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The Officer's Club Bar

#726 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 28 October 2000 - 03:12 PM

Another thing, this bar thread is a real museum of old members who are no longer here. I remember them well.

I hope soon the Bar will be as it was in the old times, when everybody's ship or fleet stopped for a drink, and plots and sub-plots were frequent.

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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#727 User is offline   Slug 

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Posted 29 October 2000 - 02:06 PM

*Gives Cicion a military salute*

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#728 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 29 October 2000 - 06:10 PM

*Returns it.* Sit down, Slug. Have a drink. How's life?

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Posted 29 October 2000 - 08:12 PM

*Governor (how do you change your username, can't find anywhere) Darkk enters the bar*

I'll have my usual, Cicion.
Interesting, now that I'm a Protectorate Governor and you lead the Primary Armada, I wonder who has the higher rank?
Just in case... *gives military salute*


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Posted 29 October 2000 - 08:40 PM

Well, lessee... I'm an outcast in all governmental systems, my only real power comes from my Armada, which I stole from Sargatanus, and I've just been told by the Oracular Net that I will die soon.

I'll have my usual. Salt Ale. *tosses Cicion a transfer order padd for eight million tons of Silver* We recently raided an abandoned Gaitori Mining Outpost.....

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Posted 29 October 2000 - 09:25 PM

*Looks over the figures.* Nice, Slug. *Hands Slug his Salt Ale.* Well, let's see, Darkk. I don't officially command the Primary Armada, being a Pure Taeskor, but the Military Octicate has given me indefinite command. Militarily, I outrank you. I am also, because of my Pure Taeskorship, a noble, but I really only except people addressing me as "My Lord Taeskor" when I'm on Dominus or some of the other central planets of the Imperium where such titles are generally used. *Hands Darkk a five-dee glass of Dr. Pepper(i.e., the outside is the size of a standard glass but the inside is the size of the Pacific Ocean, so it is almost inexhaustible).* There you are. Now, if you spread the word that I have five dimensional glasses, that'll cost you ten billion scintak. Otherwise, if you keep it hush-hush, it will cost you ten scintak.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 30 October 2000 - 05:44 PM

Can I have a 5-D glass of Doctor Pepper too? Posted Image

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#733 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 30 October 2000 - 07:20 PM

You like the stuff too, eh? Well, these five dee glasses are pretty rare, so I'll loan you one for a few hours, but then you must return it. OK?

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 30 October 2000 - 08:54 PM

*Takes glass.*

MM. I should have guessed about our respective ranks.

Speaking of Taeskor, they've assigned one to "supervise" me. Am I to take this as a sign they don't trust me? I did a good job (IMHO) of putting the piracy to rest (why I have this job in the first place).

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
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Posted 31 October 2000 - 02:16 PM

The Phylydions are not a trusting species, Darkk. Remember, there are two PhylSec operatives on every Phylydion ship. Just take it as a good sign that they haven't assigned more than one person to observe you.

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 10-31-2000).]
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Posted 31 October 2000 - 03:13 PM

He's a bit formal and self-important for me. Insists on everyone using his full rank, and addressing me as "Nijayias Darkk."

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
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Me: Let's resume this disscussion near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
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Posted 02 November 2000 - 12:35 PM

Ah, well. Care for something to eat? I've got lots of candy left over from Halloween.

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 02 November 2000 - 02:55 PM

That's OK, we bought lots of candy and only 2 people came to our door. I was embarrased, because the "flying spector attack" rigging had too much friction to work. Oh well, only 2 people would have been there to appreciate it anyway.

My goal is to prevent them from getting to the candy. Next year I'm going to work during months in advance on anamatronic ghost soldiers with strobe machine guns Posted Image

I love making cool stuff.

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

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Posted 05 November 2000 - 08:00 PM

A toast to Slug, the most honorable Salrilian I ever met! May he rest in peace.
*Downs 3 Litre Dr. Pepper*

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
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Posted 05 November 2000 - 09:11 PM

*raises his glass in a toast, but chokes on the liquid as he swallows some, and ends up spewing it out. Cicion promptly cleans up the mess.*

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Posted 06 November 2000 - 03:06 AM

*finally comes into the bar after a couple of weeks of alcohol recovery*
"err...id like a root beer pls...NO alcohol please! talon's no longer a compadre of mine, so dont bother me about him...oh, ya, with the 5th dimensional glass pls...and no flies..."


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Posted 06 November 2000 - 01:36 PM

*Hands Piemur a three dimensional glass of root beer. Pours a merenzane gold for himself and downs it.* Cheers, Darkk.

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 06 November 2000 - 09:15 PM

[should have posted this first]

*looks up for a second*

Oh, crud. Time to go back to please his Taeskorship.
I'm glad you didn't let status change you, Cicion.

*pays tab* *leaves*

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

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Posted 07 November 2000 - 12:44 PM

*drinks the root beer*
"hmm...looks like 5th dimensional glasses look exactly like 3rd dimensional glasses...must be a paradox...now this..."
*pulls out a strange glowing object that seems to distort even before everyone's eyes*
"I found this little trinket on QWERE-123...I think this is a 6th dimensional glass...no matter how much i put into it, it seems to hold it all...and it all stays in! until you tip it like so..."
*tips it to a certain orientation and root beer pours out*
"This thing is so cool!"
*pays for the root beer (which was at the 5th dimensional price) and leaves the bar*

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Posted 11 November 2000 - 04:03 PM

*There is a blinding flash and LoneIagzdra appears to have teleported into the midst of all the drunkards present.*

"Wait a minute, I thought I'd be going on an archeological dig... Holy @%^$&*$#!!!!!!! This place is still here?!!!!??

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Posted 11 November 2000 - 04:10 PM

Yah. Finally, someone I almost don't remember. Posted Image

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Posted 11 November 2000 - 04:16 PM

Yeah, I haven't been on the Ares boards in a long time... Although I have been everywhere else quite recently.

Anyway, I just edited one of my first posts to this topic which means you will all have to edit all your sebsequent ones to keep this web board compliant with the laws of physics.

Just kidding! Posted Image

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Posted 11 November 2000 - 04:36 PM

*Avatara leans back, undazed by the newcomber suddenly appearing out of thin air. He was getting used to this sort of thing, with taeskors running the bar and all.*

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Posted 11 November 2000 - 08:19 PM

The previous post was #747. Boeing forever!!! Posted Image

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*Error: unable to determine if target exists or not*
*Error: target cannot be hit*
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Posted 13 November 2000 - 07:05 AM

Oh no!

LoneIgadzra has found me!

He's chased me all the way back to the Ares boards! Quick, run!



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