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#876 User is offline   Captain Pharris 

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 09:30 PM

What do you think we should name the second chapter? I'm thinking "Roots of resistance" or something like that. What do you think?

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#877 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 10:35 PM

Sounds good to me. Can I open it? I never got to start any topics in the last RPG, and I've got something to post...

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#878 User is offline   Captain Pharris 

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Posted 08 January 2001 - 11:40 PM

Oops... Sorry Darkk, I just posted it... You can get chapter three. I was thinking this one is the immidiate stuff, like raids and stuff, then the next one gets deep into the resistance on earth, maybe we start dropping agents onto Earth, the whole time we go on about the whole military buildup for invasion,

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
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Because she cant be beaten!

#879 User is offline   Kamikaze 

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Posted 13 January 2001 - 04:27 AM

Suddenly one of Kamikaze's Hawks slams the earth where captain Pharris once stood but now he is splattered all over the place. Darkk pulls some of his intestines out of his drink and wispers uder his breath "That's what happens when you mess with the Cresent station bar" everyone starts making jokes about Pharris' mum!

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#880 User is offline   Talon Karrde 

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Posted 18 January 2001 - 07:15 AM

*Karrde wakes up*
"....wha'...DRINK? OF COURSE!"
Drinks 2 Saalian Brandies, and smashes the bottles over Kamikazes head. Everyone in the Bar starts fighting...

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#881 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 18 January 2001 - 10:04 AM

(Page 23!)

*Presses a button under the bar, and a time altering wave passes through the bar everywhere except for behind the counter, and everyone except Cicion is frozen in time simultaneously. Cicion walks around confiscating weapons and places them in a secure locker. He reassembles the chairs and tables to their original positions, walks behind the bar, and switches off the time freezer, watching the comic results. As the people resume animacy, several of them realize that the chairs they were holding have disappeared. One man, running forward, sees a table appear in front of him and crashes down over it. Many people experience weapons disappearing from their grip.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 01-18-2001).]
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

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#882 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 18 January 2001 - 11:53 PM

*wasn't in the fight*
*checks his holster to see if his weapon is there*
*it's not*
Hey, c'mon. Those things cost money, now please give it back.

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#883 User is offline   Talon Karrde 

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Posted 19 January 2001 - 07:07 AM

*Wakes up*
*Sees what he's lying in*
*passes out in shock*

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#884 User is offline   Kamikaze 

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Posted 19 January 2001 - 07:16 AM

............And every time he takes a breath some gets sucked into his mouth!
Suddenly kamikaze notices and pulls his face out of it and splashes him with some water to revive him. "You'll have to be more carefull mate, that's gross stuff!"

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#885 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 19 January 2001 - 01:28 PM

*Spins Darkk's weapon around and stops it, with his hand outstretched, with the handle towards Darkk.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#886 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 19 January 2001 - 04:04 PM

*Takes the weapon, and puts it away carefully.*
Got any Dr. Pepper? Jjaro ships are *ˆÝç·es to model...

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#887 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 20 January 2001 - 05:43 PM

Ah, you're doing some work for Marathoners, too. *Hands Darkk a three gallon jug of the Good Doctor.* On the house.

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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 23 January 2001 - 11:35 PM

*Avatara, who had fallen asleep at his table for the last eighteen days, undisturbed, suddenly wakes up.*

"Hey! What happened to my blaster? Those things are expensive you know!"

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#889 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 24 January 2001 - 09:39 AM

*Hands Avatara his blaster.* There you are. *Dusts off Avatara and his table. Pours a drink for himself and glucks it down.*

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 29 January 2001 - 02:24 PM

*Walks in.* Well, PhylSec is launching an espionage campaign into Sal space soon, so I may be away for a while. But first, how about a good stiff drink?

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Posted 29 January 2001 - 04:45 PM

[staggers into bar]
Speaking about a good stiff drink, how about a Francium 6 Feet Under?
I'm gonna need some insane stimulants to do the Jjaro weapons - stupid Ares color table...

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Posted 29 January 2001 - 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
[staggers into bar]
Speaking about a good stiff drink...


Here, take some of my "cardboard 'n' water"! Don't worry, its on me! Posted Image

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Posted 29 January 2001 - 10:04 PM

[gulps it down]
Man, this isn't helping any. [adds Francium] [drinks] [goes to the hospital to have his throat replaced] NOW it's stimulating. [drinks some Dr Pepper and Francium] [the new artifical throat can handle it] Ahh!!

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Posted 30 January 2001 - 07:32 AM

Looks down at his trousers.
"Ewwwwww...."
"3 Sauridian brandies, please. And a towel."
He rubs the towel over his trousers. The towel dissolves.
"Damn, this stuff is strong...

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#895 User is offline   Captain Pharris 

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Posted 30 January 2001 - 03:06 PM

An audemedon droid walks in

"Still got that Audemedon lubricating fluid? I'm feeling pretty stiff after subjugating Earth"

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
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#896 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 30 January 2001 - 09:03 PM

Go right ahead. *Indicates a barrel near the bar.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#897 User is offline   Talon Karrde 

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Posted 01 February 2001 - 07:18 AM

By now, Karrde's trousers have dissolved.
Karrde: "Damn, where's that Gateship when you need it?"
Pharris: "I thought that was in transit to the Thasero system, with you aboard it!"
Karrde: "Oh, right."

He thinks about that statement for a little while, and plops into a different reality..

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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

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Posted 07 February 2001 - 09:29 PM

*A small spacial rift forms and Micheal floats out of it*
Interesting, Ive never been to this universe before.
*Takes the form of a human cyborg in a trench coat, just before he shifts out of the seventh dimension in a dimension where others can see him*
Hello, may I have a rod of uranium 6? Also could you tell me who the greatest living warrior in the known universe is?

-Absence, Perfection, MICHEAL.

#899 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 07 February 2001 - 11:01 PM

Uhh, I'm guessing you're looking for physical combat. That would be the barkeep, Cicion.

*senses a brawl approching, and activates a personal force field to keep table splinters and other flying sharp things out of his eyes/skin/neck/head/chest*

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#900 User is offline   Talon Karrde 

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Posted 08 February 2001 - 07:13 AM

*Hides behind Darkk as everyone waits for Cicion to awaken from his slumber*
(Where is he, anyway? This topic was Dead for a few days!)

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