The Officer's Club Bar

#976 Tallgeese3

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Posted 04 March 2001 - 03:44 PM

if ya want to you can pilot me
but dont screw with my AI
if you do i will self-distruct
and will blow up the bar and everything within 1000 miles of it

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dont mess with a 50 foot mech made out of titanium

#977 Tallgeese3

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Posted 04 March 2001 - 03:50 PM

watches as the bar keep gets in my cockpit

hey that tickles Posted Image

no dont push that switch
barkeep:which one
tallgeese3: the one that says berserk mode
barkeep:lemme push it
(pushes it)
tallgeese3:losing control ahhh..... (eyes turn green) must destroy everything
starts shooting everyone but admiral darkk
tallgeese3: (strained) pull the e-shutdown lever before i pull my main cannon ou....
tallgeese3: pulls out his cannon
admiral darkk: pulls shutdown handle and resets tallgeese

tallgeese3: how did i get here and why is boba fett passed out in front of me?
if i did anything sorry barkeep

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#978 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 05 March 2001 - 05:58 PM

[surveys the damage to his person]
[finds none]
Tallgeese3, you should be more careful. You nearly hit the Dr. Pepper keg...

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#979 Tallgeese3

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Posted 05 March 2001 - 08:51 PM

hey dude who walked into the bar
sucker: yes
Tallgeese3: go spike fleet admiral darkk's drink
sucker: will he do anything bad if i spike it?
Tallgeese3 no Posted Image

(crosses fingers)
sucker: ok (spikes Darkk's Drink)
Tallgeese3:run for the hills !!!!!
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(finish it darkk) Posted Image

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#980 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 05 March 2001 - 10:22 PM

Hmm... tastes like phytrocinine ... glycocite?!?
[Darkk's skin crackles with electricity, and the guy who spiked
his drink is zapped unconcious.]
I really should get some of this stuff. Ishiman Personal Defense Corporation makes some inventive last-ditch tricks, don't you think?

Wait, I've got some.
[takes out some capsules]
You carry them under your tounge, like so. [puts them in his mouth]
Then, when somebody attacks you, you flip it up, and bite down!
[Darkk touches the sucker, who suddenly spasms for 45 seconds, then lies still.]

These things are a riot a parties. Especially boarding parties...

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#981 Tallgeese3

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Posted 06 March 2001 - 05:58 PM

im feeling tired will you let me spike your drinlk and will you recharge my fusion reactor , my U-238 is running low and i need a "jumpstart" before i shutdown
do you have any U-238 in here barkeep
(barkeep are you here)?

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#982 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 06 March 2001 - 06:06 PM

I think so. *Goes into storeroom. A few minutes later returns with a heavy loader droid carrying loads of barrels.* That's 100 scintak per barrel.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#983 Tallgeese3

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Posted 06 March 2001 - 11:59 PM

ill take 5 barrels
pays 500 scintak for the barrel
and 100 scintak for the good service

im gonna put these in
(not in here with organics though)

*flies out of the bar into space*
puts in the U-238
*flies back to the bar*

Thanks Taeskor Cicion
i feel much better

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dont forget to remind me - U-238 is not good for organics Posted Image

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#984 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 07 March 2001 - 08:46 AM

Call me Traek. *Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes come out on stage and start swingin'.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#985 Avatara

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Posted 07 March 2001 - 09:53 PM

*...but the swing breaks and Tallgeese43 gets hit and falls down unconscious.* Posted Image

*They start to swing again, but this time its the musical type of swing.*

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#986 Talon Karrde

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Posted 08 March 2001 - 03:56 AM

Talon ponders his new sig.

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[This message has been edited by Talon Karrde (edited 03-08-2001).]

conform now. conform now. conform now.
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join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#987 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 08 March 2001 - 12:27 PM

Due to something I heard on the radio this morning, a new band will briefly take the place of the Modal Nodes. *The Biths leave and Glenn Miller and his Orchestra walk in. They start up into "In the Mood."* That song is number 11 in the top 20 songs of the 20th century.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#988 Desert Fox

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Posted 09 March 2001 - 12:59 PM

DF walks in and looks at all the action going on. The dustball rolls across the floor. The only real movement.
This place is still around, eh? Give be a Selonian Whiskey.

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>Are you gonna tell him that's a boy cow?
>Naw, he'll figure it out.

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#989 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 09 March 2001 - 01:34 PM

*Hands him the drink.* There you are, straight from Selonia and then a mixing process in Centerpoint station.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#990 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 09 March 2001 - 03:38 PM

[Psst, Cicion - Nerec is at Sol fighting Levt. Kick some UEC spooney!!!
Your personal race is BACK IN THE RPG!]

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#991 Slug

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Posted 09 March 2001 - 11:22 PM

You're welcome, Cicion.

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#992 Xwarp

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Posted 12 March 2001 - 12:19 PM

then Xwarp's ship dock's at the bar and Xwarp beam's to a ship that is too far away to be killed.

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#993 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 12 March 2001 - 01:17 PM

*Pops open a bottle of shampain and salutes Slug.* Thanks, pal. Your next five drinks are on the house.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#994 Tallgeese3

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Posted 13 March 2001 - 01:47 PM

*wakes up with a huge dink in his head*
ok who hit me?
*checks him self for missing items , lets see : fusion bomb big enough to vaporize the universe , small humanoid-looking body (for those times when i have to be small) , and ..... a fusion pulse launcher.......
who took my main cannon?
im gonna have to expose everyone here to a fusion explosion if i dont get it back

does anyone have some sheet titanium?

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#995 Tallgeese3

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Posted 13 March 2001 - 01:55 PM

*transfers his AI to his mini-body (which looks like tallgeese3 only 6 feet tall instead of 50) and puts his big body away*

ok now that im small i can walk around alot easier

do you have a aud around , i want to hack its brain and make it be my slave
is that allowed in your bar
(if it is , he can be your assistant after he overhauls my big body)

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#996 Guest_Someone familiar..._*

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Posted 19 March 2001 - 06:50 AM

A young woman in a night garb walks in with a very tired look on her face. The bar is in a more subdued tone; an ambient noise of small clinkings and murmers vibrate through the room as she enters. After finding a comfortable spot, she plops herself on one of the bar stools, pulls out a PDA from her robe, and calls the bartender.

"Bartender?"

Cicion was busy talking with another customer but with little interest. He had noticed her since she came in, so when she called him, he quickly finished up with the other customer and promptly arrived.

"What can I do for you, miss?"

"Glass of milk please."

"What kind? Salian? Obish? Bazidanese? Gro-"

"Whatever. Just something smooth."

"Sure." He bends down and fills a glass from below the counter. Cicion then hands it to her and smiles. "There you go."

The glass sits there for quite some noticable time, untouched. Slowly, Cicion asks "I don't mean to pry, but is something on your mind?"

"No... not really... well... sort of... actually yes. Lots of things, in fact."

Cicion raises his eyebrows.

"Actually, could you make that coffee?" She asks.

#997 Talon Karrde

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Posted 19 March 2001 - 07:00 AM

Suddenly, the entire Pale PDF force jumps in.
They jump out.

Talon sits around, bored...that is, until he notices that the Pale Modified Strike Cruiser was towing something that looked very much like his ship...

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#998 Desert Fox

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Posted 21 March 2001 - 12:06 PM

*realizes how close this is to reaching 1k posts
Anybody up for some sabacc?

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>Are you gonna tell him that's a boy cow?
>Naw, he'll figure it out.

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#999 Desert Fox

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Posted 21 March 2001 - 12:09 PM

Deals out to some shady charactor in the back of the bar
*Yes!! Great hand*
The randomizer quickly changes DF's lucky hand and he loses

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>Are you gonna tell him that's a boy cow?
>Naw, he'll figure it out.

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#1000 Desert Fox

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Posted 21 March 2001 - 12:14 PM

DF plays anothe game with the shady person and loses half his money
"Two sallian brandys here. This guy is good" DF calls out

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>Are you gonna tell him that's a boy cow?
>Naw, he'll figure it out.

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
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