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*But LoneIgadzra is far too quick for 8 lightings! He whips out a large poster of a Windows logo and 8 Lightnings falls to the ground, stunned.*
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Posted 13 November 2000 - 07:58 PM
*A dozen rabid rats eat the poster.*
*The bar security field promptly reduces them to ash.*
*The ash piles form a smiling Mac logo.*
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
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*The bar security field promptly reduces them to ash.*
*The ash piles form a smiling Mac logo.*
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
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Posted 15 November 2000 - 02:18 PM
*Quickly frames the ashes before they lose their shape and hangs the frame behind the bar on the wall.* Anyone else for a drink?
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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Posted 15 November 2000 - 03:42 PM
Naa, that Audemedon lubricating fluid has caused some nasty long-term health problems. I would hope you know what I am talking about. Incidentally, I have purchased a space mine for the furthering of the social status of anyone who screws up another label.
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 12:29 AM
*Pops unexpectedly into the bar*
I finally got Ares 1.1.1 to work after using 1.2!!!
Now if I could get 1.2 to work...
Ah, heck with it. Next *7* rounds of drinks on me.
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
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I finally got Ares 1.1.1 to work after using 1.2!!!
Now if I could get 1.2 to work...
Ah, heck with it. Next *7* rounds of drinks on me.
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 12:43 AM
*A dimensional fold from the StarLance universe opens and a dead Salrilian walks in*
Thanks Darkk
*Dead Salrilian picks up jug of beer, and walks back into dimensional fold with the beer*
*fold closes*
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Thanks Darkk
*Dead Salrilian picks up jug of beer, and walks back into dimensional fold with the beer*
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 12:32 PM
Boy, that's getting into some ancient history of the bar, Igadzra. You need not worry, I haven't had Aud lubricant in the storeroom since I withdrew from my Audemedon body a year and a half or so ago.
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 05:22 PM
Uh...Cicion, the bars only been around for about 9 months... 
"I'll challenge Cicion, LoneIgadzra, and Darkk, and the dead salrillian to a friendly game of Sabaac. *pats LoneIgadzra's skifter in his pocket* Any takers? Darkk, I'm allowing cheating for the rest of us so we can fair up the odds."
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"I'll challenge Cicion, LoneIgadzra, and Darkk, and the dead salrillian to a friendly game of Sabaac. *pats LoneIgadzra's skifter in his pocket* Any takers? Darkk, I'm allowing cheating for the rest of us so we can fair up the odds."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 06:01 PM
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Originally posted by Avatara:
Darkk, I'm allowing cheating for the rest of us so we can fair up the odds."
Darkk, I'm allowing cheating for the rest of us so we can fair up the odds."
I'm not much of a gambler. How about I deal instead?
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*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 06:05 PM
Oh well, I guess that'll do. Any other takers?
*finishes his drink and orders another*
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*finishes his drink and orders another*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 01:18 PM
*Hands him the drink.* Think I'll pass this time. (Suddenly the scene takes on a mysterious tone)Oh, and by the way, I finally found that robot of mine. He was in the deep, deep cargo hold in the bottom of the bar near an airlock, gutted. All major circuits were torn out. And the funny thing is, it would have taken a careful, intelligent hand to find its way straight to the main power conduit and disconnect it. *Looks at Avatara, who looks at Igadzra, who looks at Darkk. Appropriate music accompanies this.* So... who done it? One of you? Or some mysterious being lurking down in the depths of the bar?
(Tweeeeenty pages!)
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 11-17-2000).]
(Tweeeeenty pages!)
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 11-17-2000).]
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 02:29 PM
Don't look at me. Depending on my mood, I'm too subtle to just rip circuits when I can pop a connection, or so blunt I just blast things. Why would I attack your droid anyway?
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 05:49 PM
...looks at Slug who looks at - no wait, I'm dead- nevermind
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...looks at Slug who looks at - no wait, I'm dead- nevermind
...looks at Slug who looks at - no wait, I'm dead- nevermind
Just 'cause you vanished from the RPG doesn't mean you vanished from the bar too? Does it?
Cicion, don't look at me. If I hated the thing I just would have blasted it to bits, why bother ripping its circuts out. *While Cicion stares at LoneIgadzra, Avatara mutters something about a plan and how it didn't work out because someone else beat him to it...*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 17 November 2000 - 09:19 PM
(Congratulations on 20 pages, Cicion. I wonder if there are any larger topics on the boards.)
*People continue looking at each other, and finally somebody screams and runs away. The broken robot is dragging itself into the bar, using it's two legs that are still functioning. "It was HIM!!!" yells the little droid, pointing a leg at somebody in the middle of the crowd. The person says "Um, no it wasn't." The broken robot says "Oops. Sorry. Mistook you for somebody else."*
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*People continue looking at each other, and finally somebody screams and runs away. The broken robot is dragging itself into the bar, using it's two legs that are still functioning. "It was HIM!!!" yells the little droid, pointing a leg at somebody in the middle of the crowd. The person says "Um, no it wasn't." The broken robot says "Oops. Sorry. Mistook you for somebody else."*
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(Congratulations on 20 pages, Cicion. I wonder if there are any larger topics on the boards.)
(Congratulations on 20 pages, Cicion. I wonder if there are any larger topics on the boards.)
Only "Confeds vs Rebels" on the EV boards and those religious debates they have come close, to my knowledge.
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 10:16 PM
*The fleeing man is knocked out by 2 Taeskor commandoes and dragged away.*
*Darkk steps up to Cicion*
I need to talk. Anywhere private?
*Cicion points to the store room. They go in, check for people, and lock the door.*
Thanks. I'm having [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum11/HTML/000079-8.html"]trouble with pirates.[/url]
*Darkk fills Cicion in.*
I've heard there's a high level leak in our government, close to the Octicon. I need a confidential shipyard that can build some pretty advanced stuff. I'll provide some people to do the detail work, but I need a good shipyard. I heard one of your relatives had one. Could they be really confidential, I mean tell no one or admit to no one at all about this confidential? This is about our future. I can't leave it to chance.
{Email me or talk to me before answering. I've got it planned in a very specific way. GR chat would be preferable. I go by my name here.]
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*Darkk steps up to Cicion*
I need to talk. Anywhere private?
*Cicion points to the store room. They go in, check for people, and lock the door.*
Thanks. I'm having [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum11/HTML/000079-8.html"]trouble with pirates.[/url]
*Darkk fills Cicion in.*
I've heard there's a high level leak in our government, close to the Octicon. I need a confidential shipyard that can build some pretty advanced stuff. I'll provide some people to do the detail work, but I need a good shipyard. I heard one of your relatives had one. Could they be really confidential, I mean tell no one or admit to no one at all about this confidential? This is about our future. I can't leave it to chance.
{Email me or talk to me before answering. I've got it planned in a very specific way. GR chat would be preferable. I go by my name here.]
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
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Posted 19 November 2000 - 02:12 PM
Captain Carnotaur suddenly walks in an puts up a big poster which says this:
"This topic is SOOOOOOO long it should be put in the "Best Topics" thing."
And then walks out the door after getting a root beer from the Gatori barman.
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"This topic is SOOOOOOO long it should be put in the "Best Topics" thing."
And then walks out the door after getting a root beer from the Gatori barman.
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And then walks out the door after getting a root beer from the Gatori barman.
And then walks out the door after getting a root beer from the Gatori barman.
Uhh...the barman is a Phylydian.
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Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 01:13 PM
PhylydiOn, with an O, not PhylydiAn, with an A.
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"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 20 November 2000 - 02:29 PM
[I guess I'll have to build them myself.]
Darkk hadn't actually expected to get that kind of help. Never hurt to try, though.
"So, Cicion, could you bring some ships?" he asked.
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
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Darkk hadn't actually expected to get that kind of help. Never hurt to try, though.
"So, Cicion, could you bring some ships?" he asked.
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*Error: target is violating the laws of physics*
*Error: target is locally exceeding c*
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Uhh...the barman is a Phylydian.
Uhh...the barman is a Phylydian.
Whatever. I didn't have time to read the 20 page long topic to find that out.
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PhylydiOn, with an O, not PhylydiAn, with an A.
PhylydiOn, with an O, not PhylydiAn, with an A.
I was close, give me some slack! I take it nobody is interested with a card game. Oh well.
Mr. Phylydian, can I have that drink?
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Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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*orders five more drinks, so the last person's offer will be paid in full.*
"Well, I've finally got my act in gear and beat level 15! *yay!* 16 was quite easy and pretty fun, but now I'm stuck on 17. Oh well. Next six rounds are on me!"
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Well, I've finally got my act in gear and beat level 15! *yay!* 16 was quite easy and pretty fun, but now I'm stuck on 17. Oh well. Next six rounds are on me!
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
