

Karrde points the Vaccume tube at Azdara, and overpressures the inside of the tube...

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#959 User is offline   Azdara 

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Posted 27 February 2001 - 11:44 PM

Azdara puts down his cigar.
"That wasn't very nice!"
Shoots The admiral with something big.
HAH!


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#960 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 28 February 2001 - 12:05 AM

[dries the blood off his uniform]
Ouch, that hurt.
[breaks Azdara's neck again]
This time it would be a really bad idea to get up.

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Posted 28 February 2001 - 04:59 PM

and Timothy Xwarp is have'n a good time not get'n killed

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 01:40 AM

Azdara stays on the floor...

Pulls out a thingy. Throws thingy at xwarp and xwarp explodes. Everyone laughs.

~A~

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 10:46 AM

and then a robot Xwarp comes in the bar and throws a bigger thingy at Azdara and Azdara explodes, and the real Xwarp laughs in his ship.


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#964 User is offline   Joshua 

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 06:20 PM

>>A bright flash blinds everyone. When it begins to decipate, everyone can see a gargantuan explosion fading away outside the bar windows. When it finally disappears, some people notice that a few stars are missing...<<
He got what he deserved.
>>Suddenly a large section of the floor turns bright red and bursts into flames, right before it collapses away. Joshua hovers out of the hole, and the floor closes behind him.<<
Now its my turn to recreate the universe.

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Chaos, JOSHUA.

#965 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 08:52 PM

That's "it's", with an apostrophe. And don't damage my bar, clear?

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#966 User is offline   Joshua 

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 11:00 PM

>>Joshua frowns and studies Cicion, he clenches his teeth in anger.<<
You are not like them.
>>What looks like smoke starts to eminate from Joshua.<<
No, not at all. Infact, you remind me of someone else.
>>The concentration of smoke increases.<<
But who? Aaarggh!! Why cant I remember?!
>>Suddenly the smoking stops, and Josh smiles.<<
Have you been anywhere lately? Somewhere far away?
>>Joshua starts laughing through clenched teeth.<<
Someplace very... very UN-local. If you know what I mean?

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#967 User is offline   Micheal 

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 11:28 PM

Enough

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#968 User is offline   Micheal 

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Posted 02 March 2001 - 11:35 PM

*/Joshua is interrupted by a mass that crawls through the door. Its a human body. It looks as if a dead body were being dragged across the floor by an invisible hand. As it comes closer one can see what looks like black sand traililing behind and in front of the body. Suddenly, one of these black strands shoots itself into the ceiling, then two, then eight. The strands lift the body off the floor, almost succesfully creating the illusion that the dead human was standing. The black trails hanging from the cieling start to move the bodys mouth and arms, like a puppet, and then some start emitting controled electric shocks into the bodys vocal chords./*
Dont look surprised Joshua, you've seen this happen before and you know it.
*/The black strands crawl down the bodys face and pull the corners of its mouth up, creatin an unconvincing smile./*
I will be leaving soon, the mortals who call themselves Salrillians with to study me in exchange for large quantities of radioactive metal. Then I will be able to rebuild myself and my armies.
*/While Micheal is talking, the nanobot strands accidently pull the bodys jaw off, then it falls to the floor. The nanobot strands hanging from the ceiling promptly descend to the jaw, pick it up, and reattach it back to its rightful place/*
Bartender, I would like everyone to have a round of your finest wine, on me. This is for the celebration of my rebirth!



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Posted 02 March 2001 - 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Micheal:
-Absence, perfection, MICHEAL


I always knew I was perfect... Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted 03 March 2001 - 12:35 AM

After the explosion of the bigger thingie Azdara's head lands on the bar.
"A shot of whiskey please Cicon."
Cicon pours whiskey down Azdara's throat and it ends up on the bar.
"Oops. Sorry, i'll just- hold on GRRRRRR!" POP! A new body appears. "Thats better"
Azdara goes to talk to the Audemadon in the corner, they are a lot more friendly than everyone else here...

Azdara shoots Xwarp's ship in an easygoing friendly manner.
BOOM!

~A~

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Posted 04 March 2001 - 01:09 PM

where is my titanium sheets and lubricating fluid dont make me blow up the bar with my cannon Posted Image


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Posted 04 March 2001 - 01:13 PM

by the way the bar is doing great
(looks at fleet admiral darkk)
hey how are you doing
havent seen you in a while
(i havent been in the universe for a while either Posted Image )

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Posted 04 March 2001 - 02:14 PM

I'm fine, but busy. Keep your eyes open for Marathon:Invasion, it will ROCK.

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Posted 04 March 2001 - 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
I'm fine, but busy. Keep your eyes open for Marathon:Invasion, it will ROCK.



i can wait either it will rule i love marathon still i dont care if its outdated

i have a confession
i listen to ......... jazz Posted Image

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#975 User is offline   Tallgeese3 

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Posted 04 March 2001 - 03:39 PM

hey fleet admiral dark do you need a space-compatible 50 foot humanoid-bot with a beam cannon in your fleet


hey barkeep
do you have a recharging station in here?

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