The Officer's Club Bar
#877
Posted 08 January 2001 - 10:35 PM
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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
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#878
Posted 08 January 2001 - 11:40 PM
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
#879
Posted 13 January 2001 - 04:27 AM
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Sacrafice escorts for the
better good!
#880
Posted 18 January 2001 - 07:15 AM
"....wha'...DRINK? OF COURSE!"
Drinks 2 Saalian Brandies, and smashes the bottles over Kamikazes head. Everyone in the Bar starts fighting...
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#881
Posted 18 January 2001 - 10:04 AM
*Presses a button under the bar, and a time altering wave passes through the bar everywhere except for behind the counter, and everyone except Cicion is frozen in time simultaneously. Cicion walks around confiscating weapons and places them in a secure locker. He reassembles the chairs and tables to their original positions, walks behind the bar, and switches off the time freezer, watching the comic results. As the people resume animacy, several of them realize that the chairs they were holding have disappeared. One man, running forward, sees a table appear in front of him and crashes down over it. Many people experience weapons disappearing from their grip.*
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 01-18-2001).]
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#882
Posted 18 January 2001 - 11:53 PM
*checks his holster to see if his weapon is there*
*it's not*
Hey, c'mon. Those things cost money, now please give it back.
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Never fly in front when attacking a Jjaro ship. -Me
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#883
Posted 19 January 2001 - 07:07 AM
*Sees what he's lying in*
*passes out in shock*
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We don't go to hell,
memories of us do.
And if you go to hell,
I'll still remember you.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#884
Posted 19 January 2001 - 07:16 AM
Suddenly kamikaze notices and pulls his face out of it and splashes him with some water to revive him. "You'll have to be more carefull mate, that's gross stuff!"
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Sacrafice escorts for the
better good!
#885
Posted 19 January 2001 - 01:28 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#886
Posted 19 January 2001 - 04:04 PM
Got any Dr. Pepper? Jjaro ships are *ˆÝç·es to model...
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Never fly in front when attacking a Jjaro ship. -Me
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#887
Posted 20 January 2001 - 05:43 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#888
Posted 23 January 2001 - 11:35 PM
"Hey! What happened to my blaster? Those things are expensive you know!"
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#889
Posted 24 January 2001 - 09:39 AM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#891
Posted 29 January 2001 - 04:45 PM
Speaking about a good stiff drink, how about a Francium 6 Feet Under?
I'm gonna need some insane stimulants to do the Jjaro weapons - stupid Ares color table...
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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#892
Posted 29 January 2001 - 07:52 PM
Quote
[staggers into bar]
Speaking about a good stiff drink...
Here, take some of my "cardboard 'n' water"! Don't worry, its on me!
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#893
Posted 29 January 2001 - 10:04 PM
Man, this isn't helping any. [adds Francium] [drinks] [goes to the hospital to have his throat replaced] NOW it's stimulating. [drinks some Dr Pepper and Francium] [the new artifical throat can handle it] Ahh!!
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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#894
Posted 30 January 2001 - 07:32 AM
"Ewwwwww...."
"3 Sauridian brandies, please. And a towel."
He rubs the towel over his trousers. The towel dissolves.
"Damn, this stuff is strong...
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--Talon_Karrde, MoC, 61:4--
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differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#896
Posted 30 January 2001 - 09:03 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#897
Posted 01 February 2001 - 07:18 AM
Karrde: "Damn, where's that Gateship when you need it?"
Pharris: "I thought that was in transit to the Thasero system, with you aboard it!"
Karrde: "Oh, right."
He thinks about that statement for a little while, and plops into a different reality..
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--Talon_Karrde, MoC, 61:4--
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differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#898
Posted 07 February 2001 - 09:29 PM
Interesting, Ive never been to this universe before.
*Takes the form of a human cyborg in a trench coat, just before he shifts out of the seventh dimension in a dimension where others can see him*
Hello, may I have a rod of uranium 6? Also could you tell me who the greatest living warrior in the known universe is?
-Absence, Perfection, MICHEAL.
#899
Posted 07 February 2001 - 11:01 PM
*senses a brawl approching, and activates a personal force field to keep table splinters and other flying sharp things out of his eyes/skin/neck/head/chest*
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
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#900
Posted 08 February 2001 - 07:13 AM
(Where is he, anyway? This topic was Dead for a few days!)
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--Talon_Karrde, MoD, 61:4--
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differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.